Community blog - have you had your nice day today?

I went to a bunch of used bookstores today.I like to do this every summer, because college students always their sell off their used textbooks there when the uni one won't buy them, so I can buy them for cheap. Found a few interesting ones, one on topology, one on analysis, even one on stochastic statistical processes and finite element simulation. Paid about $50 in all.

I also saw the physics book I used in college. I paid $350 for the two volumes, but the version in the store had all the volumes and was selling for $20, all because it is, like, two editions old. Fucking Jews, man.

>>37
Ever heard of SICP? If* not, you have a lot to learn as a programmer. idiot

Summary:

Physical ≫ Digital no-content.

Now you're just trolling yourself you autistic addled retard, get out of here and burn your eyes mindless consuming your shitty pdfs you stupid british anti-semite imbecile.

>>38

anti-semite imbecile

Shalom!

>>37
Yes: https://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html
But what does have to do with proper data storage and malleability of information? It is your broken "If*" statement?

Physical ≫ Digital no-content

Based on what grounds again? You have yet to prove your argument.

you autistic addled retard, get out of her

Still slinging insults, how mature of you.

your shitty pdfs

Who said all e-books had to be PDF >>38-kun? I listed multiple other formats, which are far superior to that lossy format.

stupid british anti-semite imbecile.

So because I use proper English, and can adapt my discourse to be understood by actual anti-semites, I am an imbecile? You are trying to hard to impress yourself. Learn some slang, uneducated swine:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jew&defid=347486

2. Derogatory term for someone tight with their money or someone not very generous.

I can't believe people are still getting trolled by the ``pseudointellectual'' anti-ebook antiatheist retard.

>>40,41
Ebooks are fucking retarded in all seriousness.

>>42
But I can't take you seriously!!

>>41
he is against theists

>>44
I can tell you're new here. You don't capitalize, don't Don't bump, and try to make shit up about well established individuals here. Back to 4chan, nigger.

Let's please be nice to one another!

Day was ok, but I feel bad now.

>>45
fuck off nigger, get back anywhere you came from
didnt capitalise to upset you like a autist you are

capitalize

fuck off burgerlover, stop using that annoying "z" you fucking memeshit

the next post whines about me not using faggot quotes

Too bad.

Hah, top thread "Don't bump". How silly

>>48
Yeah, you're from 4chan. Byebye, retard. Come back when you actually know a programming language.

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>>48
Who are you quoting?

>>52
optimize your quotes, twinklesprite.

>>53
The correct phrase is

Jihad your al-quotes!

Today, I was playing my Crusader, and I found a Maximus to complement my Fire gear. If only I could get my hands on a few more Cooldown reduction gear, maybe I can do T6 Malthael runs more efficiently.

>>51
Fuck off niggerdick sucker, you are a fucking jew who wants to kill /prog/

>>56
Fuck off nazicock sucker, you are a fucking whitey who wants to kill /prog/

>>57
Fuck off with your naziphobia, you fucking poop-colored/poop-skin subhuman

>>58
Polar bears poop in snow ergo you're a bearshit-skin.

>>59
That was insulting
*clicks report button*
*drinks more starbucks coffe*
*removes sweat from head*

>>59
Only disgusting scandikikeans/finns/russians are bearpoop

Wow. My boss's boss got fired (for taking kick baks from contractors) today. They brought in police and everything. Then my boss (his cousin) threw a fit and quit in protest, so the execs sent us home, told us to come back Monday. Will I still have a job? Talk about a storm cloud over my holiday weekend.

Oh well, extended weekend!

>>62
Your boss was a subhuman nigger kike

>>62
How exciting! Do you work for some mafia organization or what?!

>>63
No, he's a fat southern guy with a pasty face. He was actually pretty knowledgable and an alright dood, just maybe a little too loyal to family. It may have made Chrismas dinner a little awkward if he didn't leave anyway.

