Life Engineering

You're a good problem solver right? If you have a problem, solve it. Apply your mind to your life.

problem: every day is painful
solution: kill myself

http://ai.neocities.org/GIX.html

>>3
Satire is the lowest form of comedy. Any idiot can make ironic comparisons, extended metaphors, and humorous allegories.

>>2
Well, that's one ``solution'' I guess...but if you still have your health I recommend you don't.

I've been approaching everything in my life analytically lately. Question your values. Why do you have them? Do you want them after all or were they just engrained by social conditioning? Question your relationships. Who is worth your limited time? When you approach people analytically, insincerity is incredibly obvious. You can read them like open books. You have a mind and eyes. Use them to see the world.

http://lifehacker.com

The Jews have emasculated me through plastics and xenoestrogens too much already

>>5
Enjoy your impending psychosis.

Also, this thread belongs in /lounge/.

>>6
Terrible!

>>8
You shouldn't use psychosis as an insult. It's not fun and you cloud the issue when you perpetuate stigmas like that.

This thread belongs here because it is intended for dysfunctional programmers, not loungers. It's a specific audience.

>>9
It's not an insult to point out that claims of manipulation by powerful social forces or consistently perceiving others' behavior as transparently insincere or malicious is a hallmark of paranoia. I think you should ask yourself why >>8 would make this association before concluding that the sole intent is to give offense.

>>10
Wow you must have a super deluxe PhDhD in psychology if you can diagnose paranoia through a single text post. Congrats. You didn't even have any exposure to the people I was referring to. Or how many of them they were. You must be gifted. And...oh wait. Analytical thinking engage. It looks like I'm flinging shit with text with someone over the internet again. What is it about this time? They attacked my virtual image by passing judgement on me? Well by lemma 4.3.1 in life, judgement is irrelevant to me and I will spend no time on it or responding to it. Ok. This conversation is dropped. Have a nice day.

See what I mean? This is awesome!

>>11
You reek of 16yo redditard.

>>5
Do people with autism rationalize their condition? The answer may surprise you!

>>13
Do people who rationalize their lives get perceived as autistic? The answer may surprise you!

>>13
I don't think you know what autism is.

>>15
I'm pretty sure I can recognize "impaired social interaction" (sic wikipedia) when I see it.

>>12
Lemma 4.3.1:

I am capable of judging myself and holding myself accountable for my actions and being.
Some people that pass judgement on me may be doing it in my best interest. These people may be incorrect or correct in their judgements.
Others will judge while having no stake holding in my best interest.
Those that actually care about me will have the chance to communicate with me and convince me of their judgements.
If they convince me, I will agree with them, otherwise I will disagree.
If I disagree with them, I will not change due to their judgement.
In either case, I can trust myself to judge myself. If I agree with them, I just change my own judgement of myself.

If someone does not have my interest at heart, I can choose to disregard them, or listen to what they say, which I can then agree with or disagree with.

In all cases, only my judgement of myself is relevant. Those worthy of my consideration may attempt to convince me to change my judgement of myself. If others carry judgement of me that conflicts with my well founded judgement of myself, I do not need to bother with it. By ``worthy of consideration'' I don't mean that I'm too important, just that they aren't spam.

>>17
Why don't you post this on r/atheism or Less Wrong, faggot?

>>18
Because I'm not an atheist and I've never heard of Less Wrong.

Less Wrong is some kike telling mentifex-level stories about AI and singularity and a circle-jerk community, trying to make a Jesus out of him.

typical post there
http://lesswrong.com/user/Mentifex/comments/

>>20

[rest of comment deleted, for more epic gibberish see Mentifex's home site]

Even the whackos from LessWrong think Mentifex is bad in the head.

For the real-world AI you have to visit Nvidia.com

Also,
https://youtu.be/kSgz4knanJk?t=2994

http://lesswrong.com

That is so not what I'm advocating right now. All I'm reading there is ``you think wrong, think like science says is right! (read: what I say is right)''

>>23
That's exactly what you're doing, though. Pushing your teenager-like mentality on us. Should I also pick up buddhism and veganism while I'm at it, retard?

Nobody cares. Go post this shit on Reddit where tons of pseudointellectual retards like you will enjoy your shitposting.

sudo intellectual

>>24
I don't consider this teenager-like. Stop associating me with them! Oh yeah, I forgot I have no reason to convince you of anything. I was just sharing something I found helpful recently. You can read or disregard it. By replying in this thread, you aren't doing a good job of disregarding it. Instead you are engaging me. See what I'm talking about?

>>23
I like you. o/

>>27
I like you too anon-kun.

read the bible
accept Christ as your lord and saviour
then shotgun to head

When are the kikes going to say sorry for killing the Christ? They straight up shamelessly murdered the Son of God.

When are whites going to say sorry for killing niggers? They straight up shamelessly murdered 70 million niggers.

When are the Japanese going to say sorry for the rape of Nanjing? They straight up shamelessly raped 700 million chinks.

When will the candle light me to bed? When will the chopper chop off my head?

When will smoochie-sama going to say sorry for killing SAOVQ? He straight up shamelessly murdered VIP Quality.

Well, >>1-chan, I liked your thread at least. Be happy and proud for yourself, because there are many things you do well.

>>1
just be yourzelf

>>34
smoochie-sama has abandoned us!

Thank you >>35-kun. It made me feel good to read that, though I have to say once you take pride in your humanity alone it's no longer necessary to take pride in other qualities like skills, function, and ability.

I'm still kind of pissed for being lumped in the same category as atheists and lesswrong cultists. Fuck you theist-sama.

though I have to say once you take pride in your humanity alone it's no longer necessary to take pride in other qualities like skills, function, and ability.

Actually scratch that, I need to think about that one more.

Yeah, forget I said that. It's bullshit. If I lost my ability to do things I would loose pieces of myself until nothing remained. I will take pride in everything that I have while I have it.

>>1,35,38,42
same person

>>41
You are 75% correct.

I'm a problem maker.

I'm a dubs getter.

I'm a dubs checker.

>>44
Nice dubs!

>>45
Thanks!