Community blog - have you had your nice day today?

I went to a bunch of used bookstores today.I like to do this every summer, because college students always their sell off their used textbooks there when the uni one won't buy them, so I can buy them for cheap. Found a few interesting ones, one on topology, one on analysis, even one on stochastic statistical processes and finite element simulation. Paid about $50 in all.

I also saw the physics book I used in college. I paid $350 for the two volumes, but the version in the store had all the volumes and was selling for $20, all because it is, like, two editions old. Fucking Jews, man.

I can't believe people are still getting trolled by the ``pseudointellectual'' anti-ebook antiatheist retard.

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Ebooks are fucking retarded in all seriousness.

>>42
But I can't take you seriously!!

>>41
he is against theists

>>44
I can tell you're new here. You don't capitalize, don't Don't bump, and try to make shit up about well established individuals here. Back to 4chan, nigger.

Let's please be nice to one another!

Day was ok, but I feel bad now.

>>45
fuck off nigger, get back anywhere you came from
didnt capitalise to upset you like a autist you are

capitalize

fuck off burgerlover, stop using that annoying "z" you fucking memeshit

the next post whines about me not using faggot quotes

Too bad.

Hah, top thread "Don't bump". How silly

>>48
Yeah, you're from 4chan. Byebye, retard. Come back when you actually know a programming language.

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>>48
Who are you quoting?

>>52
optimize your quotes, twinklesprite.

>>53
The correct phrase is

Jihad your al-quotes!

Today, I was playing my Crusader, and I found a Maximus to complement my Fire gear. If only I could get my hands on a few more Cooldown reduction gear, maybe I can do T6 Malthael runs more efficiently.

>>51
Fuck off niggerdick sucker, you are a fucking jew who wants to kill /prog/

>>56
Fuck off nazicock sucker, you are a fucking whitey who wants to kill /prog/

>>57
Fuck off with your naziphobia, you fucking poop-colored/poop-skin subhuman

>>58
Polar bears poop in snow ergo you're a bearshit-skin.

>>59
That was insulting
*clicks report button*
*drinks more starbucks coffe*
*removes sweat from head*

>>59
Only disgusting scandikikeans/finns/russians are bearpoop

Wow. My boss's boss got fired (for taking kick baks from contractors) today. They brought in police and everything. Then my boss (his cousin) threw a fit and quit in protest, so the execs sent us home, told us to come back Monday. Will I still have a job? Talk about a storm cloud over my holiday weekend.

Oh well, extended weekend!

>>62
Your boss was a subhuman nigger kike

>>62
How exciting! Do you work for some mafia organization or what?!

>>63
No, he's a fat southern guy with a pasty face. He was actually pretty knowledgable and an alright dood, just maybe a little too loyal to family. It may have made Chrismas dinner a little awkward if he didn't leave anyway.

>>64
No, just a boring ENTERPRISE code factory, producing mediocre ENTERPRISE TURNKEY SOLUTIONS. Not nearly cool enough to use Lisp, not terrible enough to use FOIC or Ruby. Clients are from many industries, and we hire consultants for industry specific stuff.

I thought it was pretty standard. The salesmen blow through thousands of dollars when they entertain clients.

I lost my virginity to a prostitute.

I was genuinely curious about sex. So I paid for the cutest one I could find. She was my age and definitely had the kind of body I like. I paid for a hotel room and waited for her in there. She was stunningly beautiful for a real flesh-and-bone girl (I only masturbate to 2D girls and I rarely, if ever, find a real girl attractive). I'm surprised I didn't act like a retard or started babbling stupid shit, and her incredible patience surprised me as well. She was wearing matching underwear, which the Internet told me not to expect. We both started undressing while the tub was filling up. I asked her if I could at least take off her bra and I tried but I was puzzled because I had no idea how to do it. After she gave me a short explanation on how to do it, I started caressed her breasts very gently.

She told me to pick one of the three condoms on the tabletop but I didn't know the difference between them, so I told her to pick whatever she wanted2 and she picked one that was appropriate for oral. She started sucking my dick and I got a bit hard, but not enough to keep the condom in place. I wasn't as hard as when I watch ecchi anime. It tickled a bit and it is much better than using your hand but it wasn't as good as I thought it would be. She totally knew what she was doing, but I didn't find it particularly amazing. Everyone seems to be obsessed over blowjobs, once again the masses managed to overhype the shit out of things that are just okay.

