Name: Object Oriental Programming 2017-09-19 11:24

Object Oriental Programming
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-12 15:30

The first time he done it, I thought it was my imagination. Then he begun going down and taking long deep sniffs which turned him on like I have never seen him before.

Sometimes I will just be lying there and he will go down and start smelling my ass, it's like some form of foreplay to him as after that he wants to have sex. During doggy, he will stop, bend to sniff/lick my ass then start sex in this position again.

Is this weird or normal?
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 15:18

>>33
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 19:39

sage

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-19 7:11

>>34,35
Niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-19 9:07

>>36
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-19 9:23

>>37
Nigger.
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-13 10:27

git checkout/clone/fetch doesn't even have a resume capability, so good luck checking out a large repository, if you're on wi-fi connection or your ISP does something funny. Even SVN supported resuming download. So much for Free Software(tm).
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 8:45

>>31
Russia
freedom and liberty
Nice joke, tovarisch!

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 11:26

check out my free dubs, tovarisch!

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 21:05

>>32
you
reading comprehension
Nice joke, bydol!

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 21:47

>>34
Whom are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 22:52

>>35
I don't know.
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Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 10:22

How did he enter Ukraine? Is he a political refugee because of that poor hamster he burnt alive?
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-17 14:08

>>146

In Nazi Germany state has expropriate private property and forced factories to produce war related stuff, especially Nazis loved to expropriate Jewish property. Nazis also censured free speech.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-17 14:44

>>147
Stop moving the goal posts, nikiketa

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-17 15:59

>>145
because capitalism implies human right
Lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-17 17:02

>>147
Same thing happened in the USA with the railroads during FDR's terms as President. That's why we now have the abomination that is Amtrak. Not sure how much free speech was repressed, but we did have some pro-Natsoc groups thrive for a bit.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 21:59

>>147
and forced factories to produce war related stuff
where did the profits come in?
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Name: Anonymous 2017-08-08 9:06

Latest chan meme applied to /prog/

Virgin Programmer:
Has the latest macbook loaded with latest compilers
Codes in modern functional style
Code is visually pleasing, fully indented
All variables and functions are descriptively named
Comments are filled with explanations and relevant information
Produces portable, safe code that is debugged, linted, statically analyzed and theorem proved ad nauseum
Code almost never crashes
Every bug report is answered with patches and profuse apologizing

The Chad Coder:
Codes in direct, brutal imperative style
Thinks recursion is a meme
Doesn't indent anything
All variables are one letter, functions are random verbs with numbers
Code crashes several times per hour
Never changed his computer
Produces code that "works on my machine"
Debugging consists of console messages peppered randomly through code
Comments consist of curses and threats to other programmers and software
When someone posts a bug report, laughs at it, marks it wontfix or claims you're using his software wrong
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-16 17:43

>>148
Socialist logic.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-17 17:06

Just print more money, whoops! We've become Weimar 2.0, sorry 'bout that, fam.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 15:04

>>153
Abolish the federal reserve

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 19:15

>>154
I'm more in favor of nationalizing the Fed rather than outright abolishing it. Expell the problematic people running it, base the currency on labor instead of just plain declared fiat, just as was done in Natsoc Germany under Hjalmar Schacht, and make it by law that the minutes of the FOMC and monetary policy be made public to both Congress and posted on the Federal Reserve's Website.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 19:17

>>155
I should add that the minutes should be made public on the same day, rather than three or six months later or whatever is the case now. Damn phone ate that part of my text up.
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Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2017-09-18 3:04

...experienced up-close-and-personal. I've only heard bad things about it, but this is the first time I got poettered1 trying to troubleshoot something on a customer's system. It turns out others are complaining about it too:

https://utcc.utoronto.ca/~cks/space/blog/linux/SystemdSensibleOutput
https://github.com/systemd/systemd/issues/3617
https://bugzilla.redhat.com/show_bug.cgi?id=713567

Some fuckface decided that truncating the output and hiding useful information, adding extra code to deliberately do that and invoke an external program, was somehow "better" than just writing the full output and letting the terminal/pipeline/etc. handle the rest. I'll pipe the output if I need to. WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

1 poetter; poettering; poettered: a gigantic fuck-up.
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 11:25

>>8
corporations are absolutely clueless about software. that's why ETNERPRISE is such a meme (sure, it's about in-house software, but why would they know better when it comes to shrinkwrap or FOSS?)

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 11:28

ENTERPRISE DUBS

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 16:58

>. I've only heard bad things about it, but this is the first time I got poettered1 trying to troubleshoot something on a customer's system.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/704jij/whats_something_you_didnt_realize_how_bad_it_was/

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 19:02

systemd is shit. In other news, water is wet. Can we finally tell Lennart Poettering to fuck off and revert back to using SysVInit? Thanks.

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Debian is corporate?

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 21:04

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Debian is corporate?
Yep.
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-15 14:54

Here is the leaked source code
https://github.com/mhjlam/bam/tree/master/CODE

for the following RTS game:
http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/blood-magic

if you compile it, you can get map editor, missing from the final game. Also, it would be easy to make a smartphone version just for kicks.
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 6:56

>>15
what other games did you work on, interplay-kun? this one sure does look bad but the studio did make some classics. also, do you still work in gamedev?

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 6:59

>>18
That was a quote from the link.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 7:03

>>19
that's what I get for shitposting at work (we have gog blocked in here)

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 8:11

>>17

The worst thing about that game is broken game mechanics and pace. I.e. you can't fix it by updating graphics, refactoring source code, GUI or improving pathfinding. Although it could serve as a good example of how not to design RTS games. But I guess nostalgic people love it for its quirks.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 11:26

the best thing about that game is my dubs
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-14 7:53

Let's make a new mixtape to help achieve satori whilst programming!~❤

Post songs you want included...

https://my.mixtape.moe/ilzgkm.mp3
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-16 12:03

>>8
You can't be serious.
You can't listen to this while programming--it's too distracting!

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-16 17:55

>>9
I normally listen to music with lyrics while studying/programming. It's not so bad.

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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-17 20:43

VHS Dreams - Ocean Heights (feat. Satori in Bed)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03WOd0e2Nr4

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-17 21:27

>>11
lolicore doesn't help achieve satori.
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-06 20:34

void main (){
int numbers[10] = {1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10};
int *array = &numbers[-1];

printf("%d\n", array[4]);
return 1;
}


Output: 4
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-16 21:55

Sounds good. How do I automate it?

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-17 0:59

>>15
Preprocessors

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-17 7:52

#include <stdio.h>
#define onearray(type,name,elems,content...) type one__##name [elems]={content};type* name = &one__##name[-1];
onearray(int,array,10,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10)
int main(){printf("#2:%d", array[2]);}

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-17 15:26

>>17
UGH

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 6:52

>>17
there's Unix way, there's The Right Way (as claimed by Lispers), there's The Right Way (as claimed by Plan9ers), there's The Right Way (as claimed by category-theoryfags) - and then there's the FrozenAnus way
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test

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-11 22:47

tes
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-14 16:24

>>3
Since when did /prog/ have this feature?

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-14 20:21

Fatal Error: Feature Disabled.
gay

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-15 1:05

>>9
5 months ago

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-16 17:54

dice gives "Disabled for this board."
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-17 12:03

EDIT: CHECK
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