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Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 8:05

Good $(date), /prog/! I'm the Symta guy (Nikita). If you still remember me, you will recall that I've found a programming job, so I've less time for text boards. Yet I promise to finish the Symta and join or start some Lisp OS project.

I also met a beautiful girl. She is a rare girl programmer, graduated from polytechnical university. She is cute, smart and wears glasses (http://minus.com/lwlti63gm5hO4). You wont find another girl like her in Russia, especially Serpukhov.

They only thing I fear is that she Jewish, because she is too smart for a Russian girl and cites Faina Ranevsky. I will kill myself if she is. Help me prog!

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 8:08

No Leah Culver jokes, please.

Name: Sandra Maria Batiste 2013-10-13 8:25

By heuristics alone, everyone knows you are not nikita >>1. Plus he is too busy after he got a job at vk.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 8:58

>>3

You are just jealous.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 11:17

*Gets all confused*
oh other board lol

Name: Rabbi Goldstein 2013-10-13 13:23

I see you're enjoy the company of the agent we sent you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 22:13

You are not Nikita. If you are, you can post this thread in your vk site as proof.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-14 0:03

>>7
His vk site was deleted, or maybe he changed his handle.

>>1
Congratulations, Nikita. I'm glad you were able to overcome the Jewish lobbying and finally get a job. Couldn't care less about your new (girl?)friend, but if that makes you happy, then I'm fine with that.

The old /prog/ was spammed by Jews, please refrain from posting there.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-14 0:55

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 17:31

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 17:46

Nikita the self-hating kike!

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 18:57

>>10
W-what's he saying?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 19:18

>>12
I confess all to the thieves do not
dignity and cats, too
but there is a phone with less good
camera so any questions about
no need to thaw the fleet as
it would have been closed
I ask the people of the process is already under way
my cultural background
valuable monuments of the city
Liman years and park
not all in the eye color

That was google quality!

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 20:54

398 views
come the fuck on guys

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 23:24

NIKITA

WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 23:40

>>15
IT'S OVER 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Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 0:03

>>15
oh fuck I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 0:14

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 0:30

>>17
i didn't, what's so funny

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 0:42

>>19
Memes, dude.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 0:44

>>20
woah dude like bro woah DUDE WOAH

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 0:44

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 2:06

>>22
Now I feel bad. What a bunch of annoying idiots.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 2:21

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 3:48

>>24
Vegans. Figures.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 19:19

>>25
Yeah keep stuffing down your french fries and red meat you fat ugly nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 21:46

>>26
French fries are vegan.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-17 9:03

Why don't vegetarians do group buys for meat substitutes? Fucking soy burgers/sausages are more expensive than the real thing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-17 14:09

>>28
Those are the stupid vegans. The smart ones buy in bulk online (and resell some in the community): amaranth, buckwheat, hempseed, salvia hispanica (chia), soybeans (or isolate), and quinoa. And prepare their mix of complete proteins every week.

However, I add eggs and spirulina to the mix, just in case, since I am not vegan.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-17 17:11

>>29
And prepare their mix of complete proteins every week.
And what about the lazy of us? This is about convenience too, you know. If I have a busy two-three weeks during which I barely get any fucking sleep, mixing and preparing protein amalgamates is not on my shortlist of things I want to do when I get a few minutes of spare time. Why can I buy a can of manwich but not a can of all the stuff you mentioned?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-17 18:22

>>30
It only takes 10-20 minutes of your time to wash and prepare them each night. If you need to cook, just bake them while you fiddle in the computer. Baking only requires 5 minutes of your time, and a timer.