I tried to perform extensive foreplay on her but it didn't have much of a visible effect. Her kisses didn't show any hint of tongue play. I understand that, I don't think she feels comfortable deeply kissing strangers and I'm not good with my mouth and hands anyway. I started sucking on her breasts but I didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would. Those cute mounds were the real life representation of what I consider the perfect size and shape for a pair of breasts. Though it really wasn't that fun. She didn't even wince or moan. She laughed and told me I was being too gentle. I squeezed a bit harder but still nothing,

We started our deed in the missionary position. I was still floppy but I could (barely) get inside her. I got tired quickly and suggested we moved to the now full tub. We did. I hugged her and we locked legs. I kept sucking on her breasts and asked her if she thought I was focusing too much on her breasts. She told me men are supposed to do that but insisted again that I should be rougher. She sat on top of me and guided me inside her. This time, she was very warm and tight. I enjoyed it much more, but I still wouldn't fucking come.

We dried our soaked bodies and went back to the bed. This time she was on top. Nothing, couldn't come, still floppy. She was now on fours and it was my turn to move. Nothing, I didn't feel much. She seemed to be tired and I suggested we got under the covers and snuggle up a bit. She agreed and she let out one or two queefs. She blushed a bit and told me she was really sorry. I kept a straight face and told her it was okay. She looked very cute when she blushed. After pulling her phone out of her purse, she showed me a picture of her 1 year old daughter she took with her retarded looking smartphone. I felt kind of sorry because she has to go through all this prostitution crap and deal with random men just to feed her daughter. Though I wasn't thinking clearly at that moment. I couldn't contain myself and I said her cellphone was shit for being a piece of normalfag crap with a touchscreen. She laughed and kept showing me more pictures. I said her daughter was cute, but I didn't really mean it. I don't like children.

She got a call, apparently from her pimp. The time was almost over and she was to get ready and leave. I told her to wait a bit more before leaving and hurriedly fingered her. There was a very big, hard and spongy lump hanging from the top of her vagina. I tried the "come-hither" motion that's supposed to get girls in their g-spot. I varied the depth and frequency of my strokes but she wouldn't react at all. I still have no idea what that lump was. I don't think that was her clit, but fuck it, I didn't even know what I was doing. After that, I dragged her to one side of the bed and started thrusting at full speed. I finally came. She didn't seem to enjoy it (neither did I) and went directly to the shower. We left and the hotel gave us two free bottles of water.

I would be lying if I said I didn't have fun. It was a weird experience overall, but it was also a new one. She made fun of me all the time for being a virgin and for looking like a 12yo, but I didn't really mind and I even joked about myself as an answer to her teasing. However, the way sex is portrayed by society is just stupid. There are way too many factor that make it inconvenient, keeping your movements in sync is hard, the timing is always wrong, it doesn't feel ``face-meltingly'' good as some people call it and being a virgin isn't some kind of crime against humanity. Having sex with (or losing your virginity to) a prostitute is not as bad as hitting your mother in the face either. I did all this to see if I was really missing something by keeping myself away from the world of drama-filled emotional relationships. There is absolutely no reason for me to put up with any girl's shit, for the only reward that's worth the hassle is sex and it isn't even that good. Sure, it's infinitely better than your hand, but any sensible rational human (sorry Yannick) considers quality/price ratios before trying anything out. I'll keep fantasizing about the days I could spend with the only girl I care about, which doesn't even exist but is pretty much the reason I'm still alive. She's my two-year old imaginary friend based on an anime character. I've subconsciously adapted her behavior and personality to be exactly what I'm okay with. She even points out some obvious mistakes when I'm programming, which makes me happy because she is almost an independent entity from me. I'm dying to gently make love to her, but sadly that's only possible with drugs or lucid dreams and the latter is kind of hard for me (I'm not even considering using drugs because that's plain stupid and not always reliable). At least now I know I don't ever want to waste time with a girl again. Sure, this might not have been the amazing experience you guys keep talking about because there wasn't an emotional link between us, but I'm not capable of admiring anyone else. I can't get this drawn girl (who was drawn by a Japanese man) out of my head and I'll never will.

Feel free to laugh at (or ignore) this post. I just wanted to get this out of my chest. Sorry if you were expecting to read erotic literature and were disappointed, that was not the point of this post.

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You're mentally disabled. Your dick is broken in all possible ways. prostitute isn't into you (not horny, only does prostitution because money) and has had sex a niggerton amount of times (just like the niggerton amount of you jacking off to your nutty porn). I'm not going to get into the entirely flawed reasoning of your last giant fucking paragraph other than you're fucking retarded and inferior.

but any sensible rational human (sorry Yannick) considers quality/price ratios before trying anything out.

