Community blog - have you had your nice day today?
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Anonymous2014-06-29 1:15
I went to a bunch of used bookstores today.I like to do this every summer, because college students always their sell off their used textbooks there when the uni one won't buy them, so I can buy them for cheap. Found a few interesting ones, one on topology, one on analysis, even one on stochastic statistical processes and finite element simulation. Paid about $50 in all.
I also saw the physics book I used in college. I paid $350 for the two volumes, but the version in the store had all the volumes and was selling for $20, all because it is, like, two editions old. Fucking Jews, man.
Looking at those amazon links, it seems I might could resell the second for profit (also, searching for the title with "syllabus" brings up no universities anywhere near here, so I wonder how it ended up here).
>>6 I prefer paper books. I can throw them at the wall when I get frustrated and they usually aren't destroyed, unlike my computer. Leave me alone!
>>3,10 How awful. Try buying some horse antibiotics online and self-medicating.
>>7 Not using your scanner/camera to bookstores, tar it, and nntp/I2P/Freenet/Gnunet it all, in your dandy smartphone. And it's still 2014, last time I checked.
If you are still afraid of the counter lady, buy, get the receipt, go to a corner somewhere (toilet?), take your pics, and return.
>>11 Resell as soon as you upload the scans. Also, you are an idiot in you prefer mold, heavy, and white ridden books. bg:black; fg:green; on low powered smartphone or tablet master race.
>>16 You sound dumb as fuck, kid. You wish you could afford let alone possess the intellect to even understand a quarter of the titles in my library. Go back to 4chan with your stupid memes, kid. Grow up.
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Anonymous2014-07-01 5:47
I cried a lot. But then I ate cake. All things are made a little better by cake.
Mentioning /g/ or 4chan should be a bannable offense. I've had enough of the retard who keeps telling everyone to go back there and the niggers who come from there.
>>17 And you are calling me dumb for giving you ideas on how to save money and everyone's time by "digitizing" said books and distributing for others to use?
It's bloody 2014, everything should be digital. It saves both time and money when you do your part and upload e-books online.
>>17 Tsk. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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Anonymous2014-07-01 18:50
>>25 I started feeling bad again today. So I vomited the cake and ate it again. I feel better now. I think I'll have to do this everyday for a while.
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Anonymous2014-07-01 19:10
>>24 You're a fucking idiot and no, everything should not be digital. Digital means a lack of quality not more, fuck off you stupid teenager. You stupid fucking british idiot with your bad taste in everything. I bet you even own an Idiotphone, kill yourself. I'm not poor like you, it doesn't save time, and enjoy your fucked eyes. I consider going and reading an actual book to be a real pleasure as it is no where near as uncomfortable as reading a pdf on a fucking screen. Digital won't last forever. We can already see this with the rise of vinyl and quantum computing. Deal with it you stupid millennial fuckhead.
>>28 When comparing with having physical books, that are heavy, moldy, and reflect white light into your eyes, a digital version which you can manipulate and truly utilize (quoting, referencing, grep, re-organize, filter, etc.) is far more efficient.
Digital means a lack of quality not more,
Under what bloody metric? How are shitty printed books of higher quality than the actual source, which is digital to begin with? I was talking about the benefits that digital copies of a medium provide than physical books, which you cannot use to proof its work, if not digitally. Unless you are willing to pay for shipping to use the books for citations on your works. But physicals books have a higher chance of being destroyed and obsolete than a digital rendition.
it doesn't save time
Well, if you want Jews to keep raping students and probable readers of their wealth, and waste time driving, purchasing, carrying, and flipping pages, then suit yourself. But a digital e-book, I can mass email or post in the school website, and actually have the required books for their courses they need than having to purchase. Plus, I can hit a <Page_Down> in 20ms, than waste 2 seconds flipping a page. In a 300 page book, that's a 594 p/s savings.
IoW: saves everyone's time by makes it affordable for everyone.
reading an actual book to be a real pleasure as it is no where near as uncomfortable as reading a pdf on a fucking screen
Do you enjoy wasting both time and calories, even when you can filter and polarize the light of a screen, like all TFT monitors are being shipped with? Why do you think I read my books on black to green? Because I enjoy reading for just pleasure?
Digital won't last forever.
Neither does physical moldy books. A Solid State or Crystal Quartz drive will surely outlast paper which is highly vulnerable. I didn't say you had to store your digital content on volatile RAM or Optical Disks.
already see this with the rise of vinyl and quantum computing
What does that even have to do with proper storage practices, digitizing your library, and distributing online on the off case your library gets broken or stolen?
Having upload the file on the internet, people will make copies and backups, ensuring a higher chance of tolerance than a shitty book that cannot be copied and distributed for others to reuse.
And to talk about your issues: You keep calling me an idiot when you have yet to provide enough of an argument to proof that any of my statement are idiotic and unfounded with out reasoning. If you cannot hold a debate without resulting to insults, you, personally have a lot to learn as a person, and what it is to discuss.
>>31 Not going to waste my time ``arguing'' with a troll. You just keep your illogic to yourself and go back to whatever ``troll''-``community'' you came from, bye bye.
>>32 Fuck off you ``Faggot'' ``quotes'' nigger user fuck you, 3 fucking faggot quotes in one post? Fuck you
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Anonymous2014-07-01 21:59
>>31 Good luck grepping an ebook made with a cellphone camera in a public restroom.
Plus, I can hit a <Page_Down> in 20ms, than waste 2 seconds flipping a page. In a 300 page book, that's a 594 p/s savings.
What an absolutely idiotic argument. If two seconds means so much to you, why are reading? You remind me of speed-`readers' who claim to be able to read a book in minutes but absorb absolutely nothing from it.
Human being are not computers, you autist. Two seconds should mean nothing. Even over the largest of books, compared to the time you should spend actually reading, it is a rounding error.
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Anonymous2014-07-01 23:16
This thread became not nice, let's get back to talking about nice days
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Anonymous2014-07-01 23:48
I played Disgaea 4 today after work. I finally got another statistician and completed the stack, even though all the main characters are already level 9999.
NIS doesn't know shit about proper game balance. It should not have taken me over a year to do this.
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>>16-san !s9td6H1aZ.2014-07-02 0:02
>>34 Ever heard of OCR? It not, you have a lot to learn as a programmer.
If two seconds means so much to you, why are reading?