But if you want ready to go foods, there's too many you can buy from:
http://www.foodforlife.com/about_us/ezekiel-49
http://www.nuts.com/search?q=protein+mix
http://www.sunwarrior.com/product-info/
http://myvega.com/products/
http://www.sunfood.com/left-nav/protein.html

There's never been a time more resourceful than this era, whre you actually have options. Just saying.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-22 6:18

Oh... and I've quit my job at skichel.ru, because:
1. Boss ordered me to translate all code comments into Russian, even including FIXME and TODO comments.
2. They haven't paid me well enough for my superior expertise in Qt/C++ with functional programming and ability to quickly produce robust results, trying several design prototypes and picking the most suitable.
3. They were defense contractors for Russian government, while I'm a pro-NATO kind of guy. Of course I'm anti-Semite, but in the vein of Henry Ford and American liberals, who think that Jews are too conservative and hold excessive monopoly. While Russian patriots hate Jews mostly because they crucified Jesus and for their intelligence. I'm no patriot and beg NATO to call Putin for his crimes, like Slobodan Milosevic. Although, I hope Putin won't die from the old age, during the reading of long indictment of all his crimes against humanity.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-22 8:42

>>32
haven't paid me well enough
Enough reason to leave. The rest is stupid.
It's all the same anyways:
ier.hit-u.ac.jp/Common/publication/DP/DPb36.pdf
wilsoncenter.org/publication/the-role-state-corporations-the-russian-economy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banking_in_Russia#1998_financial_crisis
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sberbank#Dissolution_of_the_USSR
imf.org/external/country/RUS/

But at the least people are waking up, and fighting:
youtube.com/watch?v=OUv9RATYLtU
rt.com/business/man-outsmarts-banks-wins-court-221/

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-22 9:58

>>32
While Russian patriots hate Jews mostly because they crucified Jesus and for their intelligence. I'm no patriot and beg NATO to call Putin for his crimes, like Slobodan Milosevic. Although, I hope Putin won't die from the old age, during the reading of long indictment of all his crimes against humanity.
I can't believe this is Nikita. Maybe someday he'll realize his enemies aren't jews but the entire ruling class.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-23 6:43

>>34
I can't believe this is Nikita. Maybe someday he'll realize his enemies aren't jews but the entire ruling class.
The problem is that while it were the Jews, who promoted and sold vodka to the peasantry, it was the Czar who allowed this and profited the most. While it was Lazar Kaganovich, who orchestrated Holodomor, it was Stalin who ordered.

Basically, Jews need a dictator and a monopoly to perpetrate evil.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-23 6:45

>>35

Similarly, during 90ies perestroika, while Jewish oligarchs, like Beresovsky, profited greatly from government corruption, it were government officials and former commies directly responsible for the crimes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-23 11:00

>>35-36
Dictators (and more generally, nasty governments) need no help from jews to perpetrate evil. Look at various Asian countries, you can't expect me to believe jews were involved there too. Just because a minority of jews (*their* ruling class) have been historically fucking things up in Europe and Russia doesn't mean that the majority of jews are in it or aren't also being manipulated into doing evil things for their ruling class, or that non-jews can't do really evil things without jews being involved.

You took a magnifying glass and looked at the jewish microcosm and were disgusted. It's time to zoom out and realize that the pattern repeats like a fractal and the whole world is equally disgusting. Removing jews from the world would literally make no difference; the voids created in the ruling class would quickly be filled (after a short and invisible battle for them) by other people with the same mentality, and as usual the voids in the lower classes would no make difference anyway (since most of the jews in there are just as manipulated as non-jews, maybe even more). Think about it this way: if your body's immune system doesn't work, you quickly get sick with (malignant) parasites; if you take lots of medicine to get rid of the parasites, you might eventually succeed (at the cost of secondary effects) but another parasite (a stronger and more resistant one!) will quickly take the place of the old one. Today's human societies have almost no resistance against malignant parasites taking over, and the fact that they have can be seen in (almost?) all countries of the world. So I ask you, Nikita, should you be fighting one specific parasite that shows up in the medical analysis, or rather be fixing society's immune system?

Is someone relaying the messages to old /prog/ or is Nikita actually coming here?

