Name: Anonymous 2015-02-20 21:28
I'm now accepting preorders on my new product, the Talking Toilet. It's a small device that you install in your toilet, and it connects to the internet. When you go to take a shit, it says ``Open Wide!'', and when you are done it says, ``Please sir, may I have some more.'' It will also send analyses of your shits to your iPhone or Android device, and will alert you if unauthorized shits are taken. You can also disable the toilet remotely from your phone. It requires an open wireless access point or a two year data contract with your cellular provider.
Please contact sales at snv985 at gmail dot com to place your order.
Please contact sales at snv985 at gmail dot com to place your order.