/prog/ - architypes thread

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-17 21:25

Make architypes of programmers ITT:

The elitist:
* Loves plan9 and constantly reminds people that plan9 has a better way of doing this
* Uses a minimal window manager, 80% of his programs are terminal based
* Spends all day on IRC telling people to google it and triggering the bot to feed them factoids like a prepared explanation of the XY problem
* hosts his own web site but it's just a <html>nothing here</html> or a single image with no links
* "clowns" people on twitter and links it in his personal IRC community

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-07 22:16

>>40
Found the CS 101 undergrad. Most code and answers on SO are terrible.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-07 22:47

>>41
That's cute dear. Now leave the programming to the big boys.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-08 1:53

>>41

Most code and answers on SO are terrible

So don't use those bits?

Name: suigin 2016-10-08 6:44

>>5

* Uses Windows 10

That's a deal breaker for me.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-08 17:50

>>1
2/5 true for me.

>>5
2/9

>>7
6/7

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-09 1:17

Check em

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-09 3:21

>>46
InvalidDubsException

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-09 5:47

The attention whore:
* Posts own results of checklists/tests/etc.
* "That's me"
* "I know a guy like this"
* Tries to convince self of own heterosexuality by acting hostile towards homosexuals
* Has no favorite language, but has strongly negative opinions about multiple "meme languages"
* "Because it's shit"

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-09 10:13

(JACKSON FIVE + 2)² GET

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-09 12:44

The Enterprise Architect
* Adds frameworks even if only a single function used
* Rewrites code to refactor it into his favorite design pattern(changes each week)
* Abuses meta-programming, encapsulation and black-box interfaces
* Doesn't mind future-proof, future-scaling code that is going to last months at best
Typical project:
https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-09 13:27

>>50
Typical project:
infinity-next

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-09 14:49

>>51
Epic irony, image/b/oard/b/ro XD

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-09 19:22

>>52
huh?

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-09 19:23

>>53
It means you should go back to 4reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-09 20:01

>>54
>check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-09 23:56

>>54
shouldn't >>52 go back? he's the one being reddit tier

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-10 0:40

>>56
Is this your first week here?

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-10 4:05

>>57
no

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-10 21:45

Check em

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59 Name: Anonymous 2016-10-10 21:45