Walrus

Hello, I am currently 18 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus.

Can you suggest a new style, >>30-kun?

I will flutter my eyelashes at you, and there will be a very anime-esque gleam in my oaverly large eyes, if you do this thing foar me.

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