Should we move this to /lounge/?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-23 12:02

>>37
Someone is copypasting his posts from old /prog/. He never came here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-23 15:07

>>37
So I ask you, Nikita, should you be fighting one specific parasite that shows up in the medical analysis, or rather be fixing society's immune system?
That was really insightful. I would like to call it a Nikita crusher, but sadly he will keep blaming the Jews for everything.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-29 19:13

>>37
the voids created in the ruling class would quickly be filled (after a short and invisible battle for them) by other people with the same mentality, and as usual the voids in the lower classes would no make difference anyway (since most of the jews in there are just as manipulated as non-jews, maybe even more).
Today's human societies have almost no resistance against malignant parasites taking over, and the fact that they have can be seen in (almost?) all countries of the world
My thoughts exactly. The question is: could this problem be fixed in a way that does not require daily scrutiny from every member of society?
>>33
wilsoncenter.org/publication/the-role-state-corporations-the-russian-economy
imf.org/external/country/RUS/
Wow. These are some zero-bullshit readings. Quite surprising.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-29 21:03

>>40
Forget it, it's NP-complete.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-29 21:55

>>41
What is NP-complete? You stupid pseudo-intellectual, we aren't talking about computational complexity here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-29 22:42

>>42
He's referring to:
The question is: could this problem be fixed in a way that does not require daily scrutiny from every member of society?
Or
Can a system comprised of individual logical entities regulate itself as a whole and assure fairness without requiring constant input from each of its members?

Reminds me of the network congestion problem. Does anyone have a link to that AI thing that generates TCP flow control algorithms based on constraints?

Name: >>43 2013-10-29 22:44

I found it: http://web.mit.edu/remy/

Reminded me of this.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-29 23:00

>>43
muh pseudo-intellectual non-existent or applicable in reality game theory lesswrong.com libertarian bullshit

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-29 23:14

>>41-43
stop being quasiscientific; that problem is unformalizable

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 0:17

>>45
Don't you ever get tired of being a retard? Banned.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 12:08

>>44
Remy
What will they call the new version? Flan?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 13:08

>>48
Reimu

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-31 1:24

>>48
Flan
Maybe. FLAN, Fast LAN.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-31 7:50

>>50
And, for use on networks where node reliability is low, Fast LAN with Dynamic Re-Evaluation. It's so fast, it's gonna fly.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-07 20:14

>>51
It's 1am, we gotta get on the LAN right the fuck now.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-07 20:17

>>52
Err that was meant to be 2am. Fucking tenkeyless keyboards.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-08 1:11

I am a girl!

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-08 20:57

>>54
TITS OR GTGO!

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-18 17:23

Hi, /prog/! It is me gain. Despite leaving Serpukhov, I've finally found my girl, which accepts me as I am. She is smart, cute and makes a good company. Here is her photo http://minus.com/i/TK3eFcBCj7px I don't know her stance on Jews, but she is somewhat patriotic.

Regarding the job, I now work as C#/.NET programmer, but they give me retarded SQL assignments, writing queries like http://pastebin.com/kGGaY5L7

One boss says that everything should be done with stored procedures and C# usage minimized, while other boss says we should use ORM. And I'm totally confused what to do and my queries are slow, no matter what approach I use: TSQL recursion or while - everything in SQL is so sloooooow!

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-18 17:34

>>56

Also, I doubt she is Jewish, but she retells Jewish jokes.

Name: ArchiveBot 2013-12-18 18:35

http://pastebin.com/kGGaY5L7


-- ungroup for SQL Server 2005
DECLARE @Table TABLE(id VARCHAR(20), quantity INT)
INSERT INTO @Table SELECT 'foo', 3
INSERT INTO @Table SELECT 'bar', 2

;WITH vals AS (
SELECT *
FROM (SELECT id, quantity FROM @Table) p
UNPIVOT (Cnt FOR Action IN (quantity)) unpvt
WHERE Cnt > 0
)
, Recurs AS (
SELECT id,
Action,
Cnt - 1 Cnt
FROM vals
UNION ALL
SELECT id,
Action,
Cnt - 1 Cnt
FROM Recurs
WHERE Cnt > 0

)
SELECT id,
(SELECT quantity FROM @Table t WHERE Recurs.id = t.id)
TotalQuantity --change this
FROM Recurs
ORDER BY id, action

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-18 19:48

>>56
she's fat.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-18 19:52

>>59
he's bald.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-18 21:17

>>60
you're an india-nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-18 21:51

>>56
I'm glad for you, Nikita.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-19 15:32

>>59

chubbiness only makes her cutier.

>>62

thank you, bro!

>>58

The final query is much uglier, with a cursor, while loop and a ton of DB indices to speed up "order by".

