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Name: Anonymous 2016-08-17 21:25

Make architypes of programmers ITT:

The elitist:
* Loves plan9 and constantly reminds people that plan9 has a better way of doing this
* Uses a minimal window manager, 80% of his programs are terminal based
* Spends all day on IRC telling people to google it and triggering the bot to feed them factoids like a prepared explanation of the XY problem
* hosts his own web site but it's just a <html>nothing here</html> or a single image with no links
* "clowns" people on twitter and links it in his personal IRC community

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-09 12:44

The Enterprise Architect
* Adds frameworks even if only a single function used
* Rewrites code to refactor it into his favorite design pattern(changes each week)
* Abuses meta-programming, encapsulation and black-box interfaces
* Doesn't mind future-proof, future-scaling code that is going to last months at best
Typical project:
https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition

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