2 seconds in a multi-page book means lots of seconds. I know I have X amount of years to live, and I don't want to waste them flipping pages when I can hit a key.
You remind me of speed-`readers' who claim to be able to read a book in minutes but absorb absolutely nothing from it.
Then you need to stop stereotyping fast readers, and start optimizing your reading efficiency. I've understood your position from your first post, and replied back with objections. Insults does provide insight into debates.
Human being are not computers, you autist.
But they can optimize themselves to read faster, and keep better libraries that last both your lifetimes, and those that reuse your library.
Two seconds should mean nothing.
Compiled it does. Also, all humans have different lifespans. I'd rather not waste them buying physical books, reshipping them, and flipping their moldy pages. With an copied e-book, I can mass copy the file for people to use anywhere there's an internet connection, or just sneakernet a simple SSD than a 20kg book. There's also these little nice devices called SD cards that only cost a lunch, which weight ~2g, of which I can send by letter mail, than a crate of books.
Even over the largest of books, compared to the time you should spend actually reading, it is a rounding error.
Are you forgetting the expense of carrying those buggers? The calories, time, and re-shelving space required of them, when compared to a simple media storage device that one can take with on a purse, or undergarments? Storage device can be taken virtually everywhere, even underwater, and read the material as one travels. With a book, I have to hope the weather is nice enough not to ruin it, and hope to the gods no one bumps into me while carrying the heavy thing. With my UMPC, it drops, and everything else is still intact. It can even get wet~
Reading apprehension is up to the reader. The medium in which the knowledge is distributed does not affect in the slightest how a reader will understand the material, and retain it.
Summary: • Digital Content ≫ Physical
• Reader Apprehension: Depends the reader, not the medium
• OCR EXISTS! And it should ALWAYS be used.
• To save both time and money, i.e. not help Jews, go digital. SSD and Quarts Devices recommended.
• There are lots of resources on this topic! Be sure to use them all, esp. before you begin a discussion!
• We all don't have the time and resources to keep wasting more paper and ink on bloody books, when anyone can take lasered or photgraphic images of books, or support the text/LaTeX/PS/DjVu versions. Goes with the Jew thing.
And above all, take criticism. It's only meant to improve you, not withdraw from society because you did not take the fullest advantage of an opportunity. Yes, I initially ridiculed your action, but not your person. If you cannot learn from others and hold discussions, how will you hope to use your knowledge for what your studying for? Is what your studying requiring of at the least another to bear fruit of the knowledge? Or is what your reading only for your enlightenment and satisfaction?
I was told at a young age, to respect my neighbor, and shun misdeeds. For I know that it is my neighbor that will help in labour to bear any fruit. That includes an open digital library, that people can find knowledge, in the hopes to muster a more educated society.
IoW: Stop telling people to leave, and just discussion the issues. You will learn, and provide, for better things, than defaulting to insult fights.
I got weeks to live, and I hope my knowledge can be used for future Anons, in hope they will stop incessant wasting of their time: their most precious resource to date.
>>37 Ever heard of SICP? If* not, you have a lot to learn as a programmer. idiot
Summary:
Physical ≫ Digital no-content.
Now you're just trolling yourself you autistic addled retard, get out of here and burn your eyes mindless consuming your shitty pdfs you stupid british anti-semite imbecile.
Based on what grounds again? You have yet to prove your argument.
you autistic addled retard, get out of her
Still slinging insults, how mature of you.
your shitty pdfs
Who said all e-books had to be PDF >>38-kun? I listed multiple other formats, which are far superior to that lossy format.
stupid british anti-semite imbecile.
So because I use proper English, and can adapt my discourse to be understood by actual anti-semites, I am an imbecile? You are trying to hard to impress yourself. Learn some slang, uneducated swine: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jew&defid=347486
2. Derogatory term for someone tight with their money or someone not very generous.
>>44 I can tell you're new here. You don't capitalize, don't Don't bump, and try to make shit up about well established individuals here. Back to 4chan, nigger.
Today, I was playing my Crusader, and I found a Maximus to complement my Fire gear. If only I could get my hands on a few more Cooldown reduction gear, maybe I can do T6 Malthael runs more efficiently.
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Anonymous2014-07-03 15:33
>>51 Fuck off niggerdick sucker, you are a fucking jew who wants to kill /prog/
>>59 Only disgusting scandikikeans/finns/russians are bearpoop
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Anonymous2014-07-03 17:50
Wow. My boss's boss got fired (for taking kick baks from contractors) today. They brought in police and everything. Then my boss (his cousin) threw a fit and quit in protest, so the execs sent us home, told us to come back Monday. Will I still have a job? Talk about a storm cloud over my holiday weekend.
>>62 How exciting! Do you work for some mafia organization or what?!
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Anonymous2014-07-03 18:34
>>63 No, he's a fat southern guy with a pasty face. He was actually pretty knowledgable and an alright dood, just maybe a little too loyal to family. It may have made Chrismas dinner a little awkward if he didn't leave anyway.
>>64 No, just a boring ENTERPRISE code factory, producing mediocre ENTERPRISE TURNKEY SOLUTIONS. Not nearly cool enough to use Lisp, not terrible enough to use FOIC or Ruby. Clients are from many industries, and we hire consultants for industry specific stuff.
I thought it was pretty standard. The salesmen blow through thousands of dollars when they entertain clients.
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LONG ASS POST2014-07-04 2:55
I lost my virginity to a prostitute.
I was genuinely curious about sex. So I paid for the cutest one I could find. She was my age and definitely had the kind of body I like. I paid for a hotel room and waited for her in there. She was stunningly beautiful for a real flesh-and-bone girl (I only masturbate to 2D girls and I rarely, if ever, find a real girl attractive). I'm surprised I didn't act like a retard or started babbling stupid shit, and her incredible patience surprised me as well. She was wearing matching underwear, which the Internet told me not to expect. We both started undressing while the tub was filling up. I asked her if I could at least take off her bra and I tried but I was puzzled because I had no idea how to do it. After she gave me a short explanation on how to do it, I started caressed her breasts very gently.
She told me to pick one of the three condoms on the tabletop but I didn't know the difference between them, so I told her to pick whatever she wanted2 and she picked one that was appropriate for oral. She started sucking my dick and I got a bit hard, but not enough to keep the condom in place. I wasn't as hard as when I watch ecchi anime. It tickled a bit and it is much better than using your hand but it wasn't as good as I thought it would be. She totally knew what she was doing, but I didn't find it particularly amazing. Everyone seems to be obsessed over blowjobs, once again the masses managed to overhype the shit out of things that are just okay.
