Walrus

Hello, I am currently 18 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus.

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Progressive is opening your borders and letting the mudslimes in to fuck you in the ass, and when they are finished asking them if you can jack off while they rape your wife. Progressive is priotirtizing who you hire based off of racial quotas. Progressive is dating outside your race. Progressive is feminism and fighting the white male christian hetero cis-patriarcy. Progressive is jews running your government, banks, media, and making sure you all work hard from cradle to grave to support the welfare leeches that voted their puppets in office so they can keep sending those shekels to Israel. Progressive is SWEDEN YES. Progressive is the secret area of VIP quality.

If the price of not having to deal with that is a few too many coreans in the neighborhood and some overworked and angry salaryman beating his son to death because he was a furry and then making up some story about it being because of demons well then NIPPON TAIDAMA!

Seriously though, don't go. It's a terribly depressing place and it sucks if you aren't Japanese and the beer sucks.