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Name: Anonymous 2014-06-29 1:15

I went to a bunch of used bookstores today.I like to do this every summer, because college students always their sell off their used textbooks there when the uni one won't buy them, so I can buy them for cheap. Found a few interesting ones, one on topology, one on analysis, even one on stochastic statistical processes and finite element simulation. Paid about $50 in all.

I also saw the physics book I used in college. I paid $350 for the two volumes, but the version in the store had all the volumes and was selling for $20, all because it is, like, two editions old. Fucking Jews, man.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-23 7:27

My first time anal experience was probably the worst sexual experience of my life. I have had many instances where sex wasn’t very good or that I messed things up by shooting a bit too fast. Everyone has those things happen at times. But that anal thing will haunt my memories for the rest of my life, waking me up from a dead sleep, a pale white ghost of my former self. Now, I won’t get into all the details on just how bad it was, but I will tell you that I will never EVER do anal again after this. Just the thought of it makes me cringe and want to hide myself in a closet somewhere.

First off, the first time anal was with a girl that I knew very well. We have been going out off and on for years and thought we would give it a try sometime. I wish now that we had never agreed to any of it. In fact, I wish I could go back in time and force myself not to even bring it up with her again. I can’t put into words just how horrifying it was to even attempt what we did. But I have moved forward on this subject, now haven’t I?

Anyway, to make a very long and disturbing story a bit shorter, we were sitting around watching some movies at my place when I decided I would ask her if she had done anal before. I was very interested in my first time anal experience and was kind of hoping that she had done it before so she could explain to me what to do to make it feel the best it could feel. She was very interested in what I was asking and got overly excited when I started to mention anal with her. I thought this was a very good reaction so I kept going with it.

Now, I won’t go into great detail here but her idea for my first time anal wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. In fact, if I had known what her idea was before it happened we probably wouldn’t have discussed it any further. Needless to say, my first time will be my last and there is no way in hell I will EVER trust another girl behind me with anything that even resembles a strap on or dildo of any kind and that does include fruit and veggies too!

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-23 9:41

>>270-272
My goodness, I didn't read these when they were posted. Thank's >>278-kun.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-23 19:07

>>278
Is this kopipe? Even if it is, the author is a retard. You're supposed to fuck her doubly as hard as she fucked you to assert dominance. Crying and saying you were raped shows you weren't a man from the very beginning.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-23 21:34

>>270-272
Fucking gold.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-23 23:14

>>270
How could someone forget to include that Eric is a proficient witch too?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-24 2:52

>>280
manchild.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-24 16:38

There is a Jew sitting next to me on the bus. How can I protect myself?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-24 18:39

>>284
Eat a cheeseburger, jews are allergic to cheeseburgers.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-26 8:41

>>66 Thats a tulpa you got there anon

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-26 14:33

>>66
Was the prostitute's name Hatate?

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-26 19:25

>>287
Hakase actually.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-26 20:02

>>288
This post is immensely offensive. Please delete it immediately.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-26 20:06

>>289
Complain all you like, but his dubs are purely legitimate.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-27 1:45

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-27 2:14

>>291
She is no prostitute. Please retract your words immediately.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-27 2:40

>>292
I'm not >>288, I'm just saying how cute she is. I mean, I'm just saying that if, just IF, okay?, if she were a prostitute, I'd pay. I'd pay whatever she wanted, like, I'd sell everything I owned, and just keep going back for more of that sweet everything on her.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-27 4:49

>>291
Looks like a typical 3 line moeblob

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-27 16:40

Presented a product idea to my bosses and got laughed out of the room. Please give me a hug.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-28 18:10

*hugs >>295-chan*

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-28 22:01

>>295
What was the product idea? Maybe we could bring it to market as a /lounge/ project?

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-29 4:54

>>285
That's what you get for trying to get ahead of your peers.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-29 5:02

>>298
An allergy to cheeseburgers? Why in God's name, man?!

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Name: Anonymous 2016-09-30 0:23

>>297
I can't I'm embarrassed and wonder if it really is stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-02 14:54

I wish I were having sex right now.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-03 15:22

I wish you would kill yourself right now

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-04 6:29

I wish I were checking dubs right now

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-04 8:19

I want the drilling to stop!

Name: RedCream 2016-10-04 12:55

>>305
You are Shaved for Better Entry!

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-04 15:18

>>306
Is this the real RedCream? It does not shoaw any of the signs of being soa, as oppoased to being yet anoather cloan.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-04 17:56

>>307
Absolutely not.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-04 20:44

Whatever happened to SFBE? Did RedCream kill him and then get arrested months later?

Name: delete meta 2016-10-05 4:12

Yes

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-06 20:59

check dubs you fucking bastards

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-19 2:46

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-18 15:56

>>311
checked

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