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-19 15:56

>>63
She's fat and ugly. You have no standards at all.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-19 16:24

>>64

Being a programmer, I'm fat myself (all programmers are obese). So what?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-19 19:00

nikita finally lost his virginity (to a land whale). or did he?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-19 19:57

>>65
Are you also ugly? I know I'm both.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-20 0:24

>>65
you being fat doesn't mean you have to settle for landwhales

i'd rather be single

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-20 17:32

Who cares? She is cute and I love her.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-20 22:35

>>69

prove you are nikita and she is your girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-21 4:32

>>70

https://github.com/saniv/text/blob/master/MISC

it is base64 and "saniv" is my github acc.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-21 8:52

>>71

but that doesn't prove she is your GF. you need a picture of you together or something.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-21 10:31

>>72

Yeah! Just after you take photo of your GFs tits with sup.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-21 10:34

>>72

Oh, I forgot! Your anorexic GF doesn't have tits, just a flat chest with prominent ribs!

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-21 12:42

>>71
Le my face quand le nikita's github

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-21 13:05

>>72
Both of them in one picture would take up too much space.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-21 14:54

>>74
jouyou jouyou tsurupetta jouyou
jouyou jouyou tsurupetta jouyou
suika suika tsurupetta suika
suika suika tsurupetta suika

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-21 14:56

>>76
ICE BURN

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-22 0:01

>>73

^_^ she's not your GF is she? she's just a random whore whose picture you found on the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-22 0:07

>>79

actually kiketa is known for his honesty so maybe she is.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-22 1:21

their relationship will probably last about as long as nikita's first employment : about a week.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-22 6:02

>>81
It is already longer and I will never leave her. Although she may leave me, because I don't have higher education and my salary is less than her, while her dad has a very high respect of engineering education.

>>79
What?!! She is an educated family girl and not a whore.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-22 6:59

Make a video on youtube about it.
What is that channel even for anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-22 7:36

>>83

I've horrible English pronunciation, so you will hardly understand me. Besides, YT is Terry Davis' patrimony.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-22 18:10

>>84

have you fucked the landwh... lady yet?
you gotta find yourself a hotter one dude.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-22 18:49

>>85
Maybe he's into fatties, have you considered that?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-23 10:40

>>86
Consider this.

*unzips pants*

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-23 20:34

>>87
Trying to fit in.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-23 22:27

>>88

it would help if your anus was a little bigger.

Name: VIPPER 2013-12-27 4:01

I am a girl programmer ^__^

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-11 10:26

What is happened to the Russian Winter? There is no snow in Moscow, the grass is green and we were kissing under the rain.

At least America turned into a big snowball!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFfY4JzRuS4

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-11 14:18

>>91
The American Jews stole your snow.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-11 14:44

>>92

Actually, that makes perfect sense! Jews live in Israel and there is a snow in Jerusalem too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ym_5EGKlfw

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-12 21:00

>>93
Twitter photos on a YouTube video? What kind of retard makes this?

Anyway, Nikita, I wish to discuss your SQL Lisp thing here. Care to make a thread?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-13 14:42

>>94

There is little to discuss, besides the fact that T-SQL is slow, even WITH(NOLOCK). Although something like compiling Lisp directly to SQL would be fast: consider translating (map (+ xs.x 1) xs) into (select xs.name+1 from xs). Still supporting lambdas in T-SQL would require a lot of hacking.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-13 18:57

>>95

have you lost your virginity to the landwhale yet?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-14 17:50

>>96

You're saying this like losing virginity to cute plump girl is something bad.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-14 21:06

>>97

i'll take that as a no.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-14 21:12

>>97
It's not a bad thing, Nikita. Please carry on with your life and give us more interesting things to discuss.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-15 17:35

[b]* NEW DRAMA HAPPENING RIGHT NOW *[b]
What about the bnoordhuis story? -hartator

What about 9/11? -IsaacSchlueter

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7064470

JOIN!!!

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-15 20:38

>>100
Can you summarize this for those of us with extensive /etc/hosts files?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-15 20:41

>>100
How could npm even monetize?