>>64
No, just a boring ENTERPRISE code factory, producing mediocre ENTERPRISE TURNKEY SOLUTIONS. Not nearly cool enough to use Lisp, not terrible enough to use FOIC or Ruby. Clients are from many industries, and we hire consultants for industry specific stuff.

I thought it was pretty standard. The salesmen blow through thousands of dollars when they entertain clients.

I lost my virginity to a prostitute.

I was genuinely curious about sex. So I paid for the cutest one I could find. She was my age and definitely had the kind of body I like. I paid for a hotel room and waited for her in there. She was stunningly beautiful for a real flesh-and-bone girl (I only masturbate to 2D girls and I rarely, if ever, find a real girl attractive). I'm surprised I didn't act like a retard or started babbling stupid shit, and her incredible patience surprised me as well. She was wearing matching underwear, which the Internet told me not to expect. We both started undressing while the tub was filling up. I asked her if I could at least take off her bra and I tried but I was puzzled because I had no idea how to do it. After she gave me a short explanation on how to do it, I started caressed her breasts very gently.

She told me to pick one of the three condoms on the tabletop but I didn't know the difference between them, so I told her to pick whatever she wanted2 and she picked one that was appropriate for oral. She started sucking my dick and I got a bit hard, but not enough to keep the condom in place. I wasn't as hard as when I watch ecchi anime. It tickled a bit and it is much better than using your hand but it wasn't as good as I thought it would be. She totally knew what she was doing, but I didn't find it particularly amazing. Everyone seems to be obsessed over blowjobs, once again the masses managed to overhype the shit out of things that are just okay.

I tried to perform extensive foreplay on her but it didn't have much of a visible effect. Her kisses didn't show any hint of tongue play. I understand that, I don't think she feels comfortable deeply kissing strangers and I'm not good with my mouth and hands anyway. I started sucking on her breasts but I didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would. Those cute mounds were the real life representation of what I consider the perfect size and shape for a pair of breasts. Though it really wasn't that fun. She didn't even wince or moan. She laughed and told me I was being too gentle. I squeezed a bit harder but still nothing,

We started our deed in the missionary position. I was still floppy but I could (barely) get inside her. I got tired quickly and suggested we moved to the now full tub. We did. I hugged her and we locked legs. I kept sucking on her breasts and asked her if she thought I was focusing too much on her breasts. She told me men are supposed to do that but insisted again that I should be rougher. She sat on top of me and guided me inside her. This time, she was very warm and tight. I enjoyed it much more, but I still wouldn't fucking come.

We dried our soaked bodies and went back to the bed. This time she was on top. Nothing, couldn't come, still floppy. She was now on fours and it was my turn to move. Nothing, I didn't feel much. She seemed to be tired and I suggested we got under the covers and snuggle up a bit. She agreed and she let out one or two queefs. She blushed a bit and told me she was really sorry. I kept a straight face and told her it was okay. She looked very cute when she blushed. After pulling her phone out of her purse, she showed me a picture of her 1 year old daughter she took with her retarded looking smartphone. I felt kind of sorry because she has to go through all this prostitution crap and deal with random men just to feed her daughter. Though I wasn't thinking clearly at that moment. I couldn't contain myself and I said her cellphone was shit for being a piece of normalfag crap with a touchscreen. She laughed and kept showing me more pictures. I said her daughter was cute, but I didn't really mean it. I don't like children.

She got a call, apparently from her pimp. The time was almost over and she was to get ready and leave. I told her to wait a bit more before leaving and hurriedly fingered her. There was a very big, hard and spongy lump hanging from the top of her vagina. I tried the "come-hither" motion that's supposed to get girls in their g-spot. I varied the depth and frequency of my strokes but she wouldn't react at all. I still have no idea what that lump was. I don't think that was her clit, but fuck it, I didn't even know what I was doing. After that, I dragged her to one side of the bed and started thrusting at full speed. I finally came. She didn't seem to enjoy it (neither did I) and went directly to the shower. We left and the hotel gave us two free bottles of water.