What the fuck are you even talking about you pseudo-intellectual? You are one backwards inferior that's for sure. kill yourself, healthy people (normal or not) don't have these problems and that's why sex is so popular, you're just a mentally disabled broken dick weirdo inferior and you had ``sex'' with a bad ``partner'' (prostitute)
fuckin retard, maybe you should learn to be truly rational instead of being a pseudo-intellectual schizoid nutbag before you try calling me out nigger

you're the last thing from a sensible human being

kill yourself

nigger

i mean i fucking get all sorts of pleasure from humping fabrics such as my pillow or underwear
congratulations, you aren't a horny testosterone filled man with a non-broken dick like me hahha jealous? yes you are kill yourself you little cum-squirt your cum drops might as well be that of an 8 year old kid (as in none rofl)

faggot

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I pity you, you poor broken being.

>>66
You shouldn't use that experience as a representation for all. But there is also nothing wrong with being single.

Blowjobs with a condom suck.

i mean i fucking get all sorts of pleasure from humping fabrics such as my pillow or underwear

Yannick is a horny teenager!

>>66
That sounds like a textbook case of performance anxiety. Even unbelievably horny teenagers have this problem, and the only thing you can do to overcome it is either having more sex or getting more intimate with your partner in some other way.

>>66
How old were you and how much did it cost?

>>66
Some people do not enjoy sex with a human they do not have a relationship with

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You think you have it bad? After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me.

Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true.

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Clone a wife from fossilized mosquito DINO-DNA

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prostitute isn't into you (not horny, only does prostitution because money)

It's not like I didn't know that. I still expected it to be much better. Why do you think people enjoy one-night stands? The raw physical experience is supposed to be amazing, emotion or not. Some men get off with their girls and feel extremely good, even if the girl doesn't feel shit.

just like the niggerton amount of you jacking off to your nutty porn

I'm vanilla as fuck. I don't have any fetishes other than thighhighs. I can get off to a picture of a girl wearing loose clothes. I'm disgusted by things like anal sex or bad smells.

What the fuck are you even talking about you pseudo-intellectual?

Do you do anything if the return is less than the investment? It's the same with sex. Stop and think if you would waste half a year of your life just to get a couple hours of sex. You shouldn't be acting like a horny drone if you wish to keep the right of accusing anyone of being a ``pseudo-intellectual'',

you aren't a horny testosterone filled man with a non-broken dick like me hahha jealous?

Why would I be jealous? I can get off to drawings. You probably need to see some fucked up fetishes on motion to even get a boner. Why is being permahorny a good thing anyway? That's like saying being hungry is good because food tastes better when you're hungry.

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I don't think I was anxious at all. Yes, my heart was racing when I first called her and heard her voice for the first time, but I thought I would fuck up by saying something stupid or stuttering my requests. I didn't and I'm still surprised I did it so naturally. I even felt like a pro.

I would also like to note I'm severely underweight. I'm pretty sure most girls wouldn't like my bony body. I thought this would make me nervous at the moment we got undressed, but it all went smoothly. I didn't blush at the worse moment like I usually do. Those cute boobs kept me from remembering I'm not the best looking man around.

To this moment, it's still very hard for me to believe everything went fine. I'm a mess when dealing with someone who doesn't know the slightest thing about computers,

>>73
I am 22, she was 21 but looked about 18. Two hours, $100. It's very cheap where I live.

>>75
I read your post and I wish it to read it 5 times again. Please post more.

>>75
You're actually a fucking pedo and you're going to enjoy nigger cock up your butthole once you are discovered.

>>77
You're a pansy ass autist schizoid third world (either bearpoop or shitskin) with a broken dick. your broken dick and performance anxiety and other factors ruined the raw physical experience. what the fuck are you talking about this isn't economics get out of here you stupid nigger stop trying to rationalize being an inferior doing inferior things.

i have great sex with fuckin fabrics can you just imagine what i'm gonna be feeling when i'm fuckin a pussy? no you cannot with that broken dick

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You're a pansy ass autist schizoid third world (either bearpoop or shitskin)

Yeah.

with a broken dick.

My dick is not broken. I masturbate with slow and gentle strokes, unlike those who death grip their dicks and furiously tug their dick until they come.

what the fuck are you talking about this isn't economics get out of here

Sorry, that was the best analogy I could come up with. If you want to it be more down-to-earth, would you live in a nigger-infested neighborhoos for one month to get the girl you like to kiss you? I wouldn't, because I'm not risking my life for a fucking kiss.

can you just imagine what i'm gonna be feeling when i'm fuckin a pussy?

You're right, I can't. Why would I?