Name: 6 2014-01-15 21:02

>>101
Bunch of hipsters talking about some hipsters plan to commercialize noodles dot jizz.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-15 23:19

>>103
Thanks. I feel as if I've really read the linked thread, except without the normal accompanying waves of nausea.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 15:18

Hello, /prog/!

My GF has finally dropped me, because I had no money to pay for her. I'm not a rich Jewish boy, you know, just a programmer without a single dogecoin.

Anyway, I realized the love for Lisp much stronger than for any GF, because programming is an inexpensive hobby and gives back a lot fun. Lisp would never betray you.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 15:28

>>100

Ironically enough, C# programmers at my workplace despise JS, yet have to work with it to present any HTML at all and make MongoDB running with its serverside JavaScript.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 17:40

>>105
Nikita, you knew it would happen, yet you did it. Please ignore your urges and instead focus on what really matters: Lisp.

If you ever feel like satisfying your urges, buy an onahole.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 19:12

>>107
you knew it would happen, yet you did it.
I had to test my assumptions with multiple girls. Call it unit testing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_control#Controlled_experiments)

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 19:15

>>107
Yes lisp is all that matters.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 19:27

Name: ReisenFS 2014-01-17 19:33

ReisenFS

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 19:33

>>108
"Unit" testing. Huhuh huhuh.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 19:34

>>108
Fine.

You'd better not use the same excuse for the next horny hookups.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 20:04

>>105
Lisp is all that matters. Lisp is the closest a programmer can get to God.

All girls will cost you, but that is part of your duties as a man. Find an old fashioned girl where the only thing she will cost you is a place for her to stay and decorate, and a yard for her to toil in (and I suppose some time). I have one of these. She makes me meals and helps me `relax' under the table while I write programs sometimes. She's also very warm so in the winter I need less blankets. I do not mind that I have to spend slightly more money on food and the occasional peice of furniture. I am grateful that she sees no value in jewelry or eating at expensive places or social events (she is very shy like me). She also brings home some money (but not very much at all).

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 20:21

On a related note, while I was at university, there was this fairly decent looking girl that seemed to be an average programmer. However she seemed to be dating this fat hipster, who was a terrible programmer.

There was also this drop dead gorgeous girl in some of my mathematics classes. She had all those parts that appeal to my animal senses. Large hips, breasts that could hold at least 4L of milk, but she looked like she'd be nothing but trouble.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 20:47

>>115
Large WHR is correlated with fertility, do you want a screaming midget in your life (which also means less time for Lisp)?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 20:53

>>114.115
I don't wish to be unkind, but I hope I don't end up like this. Do you really feel this way about significant other, and if so, why are you still in this relationship?
>>116
You mean no little ones to teach lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 21:08

>>117
I'm happy with my significant other and she is very happy with me. I don't understand your reaction.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 21:36

You guys are just jealous that nikita has a lover and that you don't and never will.

Here's my future lover www.today.com/style/kate-moss-sister-16-stuns-first-modeling-spread-2D11947780

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 22:35

>>118
Not him, but unless you get something constructive from her (life skills, math knowledge or money), the disadvantages of living with an emotionally unstable being heavily outweigh the advantages, though you're most likely in the middle a ``hormone rush'' that will distort your reasoning and make you think you're actually in a favorable situation. Worry not, those feelings usually go away after you catch your girl squeezing the toothpaste tube from the top.

>>119
I'm not an EXPERT LOVER but I've been in a few relationships and I don't see the goddamn appeal of it. Their idea of fun is not always the same as your idea of fun, you have to be more careful not to be your usual autistic self, sometimes you have to provide emotional support (most /pragues/ can't possibly be good at this), less money and time for yourself, etc. Being with another person for more than 2 hours felt like a burden. Even if the hugs, kisses and lewd groping are very satisfying for my animal self, it's an empty feeling and afterwards I'd feel like shit for wasting so much time instead of reading a book, working on my personal projects or playing a game I want to get better at. And those are things that don't leave the same empty feeling.

The only difference between a true friend and a girlfriend is that the latter will give you sex. You don't need a girlfriend even if you want company. You don't need one either if you want sex, there are plenty of hookers or sluts willing to spread their legs if you're into the ``ebin reddit rave /b/rah XD'' thing.