I would be lying if I said I didn't have fun. It was a weird experience overall, but it was also a new one. She made fun of me all the time for being a virgin and for looking like a 12yo, but I didn't really mind and I even joked about myself as an answer to her teasing. However, the way sex is portrayed by society is just stupid. There are way too many factor that make it inconvenient, keeping your movements in sync is hard, the timing is always wrong, it doesn't feel ``face-meltingly'' good as some people call it and being a virgin isn't some kind of crime against humanity. Having sex with (or losing your virginity to) a prostitute is not as bad as hitting your mother in the face either. I did all this to see if I was really missing something by keeping myself away from the world of drama-filled emotional relationships. There is absolutely no reason for me to put up with any girl's shit, for the only reward that's worth the hassle is sex and it isn't even that good. Sure, it's infinitely better than your hand, but any sensible rational human (sorry Yannick) considers quality/price ratios before trying anything out. I'll keep fantasizing about the days I could spend with the only girl I care about, which doesn't even exist but is pretty much the reason I'm still alive. She's my two-year old imaginary friend based on an anime character. I've subconsciously adapted her behavior and personality to be exactly what I'm okay with. She even points out some obvious mistakes when I'm programming, which makes me happy because she is almost an independent entity from me. I'm dying to gently make love to her, but sadly that's only possible with drugs or lucid dreams and the latter is kind of hard for me (I'm not even considering using drugs because that's plain stupid and not always reliable). At least now I know I don't ever want to waste time with a girl again. Sure, this might not have been the amazing experience you guys keep talking about because there wasn't an emotional link between us, but I'm not capable of admiring anyone else. I can't get this drawn girl (who was drawn by a Japanese man) out of my head and I'll never will.

Feel free to laugh at (or ignore) this post. I just wanted to get this out of my chest. Sorry if you were expecting to read erotic literature and were disappointed, that was not the point of this post.

>>66
You're mentally disabled. Your dick is broken in all possible ways. prostitute isn't into you (not horny, only does prostitution because money) and has had sex a niggerton amount of times (just like the niggerton amount of you jacking off to your nutty porn). I'm not going to get into the entirely flawed reasoning of your last giant fucking paragraph other than you're fucking retarded and inferior.

but any sensible rational human (sorry Yannick) considers quality/price ratios before trying anything out.

What the fuck are you even talking about you pseudo-intellectual? You are one backwards inferior that's for sure. kill yourself, healthy people (normal or not) don't have these problems and that's why sex is so popular, you're just a mentally disabled broken dick weirdo inferior and you had ``sex'' with a bad ``partner'' (prostitute)
fuckin retard, maybe you should learn to be truly rational instead of being a pseudo-intellectual schizoid nutbag before you try calling me out nigger

you're the last thing from a sensible human being

kill yourself

nigger

i mean i fucking get all sorts of pleasure from humping fabrics such as my pillow or underwear
congratulations, you aren't a horny testosterone filled man with a non-broken dick like me hahha jealous? yes you are kill yourself you little cum-squirt your cum drops might as well be that of an 8 year old kid (as in none rofl)

faggot

>>67
I pity you, you poor broken being.

>>66
You shouldn't use that experience as a representation for all. But there is also nothing wrong with being single.

Blowjobs with a condom suck.

i mean i fucking get all sorts of pleasure from humping fabrics such as my pillow or underwear

Yannick is a horny teenager!

>>66
That sounds like a textbook case of performance anxiety. Even unbelievably horny teenagers have this problem, and the only thing you can do to overcome it is either having more sex or getting more intimate with your partner in some other way.

>>66
How old were you and how much did it cost?

>>66
Some people do not enjoy sex with a human they do not have a relationship with

>>66

You think you have it bad? After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me.

Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true.

>>75
Clone a wife from fossilized mosquito DINO-DNA

>>67

prostitute isn't into you (not horny, only does prostitution because money)

It's not like I didn't know that. I still expected it to be much better. Why do you think people enjoy one-night stands? The raw physical experience is supposed to be amazing, emotion or not. Some men get off with their girls and feel extremely good, even if the girl doesn't feel shit.

just like the niggerton amount of you jacking off to your nutty porn

I'm vanilla as fuck. I don't have any fetishes other than thighhighs. I can get off to a picture of a girl wearing loose clothes. I'm disgusted by things like anal sex or bad smells.