I tried to perform extensive foreplay on her but it didn't have much of a visible effect. Her kisses didn't show any hint of tongue play. I understand that, I don't think she feels comfortable deeply kissing strangers and I'm not good with my mouth and hands anyway. I started sucking on her breasts but I didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would. Those cute mounds were the real life representation of what I consider the perfect size and shape for a pair of breasts. Though it really wasn't that fun. She didn't even wince or moan. She laughed and told me I was being too gentle. I squeezed a bit harder but still nothing,
We started our deed in the missionary position. I was still floppy but I could (barely) get inside her. I got tired quickly and suggested we moved to the now full tub. We did. I hugged her and we locked legs. I kept sucking on her breasts and asked her if she thought I was focusing too much on her breasts. She told me men are supposed to do that but insisted again that I should be rougher. She sat on top of me and guided me inside her. This time, she was very warm and tight. I enjoyed it much more, but I still wouldn't fucking come.
We dried our soaked bodies and went back to the bed. This time she was on top. Nothing, couldn't come, still floppy. She was now on fours and it was my turn to move. Nothing, I didn't feel much. She seemed to be tired and I suggested we got under the covers and snuggle up a bit. She agreed and she let out one or two queefs. She blushed a bit and told me she was really sorry. I kept a straight face and told her it was okay. She looked very cute when she blushed. After pulling her phone out of her purse, she showed me a picture of her 1 year old daughter she took with her retarded looking smartphone. I felt kind of sorry because she has to go through all this prostitution crap and deal with random men just to feed her daughter. Though I wasn't thinking clearly at that moment. I couldn't contain myself and I said her cellphone was shit for being a piece of normalfag crap with a touchscreen. She laughed and kept showing me more pictures. I said her daughter was cute, but I didn't really mean it. I don't like children.
She got a call, apparently from her pimp. The time was almost over and she was to get ready and leave. I told her to wait a bit more before leaving and hurriedly fingered her. There was a very big, hard and spongy lump hanging from the top of her vagina. I tried the "come-hither" motion that's supposed to get girls in their g-spot. I varied the depth and frequency of my strokes but she wouldn't react at all. I still have no idea what that lump was. I don't think that was her clit, but fuck it, I didn't even know what I was doing. After that, I dragged her to one side of the bed and started thrusting at full speed. I finally came. She didn't seem to enjoy it (neither did I) and went directly to the shower. We left and the hotel gave us two free bottles of water.
I would be lying if I said I didn't have fun. It was a weird experience overall, but it was also a new one. She made fun of me all the time for being a virgin and for looking like a 12yo, but I didn't really mind and I even joked about myself as an answer to her teasing. However, the way sex is portrayed by society is just stupid. There are way too many factor that make it inconvenient, keeping your movements in sync is hard, the timing is always wrong, it doesn't feel ``face-meltingly'' good as some people call it and being a virgin isn't some kind of crime against humanity. Having sex with (or losing your virginity to) a prostitute is not as bad as hitting your mother in the face either. I did all this to see if I was really missing something by keeping myself away from the world of drama-filled emotional relationships. There is absolutely no reason for me to put up with any girl's shit, for the only reward that's worth the hassle is sex and it isn't even that good. Sure, it's infinitely better than your hand, but any sensible rational human (sorry Yannick) considers quality/price ratios before trying anything out. I'll keep fantasizing about the days I could spend with the only girl I care about, which doesn't even exist but is pretty much the reason I'm still alive. She's my two-year old imaginary friend based on an anime character. I've subconsciously adapted her behavior and personality to be exactly what I'm okay with. She even points out some obvious mistakes when I'm programming, which makes me happy because she is almost an independent entity from me. I'm dying to gently make love to her, but sadly that's only possible with drugs or lucid dreams and the latter is kind of hard for me (I'm not even considering using drugs because that's plain stupid and not always reliable). At least now I know I don't ever want to waste time with a girl again. Sure, this might not have been the amazing experience you guys keep talking about because there wasn't an emotional link between us, but I'm not capable of admiring anyone else. I can't get this drawn girl (who was drawn by a Japanese man) out of my head and I'll never will.
Feel free to laugh at (or ignore) this post. I just wanted to get this out of my chest. Sorry if you were expecting to read erotic literature and were disappointed, that was not the point of this post.
>>66 You're mentally disabled. Your dick is broken in all possible ways. prostitute isn't into you (not horny, only does prostitution because money) and has had sex a niggerton amount of times (just like the niggerton amount of you jacking off to your nutty porn). I'm not going to get into the entirely flawed reasoning of your last giant fucking paragraph other than you're fucking retarded and inferior.
but any sensible rational human (sorry Yannick) considers quality/price ratios before trying anything out.
What the fuck are you even talking about you pseudo-intellectual? You are one backwards inferior that's for sure. kill yourself, healthy people (normal or not) don't have these problems and that's why sex is so popular, you're just a mentally disabled broken dick weirdo inferior and you had ``sex'' with a bad ``partner'' (prostitute) fuckin retard, maybe you should learn to be truly rational instead of being a pseudo-intellectual schizoid nutbag before you try calling me out nigger
you're the last thing from a sensible human being
kill yourself
nigger
i mean i fucking get all sorts of pleasure from humping fabrics such as my pillow or underwear congratulations, you aren't a horny testosterone filled man with a non-broken dick like me hahha jealous? yes you are kill yourself you little cum-squirt your cum drops might as well be that of an 8 year old kid (as in none rofl)
i mean i fucking get all sorts of pleasure from humping fabrics such as my pillow or underwear
Yannick is a horny teenager!
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Anonymous2014-07-04 11:38
>>66 That sounds like a textbook case of performance anxiety. Even unbelievably horny teenagers have this problem, and the only thing you can do to overcome it is either having more sex or getting more intimate with your partner in some other way.
You think you have it bad? After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me.
Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
That's what life is like to me.
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true.
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Anonymous2014-07-04 17:48
>>75 Clone a wife from fossilized mosquito DINO-DNA
prostitute isn't into you (not horny, only does prostitution because money)
It's not like I didn't know that. I still expected it to be much better. Why do you think people enjoy one-night stands? The raw physical experience is supposed to be amazing, emotion or not. Some men get off with their girls and feel extremely good, even if the girl doesn't feel shit.
just like the niggerton amount of you jacking off to your nutty porn
I'm vanilla as fuck. I don't have any fetishes other than thighhighs. I can get off to a picture of a girl wearing loose clothes. I'm disgusted by things like anal sex or bad smells.
