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Name: Anonymous 2016-08-17 21:25

Make architypes of programmers ITT:

The elitist:
* Loves plan9 and constantly reminds people that plan9 has a better way of doing this
* Uses a minimal window manager, 80% of his programs are terminal based
* Spends all day on IRC telling people to google it and triggering the bot to feed them factoids like a prepared explanation of the XY problem
* hosts his own web site but it's just a <html>nothing here</html> or a single image with no links
* "clowns" people on twitter and links it in his personal IRC community

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-18 0:33

The hacker:
* Fluent in every major programming language, including some historical ones
* Graduate education in computer science
* Has read SICP
* Could make better malware than malware skiddies but has a moral backbone
* Plays Touhou
* Uses Windows 10
* Derived linear algebra at the age of 14
* Doesn't participate in IRC or open source because other programmers' code is unbearable
* Has a steady job

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