What the fuck are you even talking about you pseudo-intellectual?

Do you do anything if the return is less than the investment? It's the same with sex. Stop and think if you would waste half a year of your life just to get a couple hours of sex. You shouldn't be acting like a horny drone if you wish to keep the right of accusing anyone of being a ``pseudo-intellectual'',

you aren't a horny testosterone filled man with a non-broken dick like me hahha jealous?

Why would I be jealous? I can get off to drawings. You probably need to see some fucked up fetishes on motion to even get a boner. Why is being permahorny a good thing anyway? That's like saying being hungry is good because food tastes better when you're hungry.

>>72
I don't think I was anxious at all. Yes, my heart was racing when I first called her and heard her voice for the first time, but I thought I would fuck up by saying something stupid or stuttering my requests. I didn't and I'm still surprised I did it so naturally. I even felt like a pro.

I would also like to note I'm severely underweight. I'm pretty sure most girls wouldn't like my bony body. I thought this would make me nervous at the moment we got undressed, but it all went smoothly. I didn't blush at the worse moment like I usually do. Those cute boobs kept me from remembering I'm not the best looking man around.

To this moment, it's still very hard for me to believe everything went fine. I'm a mess when dealing with someone who doesn't know the slightest thing about computers,

>>73
I am 22, she was 21 but looked about 18. Two hours, $100. It's very cheap where I live.

>>75
I read your post and I wish it to read it 5 times again. Please post more.

>>75
You're actually a fucking pedo and you're going to enjoy nigger cock up your butthole once you are discovered.

>>77
You're a pansy ass autist schizoid third world (either bearpoop or shitskin) with a broken dick. your broken dick and performance anxiety and other factors ruined the raw physical experience. what the fuck are you talking about this isn't economics get out of here you stupid nigger stop trying to rationalize being an inferior doing inferior things.

i have great sex with fuckin fabrics can you just imagine what i'm gonna be feeling when i'm fuckin a pussy? no you cannot with that broken dick

>>79

You're a pansy ass autist schizoid third world (either bearpoop or shitskin)

Yeah.

with a broken dick.

My dick is not broken. I masturbate with slow and gentle strokes, unlike those who death grip their dicks and furiously tug their dick until they come.

what the fuck are you talking about this isn't economics get out of here

Sorry, that was the best analogy I could come up with. If you want to it be more down-to-earth, would you live in a nigger-infested neighborhoos for one month to get the girl you like to kiss you? I wouldn't, because I'm not risking my life for a fucking kiss.

can you just imagine what i'm gonna be feeling when i'm fuckin a pussy?

You're right, I can't. Why would I?

>>80
Just start taking estrogen already.

Pls no bully.

>>78
No one deserves the nigger cock, not pedos, not anyone. That's like being sodomized by a gorilla, but with the added risk of HIV.

>>82
i like bullying

>>84
i like getting bullied

I just blew up $300 worth of fireworks.

>>83
*fartz on your face*

>>86

Fuck america Heil Hitler

Did you have a good hitler day, anonymous?

>>88
Rude! I don't insult Germany on 4/20. Be nice.

Im out of money for booze and i have no job and that just when my reality starts to melt.

>>91

Sell your anus to a horny old man

>>91
Cut your dick and sell it to someone. You don't deserve it anyway

>>93
Check your privilege, male dickhead.

>>94
Nigger kike.

>>95
White scum.

>>96
Fucking subhuman

>>94

What's a FFP???

What's a throbbing cock buried deep within my slippery anus?

>>99

The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside

>>93
Now who would buy a dick?

I'm watching Higurashi. Yeah, I know I'm late to the party.