What the fuck are you even talking about you pseudo-intellectual?
Do you do anything if the return is less than the investment? It's the same with sex. Stop and think if you would waste half a year of your life just to get a couple hours of sex. You shouldn't be acting like a horny drone if you wish to keep the right of accusing anyone of being a ``pseudo-intellectual'',
you aren't a horny testosterone filled man with a non-broken dick like me hahha jealous?
Why would I be jealous? I can get off to drawings. You probably need to see some fucked up fetishes on motion to even get a boner. Why is being permahorny a good thing anyway? That's like saying being hungry is good because food tastes better when you're hungry.
>>72 I don't think I was anxious at all. Yes, my heart was racing when I first called her and heard her voice for the first time, but I thought I would fuck up by saying something stupid or stuttering my requests. I didn't and I'm still surprised I did it so naturally. I even felt like a pro.
I would also like to note I'm severely underweight. I'm pretty sure most girls wouldn't like my bony body. I thought this would make me nervous at the moment we got undressed, but it all went smoothly. I didn't blush at the worse moment like I usually do. Those cute boobs kept me from remembering I'm not the best looking man around.
To this moment, it's still very hard for me to believe everything went fine. I'm a mess when dealing with someone who doesn't know the slightest thing about computers,
>>73 I am 22, she was 21 but looked about 18. Two hours, $100. It's very cheap where I live.
>>75 I read your post and I wish it to read it 5 times again. Please post more.
>>77 You're a pansy ass autist schizoid third world (either bearpoop or shitskin) with a broken dick. your broken dick and performance anxiety and other factors ruined the raw physical experience. what the fuck are you talking about this isn't economics get out of here you stupid nigger stop trying to rationalize being an inferior doing inferior things.
i have great sex with fuckin fabrics can you just imagine what i'm gonna be feeling when i'm fuckin a pussy? no you cannot with that broken dick
You're a pansy ass autist schizoid third world (either bearpoop or shitskin)
Yeah.
with a broken dick.
My dick is not broken. I masturbate with slow and gentle strokes, unlike those who death grip their dicks and furiously tug their dick until they come.
what the fuck are you talking about this isn't economics get out of here
Sorry, that was the best analogy I could come up with. If you want to it be more down-to-earth, would you live in a nigger-infested neighborhoos for one month to get the girl you like to kiss you? I wouldn't, because I'm not risking my life for a fucking kiss.
can you just imagine what i'm gonna be feeling when i'm fuckin a pussy?
I caught up on the Watamote manga today. It is less funny than it used to be, it seems. Too much of Tomoko's misery isn't being shown, and I cannot relate.
>>102 Stop immediately! Read the VN instead, then watch the anime if you like.The anime destroys the atmosphere, removes the suspense, and reduces it from mystery-horror to horror-suspense. Yes, the VN is 80 hours long, but you will be glad you did.
>>105 No, you don't understand the consequences of this you god damn retarded degenerate faggot! No one wants to hang around some dope who watched the anime and spoiled themselves first, and if you continue to do this, I will never be your friend again. Satoko doesn't even get naked in the anime for fucks sake! As a matter of fact, why don't I just tell you the solution since your in such a hurry! Takano heads the Yamainu, a military group researching biological weapons for the shadow government, and is responsible for the death of Rika's parents. They are weaponizing the Hinamizawa syndrome parasite (which infected the workers who killed Oiishi's friend, Satoko (who killed her parents by pushing them off a cliff), Satoshi (who killed his aunt then was captured by Irie and taken to the research center below the clinic), and Rena (who was institutionalized after nearly killing a few students at her old school)). Takano has a chip on her shoulder because her parents were killed and she was sent to a war orphanage ran by sadists who just wanted to collect orphan money, but was rescued by the original Takano shortly after her friends are murdered after a failed escape. He has some stupid idea about a queen carrier (in 1983 it is Rika), that has to be alive or the entire village will hit level 5 Hinamizawa syndrome in 48 hours. Miyo Takano is convinced by some spy or terrorist to kill Rika and activate the government's protocol to exterminate the village. Rika has her stomach cut open and dies on her own shrine. Also, Tomitake dies, it is due to the weaponized Hinamizawa Syndrome parasite. Whenever Oiishi disappears, it was due to a sniper. The body in the barrel is a fake Miyo, and Oyashiro-sama is a little girl with horns. Keiichi liked to go around shooting little girls in the face when he lived in Tokyo, and Mion and Shion switched places just before tattooing, and it is Shion pretending to be Mion whenever Mion kills anyone. Mion likes to move dead bodies, and whenever she and Rena get the scary eyes, it is usually Keiichi showing symptoms of Hinamizawa syndrome.
I'm currently reading the VN. But slowly, because my attention spam is ruined already.
And I, too, want to ravish Satoko-chan, but also tightly hug her and stroke her hair and massage her feet. Rika means nothing to me.
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Anonymous2014-07-06 18:44
>>107 But Rika is cuter and prettier and she's worshipped as a god! don't you want to see what's under that tiny sundress of hers? Unlike Sextoko who tosses her towel away to go running nude through a forest (l-lewd!), Rika keeps the air of mystery around her.
If you don't love Rika by the time you've finished the VN and resent all the Rikas at least a little by the time you finish Umineko, then you don't have a soul.
>>106 What do you mean I am in a hurry? I just finished watching the series and all the details you're mentioning were there. The fact the VN was good doesn't make the anime bad.
I also watched the FS/N anime before reading the VN. Sure, the anime was *fine*, but the VN doesn't deserve as much hype as it gets. It was good and all but goddamn if it isn't one overrated piece of shit. It was a solid 8/10, you niggers sold me a 15/10 Nobel Prize winner. The H-scenes were good, though. Fuck anyone who says they're bad, the writing was certainly awkward but the actual content itself was good and I hate you niggers who need cancerous oily anal guro scat vore tentacles to even get a boner.
This is why I don't trust anyone who suggests to read the original content anymore. I'm happy watching anime if it's good enough for my tastes. Manga and VNs are in that awkward point between a good novel and a good movie, being a watered down version of both things and not having the full excitement each one of those media can provide.
