- What are you supposed to be, Frylock? - Oh, don't mind me, I'm just a sailor on shore leave. From the Shi-i-ip of the Da-amned! E-aha-aha-aha! - Okay. - You know, the Ship of the Damned? Famous short story about a ship that had a hold in it? - Just go put on your balerina shoes and get the rest of the outfit, be who you really are: doctor Zhivago. Yeah, you suck. I got ten bucks says he's wearing women's panties under that.
Zhivago likes to think that he invented the wheel, but we all know Lambda Arthur Calculus did
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Adolph Sadkov2015-01-07 2:28
FRIENDS, FRIENDS, THIS THREAD HAS SURVIVED HOSTILITY. IT HAS SURVIVED HARDSHIP. IT HAS LIVED THROUGH SUFFERING, BEING IGNORED, AND THROWN ASIDE. BUT IT MADE IT TO 2015, AND UNDER MY DICTATORSHIP, IT WILL MAKE IT TO 2016.
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Anonymous2015-01-07 2:33
L is for Lambda A is for Anus C is for Calculi
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Anonymous2015-01-07 2:48
*playfully squeezes >>38 with my hands and giggles* :)
FRIENDS!!! FRIENDS!!!! FRIENDS!!!! I COME TO YOU TODAY A BROKEN MNA
THE JIHADISTS RAPED MY WIFE AND ATE MY PIGS, SODOMISED MY CHILDREN AND SHAT ON MY ROOF!
FRIENDS, FIRE YOUR LOW ORBIT ION CANONS AT THE JIHADISTS! FRIENDS!!! FRIENDSSS!!!!!!! DO THIS!!!!!!!!!! I AM MERELY A STUPID SHITTY INDIAN BUT TOGETHER WE ARE A TERRIFYING TEAM OF WHOOPING INDIANS!
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BingBong the Squealer2015-01-13 8:41
IT IS YOUR MISSION, LOWLY VIDEO GAME PLAYER, TO FIND THE GOLDEN AXE AND BRING JUSTICE TO THE JIHADS!!!!!!!
HERE, TAKE THIS, MY ONLY POSSESHH... *GETS SLAUGHTERED BY A JIHAD*
*ACTIVE VOICE TRANSITIONS TO NARRATOR*
Well, anonichan, it looks like it's up to you to take off your skirt, grow a pair of balls, follow BingBong's advice, and tackle the JIHADS. Or you could just sit down and continue watching hentai. Whatever floats your boat. Who really gives a fuck anyway?
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Narrator2015-01-13 8:47
Just for the record, I'm that retard who wrote that japanese video game in python that talks about hikkikowokowikimorridorrichan shit and has all that gansta shit in it. And mister whooping indian was just your average cricket-playing indian.
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Narrator2015-01-13 8:48
I don't really know who the JIHADS are but I think they came out of the bible or something. Doesn't bother me 'cause I don't read that shit.
JIHAD is effectively the crusades of the mudslimes (only sunni?) but a litttttttttttttttttttttttttttlleeeeee more brutal and still happens today. Nether crusades nor jihad had anything to do with bible, the Catholics are heretics anyway.
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Anonymous2015-01-13 21:09
>>58 You're full of shit. It has everything to do with the bible. When the battle was going on and people had to throw the messages composing the new testament from roof to roof, who do you think were throwing those messages? Damn straight, it was the Jihads!
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Anonymous2015-01-13 21:13
>>58 And just for the record, you can shove your guy fawkes mask up your ass. The mask I wear is Jesus's.
Now there's a sandwich and a half.
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Anonymous2015-01-14 0:14
What if anonymous wore jesus masks instead? Would they be backed by the moral majority then?
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Anonymous2015-01-14 2:26
>>60 So what you're saying is you impersonate Jesus? I'm pretty sure that would be considered heresy, Mr. Cult leader.
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Anonymous2015-01-14 2:28
>>61 If you're in the US just say that <opposition> supports gay marriage. There you have it, support from the moral majority.
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Anonymous2015-01-14 4:02
>>62,63 fat emo Scandinavian angry that Respectable Rational American Christians don't support his nigerian nuslim boyfriend fucking his tight pink scandinavian emoboy butthole
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Anonymous2015-01-15 7:34
haha, so how fucking funny was the 4chan bash on ##c today?
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Anonymous2015-01-15 8:11
>>65 I swear those cunts didn't even know about new /prog/, had to really be in the know to know that shit. zhivago himself seemed pretty oblivious. live and learn huh?
