Walrus

Hello, I am currently 18 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus.

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Thank you. With your help I clad some black rubber and waddled my way into town, to fetch my lunch.

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what you will do for an income

The beauty of being a walrus is, that I don't need an income.

have you already found a group of walruses that will be willing to take you in and train you?

I have found a reasonably welcoming herd of walruses on craigslist, they seem really nice. They kept asking for my bank account number though, which is weird.

Worst case scenario you will be taken advantage of by a group of King Penguins.

I'll squash those necrophiliacs with my belly fat.
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