Put more roal, no numbers and even more gibberish. Also say whom, thy, thus, etc.
2013: Takuya Nagaya, 23, from Japan, started to slither on the floor and talk about becoming a snake. His mother took this to mean that he had been possessed by a snake demon and called for her husband, 53-year-old Katsumi Nagaya, who spent the next two days physically beating his son in an attempt to exorcise the demon, ultimately killing Takuya.[103]
1978: Kurt Gödel, the Austrian/American logician and mathematician, died of starvation when his wife was hospitalized. Gödel suffered from extreme paranoia and refused to eat food prepared by anyone else.What an incomplete diet.
1983: Truls Hellevik, a diver undergoing decompression aboard the oil rig Byford Dolphin was accidentally exposed to an eight-Atmosphere change in air pressure, leading to instantaneous massive expansion of his internal bodily gasses, causing him to explode into many small parts which rained down upon the rig; official investigation of the incident led to changes in some diving-bell resurfacing procedures.[77][78]ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1993: Garry Hoy, a 38-year-old lawyer in Toronto, Canada, fell to his death on 9 July 1993, after he threw himself against a window on the 24th floor of the Toronto-Dominion Centre in an attempt to prove to a group of visitors that the glass was "unbreakable," a demonstration he had done many times before. The glass did not break, but popped out of the window frame, causing Hoy to plummet 24 stories to his death.[79][80]Why is this page so hilarious?
2007: Jennifer Strange, a 28-year-old woman from Sacramento, California, died of water intoxication while trying to win a Nintendo Wii console in a KDND 107.9 "The End" radio station's "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest, which involved drinking increasingly large quantities of water without urinating.[85][86]
2015: Christopher Poole, a 27-year-old vagrant from New York City, died from being given the goatfinger.
what you will do for an incomeThe beauty of being a walrus is, that I don't need an income.
have you already found a group of walruses that will be willing to take you in and train you?I have found a reasonably welcoming herd of walruses on craigslist, they seem really nice. They kept asking for my bank account number though, which is weird.
Worst case scenario you will be taken advantage of by a group of King Penguins.I'll squash those necrophiliacs with my belly fat.
lurk moarKeep acting like it is 2007 /b/ you stupid nigger. All of your faggot friends have either grown up and became mentally healthy normal people or killed themselves.