My Internet of Things product

I'm now accepting preorders on my new product, the Talking Toilet. It's a small device that you install in your toilet, and it connects to the internet. When you go to take a shit, it says ``Open Wide!'', and when you are done it says, ``Please sir, may I have some more.'' It will also send analyses of your shits to your iPhone or Android device, and will alert you if unauthorized shits are taken. You can also disable the toilet remotely from your phone. It requires an open wireless access point or a two year data contract with your cellular provider.

Please contact sales at snv985 at gmail dot com to place your order.

So stupid that it might actually sell.

Sounds great.
I have one concern though.
This kill switch, what's stopping the NSA from disabling my toilet from orbit if they think I committed a crime?
I don't want to live in some kind of police state dystopia where I'm defenceless against the police disabling my toilet at a whim.

Sorry >>1-chan, TV stole it. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2015/03/03/better-call-saul-recap-tony-the-toilet-buddy/

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Tony the Toilet Buddy

Thanks for promoting the idea that everything needs to be "internet-enabled" as some sort of premium-class product
https://www.reddit.com/r/theinternetofshit/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ

>>8
I guess in the next decade we would have to protect ourself from NSA Fecal Surveillance(tm)

This is from the TV show 'better call saul'

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