FRIENDS!!! FRIENDS!!!! FRIENDS!!!! I COME TO YOU TODAY A BROKEN MNA
THE JIHADISTS RAPED MY WIFE AND ATE MY PIGS, SODOMISED MY CHILDREN AND SHAT ON MY ROOF!
FRIENDS, FIRE YOUR LOW ORBIT ION CANONS AT THE JIHADISTS! FRIENDS!!! FRIENDSSS!!!!!!! DO THIS!!!!!!!!!! I AM MERELY A STUPID SHITTY INDIAN BUT TOGETHER WE ARE A TERRIFYING TEAM OF WHOOPING INDIANS!
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BingBong the Squealer2015-01-13 8:41
IT IS YOUR MISSION, LOWLY VIDEO GAME PLAYER, TO FIND THE GOLDEN AXE AND BRING JUSTICE TO THE JIHADS!!!!!!!
HERE, TAKE THIS, MY ONLY POSSESHH... *GETS SLAUGHTERED BY A JIHAD*
*ACTIVE VOICE TRANSITIONS TO NARRATOR*
Well, anonichan, it looks like it's up to you to take off your skirt, grow a pair of balls, follow BingBong's advice, and tackle the JIHADS. Or you could just sit down and continue watching hentai. Whatever floats your boat. Who really gives a fuck anyway?
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Narrator2015-01-13 8:47
Just for the record, I'm that retard who wrote that japanese video game in python that talks about hikkikowokowikimorridorrichan shit and has all that gansta shit in it. And mister whooping indian was just your average cricket-playing indian.
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Narrator2015-01-13 8:48
I don't really know who the JIHADS are but I think they came out of the bible or something. Doesn't bother me 'cause I don't read that shit.
JIHAD is effectively the crusades of the mudslimes (only sunni?) but a litttttttttttttttttttttttttttlleeeeee more brutal and still happens today. Nether crusades nor jihad had anything to do with bible, the Catholics are heretics anyway.
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Anonymous2015-01-13 21:09
>>58 You're full of shit. It has everything to do with the bible. When the battle was going on and people had to throw the messages composing the new testament from roof to roof, who do you think were throwing those messages? Damn straight, it was the Jihads!
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Anonymous2015-01-13 21:13
>>58 And just for the record, you can shove your guy fawkes mask up your ass. The mask I wear is Jesus's.
Now there's a sandwich and a half.
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Anonymous2015-01-14 0:14
What if anonymous wore jesus masks instead? Would they be backed by the moral majority then?
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Anonymous2015-01-14 2:26
>>60 So what you're saying is you impersonate Jesus? I'm pretty sure that would be considered heresy, Mr. Cult leader.
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Anonymous2015-01-14 2:28
>>61 If you're in the US just say that <opposition> supports gay marriage. There you have it, support from the moral majority.
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Anonymous2015-01-14 4:02
>>62,63 fat emo Scandinavian angry that Respectable Rational American Christians don't support his nigerian nuslim boyfriend fucking his tight pink scandinavian emoboy butthole
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Anonymous2015-01-15 7:34
haha, so how fucking funny was the 4chan bash on ##c today?
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Anonymous2015-01-15 8:11
>>65 I swear those cunts didn't even know about new /prog/, had to really be in the know to know that shit. zhivago himself seemed pretty oblivious. live and learn huh?
>>71 how fucking weird is it that people write books for things other than the bible how fucking weird is it that people use wheels for things other than the chariot how fucking weird is it that people use sticks for things other than hunting
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Anonymous2015-01-20 20:20
>>71 Someone would have to use these programs, no? Except if you are making a compiler or something.
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Anonymous2015-01-20 21:12
>>76 Not all programs are made to be used. Some are purely artworks, made to be contemplated and to satisfy the human desire for beauty.
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Anonymous2015-01-20 22:19
nikita writes broken crashy crap cudder's all talk and no action
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Anonymous2015-01-21 3:04
Not all dubs are made to be checked. Some are purely artworks, made to be contemplated and to satisfy the human desire for beauty.
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Anonymous2015-01-21 6:13
Not all posts are made to be kopiped. Some are purely artworks, made to be contemplated and to satisfy the human desire for beauty.