>>71 how fucking weird is it that people write books for things other than the bible how fucking weird is it that people use wheels for things other than the chariot how fucking weird is it that people use sticks for things other than hunting
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Anonymous2015-01-20 20:20
>>71 Someone would have to use these programs, no? Except if you are making a compiler or something.
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Anonymous2015-01-20 21:12
>>76 Not all programs are made to be used. Some are purely artworks, made to be contemplated and to satisfy the human desire for beauty.
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Anonymous2015-01-20 22:19
nikita writes broken crashy crap cudder's all talk and no action
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Anonymous2015-01-21 3:04
Not all dubs are made to be checked. Some are purely artworks, made to be contemplated and to satisfy the human desire for beauty.
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Anonymous2015-01-21 6:13
Not all posts are made to be kopiped. Some are purely artworks, made to be contemplated and to satisfy the human desire for beauty.
(18:08:12) <zid`> kate: But Zhivago said it does, so it must (18:08:47) <pragma-> well, you've convinced me with your resounding argument. (18:09:06) <Zhivago> pragma: The welkin ringeth with relief. (18:09:40) <zid`> welkin are people who sexually indentify with pits full of water (18:10:28) <Zhivago> zid: Those are wellkin, aren't they? (18:10:48) <zid`> No, that's your cis ablist viewpoint Zhivago, those are people who get off when they're not ill (18:11:05) <Zhivago> The welkin is the (cloudy) heavens. (18:11:40) <Zhivago> Presumably where good Englishmen go to be damp after death.
>>41 Since the advent of structured scientific inquiry combined with a high technology required to enact its methods, the evidence for atoms became quickly conclusive. Where was ALL rational and reasoned discourse 1000 years ago? That's right, it was mired in religious fucking NONSENSE.
This "god" has been claimed for millennia, and I'm being generous since there have been multiple incarnations of this thing so it's a bit specious to claim singularity. In all those thousands of years, where's the fucking EVIDENCE? There's NONE. You know a thing that's searched for, over thousands of years and various investigatory ecologies? They call it "DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST", chum. The ultimate investigator, science, hasn't found this "god" and given the alleged characteristics of this "god", science should have found it. Hence it just doesn't fucking exist.
WAKE UP.
P.S. Once again, if anyone's going to make any claims for the existence for this "god", "heaven" and "hell", then they could have ONLY detected these things, right? Why make a claim for something existing when you have no evidence for it? So, I'm STILL WAITING for the evidence to back up >>39's claims. Put up the evidence, chum!
Where was ALL rational and reasoned discourse 1000 years ago? That's right, it was mired in religious fucking NONSENSE.
You're too Eurocentric. Neither of Japan, China or India had much religious nonsense, yet they haven't made that much progress. Moreover, founders of modern science were all religious or even priests, like the discoverer of genetic Gregor Mendel or early AI theorist George Berkeley, Even Pythagoras was a founder of his own religious movement.
He masturbate more and more that soon he not be able masturbate any more.
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Anonymous2015-02-02 21:57
happens I gues
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Anonymous2015-02-04 23:31
* doppel is having trouble finding a few things in the standard <doppel> well, two things that are closely related <doppel> specifically, passing arrays to functions <zid`> Have you tried not being a dumb <zid`> JUST A SUGGESTION <doppel> now now, don't call me an adjective unless you want to modify yourself into said adjective, zid. <doppel> also, the abuse is entirely uncalled for.
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Anonymous2015-02-05 19:07
the jack hammer: poppadick
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Anonymous2015-02-06 18:12
##c is the worst freenode channel.
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Anonymous2015-02-06 19:16
>>121 what about all the mouth-breathers on ##programming
>>130 I NEVER MADE A FREENODE ACCOUNT, WENEVER I TRY 2 JOIN DEY PUT ME IN DA UNREGISTERED CHANNEL. I DONT SEE DA POINT IN MAKIN AN ACCOUNT JUST TO LISTEN 2 A BUNCH OF MORAL CRYBABIES. SOMEWHERE ALONG DA WAY DOSE AUTISTS DECIDED MORALS WERE A GOOD THING N U CAN NEVER SHUT EM UP ABOUT IT, SAME THING DAT HAPPENED 2 DICK STALL MAN.
JUST GO ON DAT CHANNEL N LINK TO A WEB COPY OF KNR2, N DEYLL SHIT DER PANTS