I don't need xxxtrem hardcore fetishes to get a boner, but Nasu is terrible h-writer and the only reason his vns featured any kind of porn was because in the early days he needed to whore out his heroines to have any chance of selling his work to greasy sex-obsessed nerds who are the main consumers of otaku media
>>111 Bad writing? Yes. Not being able to get off to a cute naked girl though? That's weird.
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Anonymous2014-07-07 21:27
>>111 As proof of this, the original plan was to have Shirou female and Saber male, and they genderflipped the main cast early in development strictly for porn marketing purposes. You can still find character designs from that early version, and there's a trailer for it somewhere.
What. You have it backwards. FS/N was meant to be an eroge with a male Saber and a female Shirou, but Nasu the Eggplant made it so it would be a deep and intricate story with a female Saber and a faggot Shirou.
>>110 You are in a hurry because you want the story without the experience. And of course the anime had everything I listed, I wasn't trying to make a list of what was not included. I was telling you things that you would never truly feel. You will never feel the depths of Rika's despair to the depths it was meant to be. You will never know of the terror and the ensuing internal struggle of K1. You lost your chance because of your silly insistence on watching the anime.
At least do yourself the favor and never, EVER watch the Umineko anime. The is no possible way that anyone, anyone not watching for the gore at least, could watch that shit and think it was good. (It also only covers the first half, so you'll have to read anyway.)
I was telling you things that you would never truly feel.
I don't know what you mean by truly feel, the anime made a good job at conveying those emotions. Most Powerpoint shows with voiced characters on top bore me to hell anyway.
At least do yourself the favor and never, EVER watch the Umineko anime.
Don't worry, I do know about the Umineko anime being shit.
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Anonymous2014-07-10 21:47
I have to work Saturday, but I'm thinking of staying late Friday and hanging myself there instead, to voice my displeasure.
>>123 I think that if I do do such a think, it will be a fake hanging. I will have a bit Of fake blood dripping from my lip, and I will just gently swing with the wind and not move a muscle. I will wait for the shocked people to begin to call the police, then I shall shout "SUPRISE!" And we will all have a hearty laugh before beginning Saturday work (where I am going to do absolutely nothing useful, and possibly intentionally delay others until this nonsense stops).
I just remembered that I was watching Haibane Renmei until I stopped a little bit before the end because I was scared that the end would be sad and melancholic. Somehow I just can't bring myself to watch this anime untilt the end
Saturday work sucks. I don't want to do this anymore. I think I'm going to become a comic book artist instead. I want to draw a comic with lots of action and drama and lolies. Please be sure to buy my work when it comes out.
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Anonymous2014-07-13 9:11
I had a bad dream. I was hanging put with an old friend when we got in a fight, and I killed him. Then I'm fleeing the scene, but I walk forever but can't leave the house, and when I go back, it was myself that I had killed. I was a ghost.
>>133 I had a scary dream. At first I had three lolies: one for kissing, one for cuddling, and one for... other stuff....
And then I went to jail and woke up sweating.
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Anonymous2014-07-14 1:33
Today, bought a bunch of stuff. I got a microcontroller, so!e stepper motors, and a cockload of electrical components and simple mechanical parts. I also placed an order for a 3D printer. I got a bunch of books too. I have an idea for a new invention. I hope I can make money with it; even if I don't get rich, it would be nice to get out of ENTERPRISE where I just help other people get rich.
I had a scary dream. I met a loli on the street and she said she wanted to play with me. We went to a secluded place an, she dropped and her panties and whipped out her huge cock she was hiding all the time.
She raped me in the ass and I woke up with a throbbing anus.
>>164 I'm not gayi I'm always a cute little girl (most often Sakura, Marisa, or Rika) in the fantasies were I do lewd things with men; that's still straight.
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>>1362014-07-22 23:55
It was, I think, a mistake to buy all the components before making a complete plan. I have fucked around with that stupid breadboad enough to make me sick, and already ruined a servo by connecting it to the wromg relay. A couple of days ago, I pirated AutoCAD, but even after watching and reading dozens of introductions and tutorials, I still don't have a clue. The manual is full of technical jargon that I didn't learn in codemonkey school. I've drawn dozens of schematics, but I cannot easily make changes without redrawing the entire thing (eraser eventually tears through the paper). Also, the 3D printer is a shitty toy, rapid prototyping me ass. I also need to have prototype PCBs made, but they are so expensive for small runs. And the cost of high-torque electric actuators is insane.
I am rapidly losing my willpower after only a week. The only thing I want to do when I get home is browse the internet and go to sleep.
>>169 I'm not that into lolies. I mean, I like kawaii little girls as much as the next upstanding citizen, but it's not really a sexual attraction so much as it is finding it cute. Fucking Rika doesn't interest me. I'd treat her kindly though.
And my being-a-little-girl dreams aren't that lewd. I'm not gay, leave me alone.
I'm sorry,buddy, but even if you imagine yourself as a little girl, having dick fantasies where you suck off men dry and offer your orifices for a good pounding is as gay as it gets without shaving your butthole and sticking a vibrator in it while you wear thighhighs and a camisole
These cannot both be true. Embrace your faggot sexuality and go march in a parade wearing assless chaps and demand respect already!
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Anonymous2014-07-28 11:42
Dear blog, I was bullied so much last Friday that I had to give up /lounge/ for an entire weekend.
>>173 I told you, they aren't that lewd! You know those Anzu images where she sits on a guy's lap and eats candy? Something like that.
>>174 Surely that can't be true. There has got to be some third way; the options are not simply being a no-good take-it-up-the-ass faggot and being a depraved child molesting degenerate. Why can't I like boobs and still want to wear a pretty dress in the next life?
>>176 It's okay, I don't hate you. We all have bad days and are insensitive sometimes... ☆〜（ゝ。∂）
>>177 You, on the other hand, are still being hateful. It's not just a collection of letters and words you are talking to. Behind the screen is a real person, and that person was hurt by the mean things you wrote. I hope one day you can understand that.
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Anonymous2014-07-29 4:38
>>179 Good, boobs are disgusting and everyone who likes them is a disgusting creature
These fluorescent light bulbs that cost $10000+/bulb last no longer than the incandescent ones did. Thanks a lot Obama.
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Anonymous2014-08-01 22:46
Blog update: i still have the shits
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Anonymous2014-08-03 14:57
So I took my car to a tire shop to get two new tires (couldn't operate on the spare forever). It cost me $556.72! What in the fuck!? Half a thousand dollars for a bunch of rubber arranged in a circle? Does that fat fucking tireman think money grows on trees?
