/prog/ - zhivago thread

Name: zid 2014-12-11 5:04

cos i <3 him

Name: /lounge/ 2014-12-11 9:03

/lounge/

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-12 21:22

Freenode ##C quality!

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-12 22:00

caze (left), zhivago (right)
http://www.lisperati.com/casting_spels.jpg

zid (left), zhivago (right)
http://www.lisperati.com/casting_spels.jpg

n00p (left), zhivago (right)
http://www.lisperati.com/casting_spels.jpg

Chris (left), zhivago (right)
http://www.lisperati.com/casting_spels.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-12 23:44

The brainfuck monad:

http://hackage.haskell.org/package/brainfuck-monad-0.2.0/docs/src/Control-Monad-BrainFuck.html#BrainFuck

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-13 1:31

- What are you supposed to be, Frylock?
- Oh, don't mind me, I'm just a sailor on shore leave. From the Shi-i-ip of the Da-amned! E-aha-aha-aha!
- Okay.
- You know, the Ship of the Damned? Famous short story about a ship that had a hold in it?
- Just go put on your balerina shoes and get the rest of the outfit, be who you really are: doctor Zhivago. Yeah, you suck. I got ten bucks says he's wearing women's panties under that.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-14 14:33

>>4
zid is a fucking retard

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-14 16:18

>>7
tell me more!

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-14 16:45

>>8
it's not his job to educate you. check your privilege. etc.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-14 19:47

>>9
tell me more!

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-15 22:19

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Name: Anonymous 2014-12-15 22:36

I love jazz for its chord progressions, but hate it for its difficult-to-notate rhythms.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 14:48

zid's always right below zhivago in the user list

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-21 3:05

Will this thread die today?

No, bitch, no!

No, no, no!

No, bitch, no!

No, no, no!

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-21 20:23

lol u tk him 2 da gynecologist

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-25 7:47

suck it, Carter

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-25 23:57

Some threads just don't die. Blame Cucker if you have to.

Name: zid 2014-12-27 7:21

simple but refined, existentially defined, da land of lisp

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-27 7:33

So what's the deal with kate? Is she a transsexual, a feminist, or just a guy trying to get some attention?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-29 4:37

chanserv

what is this, japan?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-29 10:08

>>19
autistic standards compliant attention whore. used to be cool but too long hanging around with other c fuccboys turned her into a vacuous bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-29 12:07

Turn me into a dubs

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-30 0:58

>>21
Well, you know what they say about women who live or work together. Their time of the month clashes!

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-30 2:19

>>23
watching a football game in a bar simpleton detected

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-01 1:10

>>24
simple sam detected

echo to base, echo to base

*launches a rocket ship into your anus*

Name: >>24 2015-01-02 5:22

>>25
ow dat hurt

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-03 5:58

How do I teach kate to use my joystick?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-03 6:00

>>27
Better yet, how do I teach my joystick to use kate?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-03 15:47

Zhivago is being hated
http://prael.wordpress.com/2010/02/11/two-days-to-fustration-in-c/

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-03 22:01

>>29
That's literally from almost five years ago.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-03 22:04

>>30
Are you claiming that 2010 was 5 years ago?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-03 23:50

>>31
You know, it's easier to breathe when you're breathing air, not water.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-04 0:16

anyone got pictures of naked kate?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-04 10:55

>>33
There are naked pics here:
http://kate-editor.org/about-kate/

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-05 10:16

I just want to fuck kate

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 2:26

Zhivago likes to think that he invented the wheel, but we all know Lambda Arthur Calculus did

Name: Adolph Sadkov 2015-01-07 2:28

FRIENDS, FRIENDS, THIS THREAD HAS SURVIVED HOSTILITY. IT HAS SURVIVED HARDSHIP. IT HAS LIVED THROUGH SUFFERING, BEING IGNORED, AND THROWN ASIDE. BUT IT MADE IT TO 2015, AND UNDER MY DICTATORSHIP, IT WILL MAKE IT TO 2016.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 2:33

L is for Lambda
A is for Anus
C is for Calculi

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 2:48

*playfully squeezes >>38 with my hands and giggles* :)

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 3:56

>>39
Hey, stop! That tickles!

zhivago thread

1 Name: zid 2014-12-11 5:04

2 Name: /lounge/ 2014-12-11 9:03

3 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-12 21:22

4 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-12 22:00

5 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-12 23:44

6 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-13 1:31

7 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-14 14:33

8 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-14 16:18

9 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-14 16:45

10 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-14 19:47

11 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-15 22:19

12 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-15 22:36

13 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 14:48

14 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-21 3:05

15 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-21 20:23

16 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-25 7:47

17 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-25 23:57

18 Name: zid 2014-12-27 7:21

19 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-27 7:33

20 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-29 4:37

21 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-29 10:08

22 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-29 12:07

23 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-30 0:58

24 Name: Anonymous 2014-12-30 2:19

25 Name: Anonymous 2015-01-01 1:10

26 Name: >>24 2015-01-02 5:22

27 Name: Anonymous 2015-01-03 5:58

28 Name: Anonymous 2015-01-03 6:00

29 Name: Anonymous 2015-01-03 15:47

30 Name: Anonymous 2015-01-03 22:01

31 Name: Anonymous 2015-01-03 22:04

32 Name: Anonymous 2015-01-03 23:50

33 Name: Anonymous 2015-01-04 0:16

34 Name: Anonymous 2015-01-04 10:55

35 Name: Anonymous 2015-01-05 10:16

36 Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 2:26

37 Name: Adolph Sadkov 2015-01-07 2:28

38 Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 2:33

39 Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 2:48

40 Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 3:56