I want to ravish Satoko-chan

I caught up on the Watamote manga today. It is less funny than it used to be, it seems. Too much of Tomoko's misery isn't being shown, and I cannot relate.

>>102
Stop immediately! Read the VN instead, then watch the anime if you like.The anime destroys the atmosphere, removes the suspense, and reduces it from mystery-horror to horror-suspense. Yes, the VN is 80 hours long, but you will be glad you did.

>>103
Rika > Sextoko.

>>104
It's okay, I'm loving the anime so far.

>>105
No, you don't understand the consequences of this you god damn retarded degenerate faggot! No one wants to hang around some dope who watched the anime and spoiled themselves first, and if you continue to do this, I will never be your friend again. Satoko doesn't even get naked in the anime for fucks sake! As a matter of fact, why don't I just tell you the solution since your in such a hurry! Takano heads the Yamainu, a military group researching biological weapons for the shadow government, and is responsible for the death of Rika's parents. They are weaponizing the Hinamizawa syndrome parasite (which infected the workers who killed Oiishi's friend, Satoko (who killed her parents by pushing them off a cliff), Satoshi (who killed his aunt then was captured by Irie and taken to the research center below the clinic), and Rena (who was institutionalized after nearly killing a few students at her old school)). Takano has a chip on her shoulder because her parents were killed and she was sent to a war orphanage ran by sadists who just wanted to collect orphan money, but was rescued by the original Takano shortly after her friends are murdered after a failed escape. He has some stupid idea about a queen carrier (in 1983 it is Rika), that has to be alive or the entire village will hit level 5 Hinamizawa syndrome in 48 hours. Miyo Takano is convinced by some spy or terrorist to kill Rika and activate the government's protocol to exterminate the village. Rika has her stomach cut open and dies on her own shrine. Also, Tomitake dies, it is due to the weaponized Hinamizawa Syndrome parasite. Whenever Oiishi disappears, it was due to a sniper. The body in the barrel is a fake Miyo, and Oyashiro-sama is a little girl with horns. Keiichi liked to go around shooting little girls in the face when he lived in Tokyo, and Mion and Shion switched places just before tattooing, and it is Shion pretending to be Mion whenever Mion kills anyone. Mion likes to move dead bodies, and whenever she and Rena get the scary eyes, it is usually Keiichi showing symptoms of Hinamizawa syndrome.

>>102

I'm currently reading the VN. But slowly, because my attention spam is ruined already.

And I, too, want to ravish Satoko-chan, but also tightly hug her and stroke her hair and massage her feet. Rika means nothing to me.

>>107
But Rika is cuter and prettier and she's worshipped as a god! don't you want to see what's under that tiny sundress of hers? Unlike Sextoko who tosses her towel away to go running nude through a forest (l-lewd!), Rika keeps the air of mystery around her.

If you don't love Rika by the time you've finished the VN and resent all the Rikas at least a little by the time you finish Umineko, then you don't have a soul.

dark rika gives me a boner

>>106
What do you mean I am in a hurry? I just finished watching the series and all the details you're mentioning were there. The fact the VN was good doesn't make the anime bad.

I also watched the FS/N anime before reading the VN. Sure, the anime was *fine*, but the VN doesn't deserve as much hype as it gets. It was good and all but goddamn if it isn't one overrated piece of shit. It was a solid 8/10, you niggers sold me a 15/10 Nobel Prize winner. The H-scenes were good, though. Fuck anyone who says they're bad, the writing was certainly awkward but the actual content itself was good and I hate you niggers who need cancerous oily anal guro scat vore tentacles to even get a boner.

This is why I don't trust anyone who suggests to read the original content anymore. I'm happy watching anime if it's good enough for my tastes. Manga and VNs are in that awkward point between a good novel and a good movie, being a watered down version of both things and not having the full excitement each one of those media can provide.

>>110

I don't need xxxtrem hardcore fetishes to get a boner, but Nasu is terrible h-writer and the only reason his vns featured any kind of porn was because in the early days he needed to whore out his heroines to have any chance of selling his work to greasy sex-obsessed nerds who are the main consumers of otaku media

>>111
Bad writing? Yes.
Not being able to get off to a cute naked girl though? That's weird.