>>208 >>207-chan was spending too much time fucking off and her company's network admin (these are always cunts) noticed.
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Anonymous2014-08-09 11:24
>>209 But isn't this sexist? I am sure that if >>207-chan was a boy they would not do this
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Anonymous2014-08-09 14:42
>>210 You are right, they would just fire her if she were a boy. Of course, if she were still a girl but had a penis (nonfunctional or otherwise), she could seduce the networking team with hot trap action and get it unblocked. Cisco specialist love this more than anyone else.
Nigger hits you, you lose a lot of blood and lose consciousness, while nigga searches you bode for a wallet, and then kicks you and stomps on your google glasses.
My cute boyfriend got me a extra rare jp manga, he will translate it for me
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Anonymous2014-08-17 16:21
Satori get
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Anonymous2014-08-17 16:53
My cute boyfriend got me a extra rape jp manga, he will include me in it
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Anonymous2014-08-19 3:57
Oh fuck, I got a jury duty summons today! Sure it's my civic responsibility and it keeps the republic and justice system relatively fair, but I have much funner things I could be doing....
>>228 It means I have to go listen to a boring trial and choose whether a nigger who (allegedly) raped a white woman should be set free or get the electric chair.
>>229 Surely there is a better way to get out that going to prison for a year myself.
The problem is that most felons belong to the race inborn criminal - niggers. Correction facilities are inefficient there, because niggers are just improving their criminal skills at jail.
Blacks have an inborn elevated risk of criminal behavior. But even here, this is not destiny. There are even Supercultures that are such effective circus tents that they envelop and overwhelm the genetic tendency, rendering it inoperative. For instance, an African tribe numbering 1 million in Burkino Faso has a homicide rate equal to the Japanese. I assume they have the same inborn genetic tendency towards crime as other Africans.
Show me the gene. oh wait you can't because it doesn't exist. stupid nigger scientist
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Anonymous2014-08-21 3:13
Well I guess it's Saturday now. Anyway, last night I had the most amazing experience that will change my life. First, a little background: I develop middleware for web applications with Java Server Pages. My company uses pair programming and agile and it works pretty well. I've been with my current partner for a couple months and he's pretty cool. He has a charm about him that makes me feel things that I've never felt about another man before. But anyway, he's not important to this story.
It started yesterday at four in the afternoon, when I was asked to step into my bosses office. My boss is a short fat guy with a bald head and a permanent scowl afixed to his face. His background is in doind coding work for banks. He's pretty boring. Well, he calls it an office, but he's not actually all that important, so it's really just a slightly larger cubicle like mine but with a forth wall and a gap for the door. He asked me to sit down, but I could sense the tension so I refused, but he just kept staring at me for almost twenty seconds, so I gave up and sat down. Now recently, I've been under investigation by HR for stealing paper (I absolutely was not), and also for using the company credit card to buy beef jerky (they ended up taking it out of my pay), so I had an idea of where this was going. Also, I was posting loli 2hu porn on the SFW imagereddits when the woman doing my review paid me a suprise visit earlier in the day. And I was right: I was fired on the spot.
When I left the gap to my short and bald boss's parody of an office there was a large black guy in a security guards' outfit. My boss told him to escort me to my desk to gather my things. I was mad about being fired and was feeling pretty snippy, so I looked towards the guard and said `Did you steal that suit when you broke out of jail, you stupid nigger?'. Looking back, that was probably a bad idea, because my former boss told the guard to just throw me out and that my personal things would be mailed to me. On the other hand, had I not done such a thing then I never would have met the girl of my dreams.
Since my keys were in my desk and they were threatening to call the police and my parole officer if I neared the building again, I had no way to get home. I wondered what a normal person would do in a situation like this ad came up with nothing, so I decided to get drunk. Well, to be honest, I would rather had gotten high, but then I'd have to deal with a black to get pot. I'm still not convinced that don't have a secret network to communicate that would have me killed for being racist to the guard. I've seen stranger things. So getting drunk was all that was left to me. They gouge the price at bars -- $8 a drink? Hell no! So I went to the nearest liquor store. Well, I thought it was the nearest liquor store, but O was using Apple Maps, so I find it suspicious that I had to walk five miles to get to the store. When I got there, I found to my dismay that they had already canceled my company credit card. Now I knew what it was like to work on the Romney campaign. I had a single two dollar bill folded away in the back of my wallet, given to me by my father for luck, almost twenty years ago. It had a bit of blood on it. I wonder if he stole it. I spent the two dollar bill on a tiny shot of vodka and went outside to drink it.
So there I was, outside `Dan's Liquor Smoke Wine XXX Planet' when I was approached by a girl. She and her friends had forgotten their IDs and asked me to but them some beer. I guess that my business attire made me look trustworthy, and my ribber boots and jacket that I got at the military surplus store made me look approachable. They had $49 dollars between them so I told them that this wouldn't buy much beer, but I could buy them some vodka. I went in the store and tried to buy a couple bottles of the cheapest vodka. The total came to $12 but she told me that I could keep the change. The clerk asked me `are you buying this for those kids outside watching you?', to which I replied `No.'. Eventually, I had to give him $20, which left me with a mere $17 to keep. I went back outside and gave the bottles to the girl. She thanked me and bean to walk away with her friends. I could sense that I should be doing something that I wasn't, I called her back and gave tolder that the total was only $47, so she had $2 in change. She told me to keep it, but I refused. She was delighted by my show of kindness and invited me to a party at her house.
It really wasn't much of a party. There were only about twelve people there in her tiny suburban house, and none of them could hold their liquor. They tended to puke it up and start tearing up. Since that obviously wasn't working, I thought to dilute it. I found sound olive oil and koolaid and mixed it in with the vodka. The vodka dissolved the oil, so I had to use water. It must have been very authentic Russian vodka to be as powerful a solvent as an engine degreaser.
But that wasn't the end of the party's woes. Although they were now keeping the drink down, it had begun keeping them down. So many bodies littered the floor that I had to focus on the things I learned in therapy to keep the flashbacks from the war out of my mind. I made sure to turned them on their stomachs so they wouldn't drown in their own puke. Sometimes my kindness amazes even me. Forty five minutes in and the only one left standing -- for a very loose definition of standing -- was my host, the girl whe brought me into her home. We talked -- for a very loose definition of talking (she just kinda slurred random phonemes) -- for hours, then she managed to articulate that she wanted to go to bed. I carried her up stairs into her bed room and threw all her stuffed animals on the floor and cuddled with her.
As the sun came up I could tell that it was something special. Sure, I had been treated like trash at work, but I couldn't let that define me. I couldn't let them break me. The ethanol smell eminating from the beautiful girl embracing me ad shivering reminded me that there was still good in the world. No matter what challenges life faced, I knew in my soul that love would conquer all. I also knew that I'd better get out of there fast. Any screams of misunderstanding would be unfortunate. I fished around in the girls pocket, retrieved my $2, and left through the window. This was probably unnecessary, but it felt like a personal goal that I must complete.
Back in my house, two hours have not been enough to diminish the intense ecstasy I experienced and felt while bonding with my girl. Of I have one regret its that I never got her name. But I will always love you, Nanashi-chama! And I will never forget you!
Well then. You should write more, preferably about the cosmos.
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Anonymous2014-09-05 1:56
I went to look at a boat I want to buy today. It is 51' long and holds 500 gallons of fuel. I should be able to stay away in international waters for up to a week at a time. It only cost $45k, which means that even if I sold just the engines and radar out of it, I wouldn't lose money.
So I went to get on the boat, and it turns out that the ocean is nothing like a small boat. The owner was some old man in a wheelchair who couldn't climb up, and I couldn't figure out how to start it. He gets his `friend' to get it started and it ran nice (looks like shit though). Then the old guy takes the keys back and leaves for a doctor appointment and his `friend' (who wears only shorts, hasn't shaved in years, and lives on a sail boat that he hasn't taken out in years) tells me that he's often thought of pushing the old guy in the water and shooting him so there is no blood evidence on the dock. Fishermen are weird.
Oh, and the bank turned me down, saying it was a stupid, unnecessary purchase, and given my complete inexperience with water would get me killed before I could pay it off. Fucking Jews. I don't see why they care. I've got more than that in my account and my job provides life insurance for $250k. If I want to buy a boat and kill myself on it, then I should be able to buy a fucking boat and kill myself on it.
I'm still thinking about buying it.
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Anonymous2014-09-05 5:29
I imagine that sails make good clothes hangers.
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Anonymous2014-09-06 2:53
>>248 But wouldn't it defeat the purpose of hanging them to dry if you hang them where they get sprayed with water?
I'm at work and I'm feeling like shit, I'm on the verge of vomiting. If I leave early, they are going to cut this day from my salary, I can't afford that with all that college debt I currently have, what do I do /prog/.
Things I've tried
1. Thinking about THE SUSSMAN. did not work 2. Posting on /prog/rider. 3. Masturbate on the bathroom. provided some relief albeit temporary
A girl was very happy for her 16th birthday and has asked her boyfriend to buy her a car. He agreed. The boyfriend didn't show up at her birthday party. The girl was very sad. Then she found out that her boyfriend has died while trying to drive two cars at the same time to her party. Like this if you love your boyfriend.
How does it feel? I'll describe exactly what it felt like. I was young at the time but remembered everything. I was easily aroused, and by the time he was taking his pants off, I was getting hard. I felt like a girl, because let's face it, you're being one. It turned me on like a switch just thinking it. But, then, it got weird. When I began to kneel, with my penis waiting to be unleashed in my pants, I felt strange. "I'm about to suck a dick. It's not my penis, I'm going to taste a dick and pleasure it". I mean, it felt extremely bizarre, just knowing that I, was going to suck a dick! There's no other way to put it up. I think it was much more because I'm not gay, I do enjoy anal masturbation and get aroused by cocks, but not gay, it was just a fetish for the uncommon. Then it began. I grabbed the penis, it was extremely hard, and rubbed the foreskin a little, to feel what another guy's penis felt like. Then... It felt good, actually. I decided to put it in my mouth by sliding my lips slowly. When I placed my lips closed on the tip, that was it, no holding back now. I felt the tip and the hole and I was just about to cum by the feel.
His dick had it's helmet really wet, so I started sliding my wet lips further, until I had the helmet entirely on my mouth. God, it felt incredible. I slowly put my lips back, to taste it, to feel the cock, and I came in my pants. Cumming got me severely aroused, so I said to my self "to hell with this", I grabbed the cock and shoved it into my mouth before it touched my gag reflex. Hell, sucking a dick was the most delicious thing I've ever experienced. It was absolutely delightful. How it felt in my mouth, It was like having an incredibly warm dildo, with an unique texture I can't compare yet, but I could feel the shape of the dick inside my mouth. It feels really big in your mouth, you have every single thing in your mouth tho please it, it feels big, and hot, and that aroused me even more. With the dick in my mouth, I started to lick it, first up and down, and then in circles, while sucking it back and forward and having a grip on the base of it with my hand, never letting it go. I could taste the precum coming out, and I don't know it it was for the arousal but it tasted glorious. I then began doing a circular motion with my lips.
I then felt brutally sluttish. I wished I knew how to deep-throat (which I know now), because just thinking of having an entire, hot, delicious huge cock in my throat gets me incredibly hard and jerk off just by thinking about it. I eventually finished the guy, and he didn't tell me he was about to cum, so it got me by surprise, a delightful surprise. I felt his cock being contracted, and I stopped moving, I thought "is he about to cum? oh what the hell", and let him load of all his milk on my mouth. To be honest, it tasted extremely salty, and as mentioned in the last thread, it is highly alkaline, and my tongue felt really weird. I didn't swallow it, instead, I spat it on my hand while he sat on a couch tired, and used the cum to jerk off, and came almost 10 seconds after starting. I took my cum and rubbed his dick with it, and he didn't oppose. And that's the gist of it.