>>111
As proof of this, the original plan was to have Shirou female and Saber male, and they genderflipped the main cast early in development strictly for porn marketing purposes. You can still find character designs from that early version, and there's a trailer for it somewhere.

>>113

strictly for porn marketing purposes.

What. You have it backwards. FS/N was meant to be an eroge with a male Saber and a female Shirou, but Nasu the Eggplant made it so it would be a deep and intricate story with a female Saber and a faggot Shirou.

>>110

Also, what's wrong with anal????

>>115
Nothing, though some people can't seem to get off to vaginal sex in the missionary position between two consenting parties.

Misery kicked in again, I kinda feel like crying, so I'm gonna keep looking at cute pictures of 東方s until I feel sleepy

>>117
Please cheer up!
http://a.pomf.se/yhzmnu.swf

>>118

Hina cheers me up.

>>110
You are in a hurry because you want the story without the experience. And of course the anime had everything I listed, I wasn't trying to make a list of what was not included. I was telling you things that you would never truly feel. You will never feel the depths of Rika's despair to the depths it was meant to be. You will never know of the terror and the ensuing internal struggle of K1. You lost your chance because of your silly insistence on watching the anime.

At least do yourself the favor and never, EVER watch the Umineko anime. The is no possible way that anyone, anyone not watching for the gore at least, could watch that shit and think it was good. (It also only covers the first half, so you'll have to read anyway.)

>>120

I was telling you things that you would never truly feel.

I don't know what you mean by truly feel, the anime made a good job at conveying those emotions. Most Powerpoint shows with voiced characters on top bore me to hell anyway.

At least do yourself the favor and never, EVER watch the Umineko anime.

Don't worry, I do know about the Umineko anime being shit.

I have to work Saturday, but I'm thinking of staying late Friday and hanging myself there instead, to voice my displeasure.

>>122
Don't die.

>>123
I think that if I do do such a think, it will be a fake hanging. I will have a bit
Of fake blood dripping from my lip, and I will just gently swing with the wind and not move a muscle. I will wait for the shocked people to begin to call the police, then I shall shout "SUPRISE!" And we will all have a hearty laugh before beginning Saturday work (where I am going to do absolutely nothing useful, and possibly intentionally delay others until this nonsense stops).

And we will all have a hearty laugh

i hope you don't mind being unemployed

>>125
Mind? It's great!

>>125
Mind? It's great!

I just remembered that I was watching Haibane Renmei until I stopped a little bit before the end because I was scared that the end would be sad and melancholic. Somehow I just can't bring myself to watch this anime untilt the end

>>128
Don't be a pussy.

>>129
An anime watching autist actually saying that? rofl lmao fuckin faggot

I remember when this thread was good

Saturday work sucks. I don't want to do this anymore. I think I'm going to become a comic book artist instead. I want to draw a comic with lots of action and drama and lolies. Please be sure to buy my work when it comes out.

I had a bad dream. I was hanging put with an old friend when we got in a fight, and I killed him. Then I'm fleeing the scene, but I walk forever but can't leave the house, and when I go back, it was myself that I had killed. I was a ghost.

>>133
Spooky.

>>133
I had a scary dream. At first I had three lolies: one for kissing, one for cuddling, and one for... other stuff....

And then I went to jail and woke up sweating.

Today, bought a bunch of stuff. I got a microcontroller, so!e stepper motors, and a cockload of electrical components and simple mechanical parts. I also placed an order for a 3D printer. I got a bunch of books too. I have an idea for a new invention. I hope I can make money with it; even if I don't get rich, it would be nice to get out of ENTERPRISE where I just help other people get rich.

>>135

I had a scary dream. I met a loli on the street and she said she wanted to play with me. We went to a secluded place an, she dropped and her panties and whipped out her huge cock she was hiding all the time.

She raped me in the ass and I woke up with a throbbing anus.