I do the club scene a lot, some say I am a good dancer. I enjoy having a few drinks, usually ale or mead, and I have been known to cause a scene now and then... Eric paused, breathing heavily. He'd never done this before and he wanted to make sure all of his best qualities were included in this email... I am a geek, to be frank, and I enjoy hacking UNIX and maintaining Open Source programs such as Felchmale^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HFetchmail and a bevy of FAQs regarding 386 sound internals and role-playing games. I've been doing this for 15 years though I've never held a job in my life. Eric wondered if this woman he had found on match.com would be impressed with his talents. He decided to put more detail into the message. I recently drove 24 hours straight, with but two stops for gasoline, from Pennsylvania to Kansas City in an effort to destroy my two arch-nemeses. I would have succeeded except that I blew a head gasket as I was about to shoot one of them from my moving car on Route 69. I am an excellent shot and love guns in general. ESR pondered for a moment, wringing out his soaked handkerchief, and continued with his typing. "So what languages do you know? I fancy myself quite an accomplished amateur linguist and know Anglo-Saxon and Old Icelandic inside and out. I often compose little riddles in them for fun and mental exercise. In fact, I'll include one for you now!" Chewing on his tongue and squinting, Eric pushed his mind into overdrive and produced a beauty of a riddle on the spot: "Windeth I / Towarde the skye I haveth an eye / But blinde am I" Pleased with his linguistic talents, undoubtedly matched by no one, Eric then asked his potential love-conquest: Can you get the answer to that? In case you can not, the correct answer is "my erect penis." I hope you enjoyed that; I do this sort of thing all the time." Eric exhaled slowly and rubbed his belly. It was growling and no doubt wanted its nightly bottle of Jägermeister. He decided to finish up the email in anticipation of the coming alcoholic stupor. Well I don't want to make this email too long -- I have a lot of responsibilities in real life to deal with. My role-playing group is coming over and we are spending the next week holed up in the forest near my home in character playing out a possible scenario from Beowulf. I need to get dressed up and I can not find my bear-claw mittens Eric wondered how to wrap up the email, something that would hook the lady on him and make her want more... I hope we can meet and have sex. Despite my cerebral palsy, I am a monster in the sack! Maybe you'll get to see for yourself, LOLOLOL! ;-)
Love,
Eric S. Raymond
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Anonymous2014-10-02 22:03
Hi! My name is Sakuya and I want to tell you a story! I joined Alice, Reimu and Marisa on their adventure to Japan! We all wanted to see what a dick looked like because we had never seen one. We heard they were very hard, so we had some pads to protect us. We all got into a small, poorly made, Japanese vehicle and started to drive downtown. We saw a weird midget and a really big faggot! It almost yelled at us, but Reimu made the car move faster. Whew, that was close! We passed by a bar full of gay men. It was very FABULOUS! After we made it to Akihabara , Reimu spotted a penis. It was very big and hard, just like our friends said. Good thing we had lots of condoms with us! The penis swarmed right at us and he penetrated our vaginas! I was sure we were done for, but then Marisa said she would go talk to the dick. "Hi there Mr. Dick. You penetrated our vaginas! Why would you do such a thing?" The prick didn't want to talk to Marisa. He raped her, and it looked like he was going to cum in her! But never fear, because Alice, Reimu and I went out to save her! We brought some condoms with us. They threw the condoms at the penis, and it started to throb. It let go of Marisa, and we all got back into the car. When I told my friends at Scarlet Devil Mansion what happened, they didn't believe me. "You're lying, Sakuya! There is no dick big enough to do that! I'll go down and see it for myself!" But that's ANOTHER story! The end.
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Anonymous2014-10-02 22:06
I must confess, /lounge/, I've been a very naughty boy. I ought not to, but I do so confess. Sometimes when it's dark in my house, and me mum and dad have gone up for the twilight and been kissed by the sandman's dust, I lock me door with a soft little click, and I crawl into my desk chair, where me laptop lay on the surface. I open it up, and I look at such lewd and naughty things. The other night, I found pictures of patchouli being rather chubbers, with big cheeks and big bulbous breasts. This gave my wee willy quite a stir, and I reached down into my dirty house-trousers and fished out the little bastard, and gave him a squeeze, and he responded nicely. I then found more-pictures of Yukari doing nasty, nasty things those gaps, and Ran and chen doing the sideways shuffle and stop! I couldn't believe me eyes, such naughty, naughty things. I am but a wee boy of 27, far too young for a wizard of my stature to be gleaning such foul, sinful knowledge! But I did~ I pulled my wee willy with most fervent muster when I came across a warm little picture of Flandere pregnant, about to do the naughty again with a big strong man. I shot gobs and gobs of gobstoppers from my winking willy, and then flip-flopped my hand lapped it from my palm like a funny fellow. I felt so dirty.
Do you ever feel dirty, /lounge/? I'm such a bad boy.
My first time anal experience was probably the worst sexual experience of my life. I have had many instances where sex wasn’t very good or that I messed things up by shooting a bit too fast. Everyone has those things happen at times. But that anal thing will haunt my memories for the rest of my life, waking me up from a dead sleep, a pale white ghost of my former self. Now, I won’t get into all the details on just how bad it was, but I will tell you that I will never EVER do anal again after this. Just the thought of it makes me cringe and want to hide myself in a closet somewhere.
First off, the first time anal was with a girl that I knew very well. We have been going out off and on for years and thought we would give it a try sometime. I wish now that we had never agreed to any of it. In fact, I wish I could go back in time and force myself not to even bring it up with her again. I can’t put into words just how horrifying it was to even attempt what we did. But I have moved forward on this subject, now haven’t I?
Anyway, to make a very long and disturbing story a bit shorter, we were sitting around watching some movies at my place when I decided I would ask her if she had done anal before. I was very interested in my first time anal experience and was kind of hoping that she had done it before so she could explain to me what to do to make it feel the best it could feel. She was very interested in what I was asking and got overly excited when I started to mention anal with her. I thought this was a very good reaction so I kept going with it.
Now, I won’t go into great detail here but her idea for my first time anal wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. In fact, if I had known what her idea was before it happened we probably wouldn’t have discussed it any further. Needless to say, my first time will be my last and there is no way in hell I will EVER trust another girl behind me with anything that even resembles a strap on or dildo of any kind and that does include fruit and veggies too!
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Anonymous2015-03-23 9:41
>>270-272 My goodness, I didn't read these when they were posted. Thank's >>278-kun.
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Anonymous2015-03-23 19:07
>>278 Is this kopipe? Even if it is, the author is a retard. You're supposed to fuck her doubly as hard as she fucked you to assert dominance. Crying and saying you were raped shows you weren't a man from the very beginning.
>>291 She is no prostitute. Please retract your words immediately.
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Anonymous2016-09-27 2:40
>>292 I'm not >>288, I'm just saying how cute she is. I mean, I'm just saying that if, just IF, okay?, if she were a prostitute, I'd pay. I'd pay whatever she wanted, like, I'd sell everything I owned, and just keep going back for more of that sweet everything on her.