Before someone shouts ``ur not looking hard enough /b/rah XD'', I don't feel like wasting my time on such pointless pursuit of permanent company. I'm single, almost 40 and satisfied with my current life.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 22:46

>>120
Yeah there are disadvantages, and yes those times when she's hornier than you are are annoying as heck, but the advantages are a neuro-atypical homemaker, mealfixer, cleaner and gardener. Besides, I want a child to teach Lisp like Mozart's father taught his child music.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 22:57

>>121
Besides, I want a child to teach Lisp like Mozart's father taught his child music.
Then adopt.

and yes those times when she's hornier than you are are annoying as heck,
Selfish bastard.

but the advantages are a neuro-atypical homemaker, mealfixer, cleaner and gardener.
And why would she want a lazy slob for a partner?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:12

>>120
you're a huge faggot

hurr hormones animal self
back to reddit you nutty manchild pseudo-intellectual

>>121
fuckin third worlder

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:18

ALMOST 40 AND THIS IS IS YOUR LIFE

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OY I WONDER WHAT YOUR PARENTS THINK HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHhahahahahahahHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH

SORRY, RELATIONSHIPS WITH YOUR MAKE-BELIEVE ``PARTNERS' DON'T COUNT

squeezing the toothpaste tube from the top.

AND YOU SAY YOU'RE THE EMOTIONALLY STABLE ONE AHAHA YOU FUCKIN AUTIST

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:21

>>123
And our antifavourite white theist male shitlord is back. Let's give him a round of punches in the face.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:23

>>125
punches TO the face* you fucking retard

god tells me to kick your nigger ass

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:24

>>122
*rolls eyes* I'm not a lazy slob, I've lived on my own and my apartment was in an O.K state. Now my responsibility is bread winning. We divide our home in a traditional way because it works out fine. She wants it that way and so do I. I have more time to spend programming, and she has more time for the things she cares about (like gardening and painting).

Traditional arangements might not work for you but they work fine for me.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:26

Admin pretty please ban the retard again.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:26

>>127
What? They pay you in bread? Welcome to the nigger africa of europe.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:27

>>128
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :'(

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:30

>>129
It's a common phrase meaning ``money''. They pay me in money.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:31

>>131
Oh I see, you're a nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:31

>>124
AND YOU SAY YOU'RE THE EMOTIONALLY STABLE ONE AHAHA YOU FUCKIN AUTIST
I'd leave any girl in a heartbeat if I saw them doing something so idiotic.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:32

>>132
I'm slavic

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:37

>>133
what a nutty nigger

>>134
slavs are niggers

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:42

>>135
No they're not. Slavs are not niggers. Nigger means African. If you want to have your own definition of ``nigger'' that's O.K. but you will find it hard to communicate with others about niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:47

>>124
AHAHA YOU FUCKIN AUTIST
DID YOU GET LOST ON YOUR WAY TO REDDIT, SIR.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:48

>>122
Further more if I adopted, the child would not have my WIZARD genes. What's the point of giving a child an education if there (might be) nothing to educe?

And there's nothing selfish about not being horny when your partner is all the time. It's not always possible to have your horniness line up with theirs. It's ok. You learn to give and take.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:51

>>124
Let me guess, you think taking the decision of not talking to retards implies emotional instability.

I wouldn't yell like a retard if I saw the toothpaste thing because I'd simply choose not to let that and other stupid shit happen. Now take your WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO back to reddit.com/niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:52

Who let the retard loose again? He's bitching about pseudoatheist intellectual jobnuts or something like that.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:57

>>137
SIR? YOU GO BACK TO REDDIT YOU FAGGOT

>>138
YOU MEAN YOUR INSANITY AND NIGGER GENES?
LIKE WATCHING A COW AND PIG FUCK EACH OTHER ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

>>139
NOBODY CARES YOU NUTTY FAGGOT

>>140
WHO LET YOU OUT? I DID HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA NOW YOU'RE ALL REALLY FUCKED

FUCKIN NUTTY LOSERS CANT EVEN PROGRAM FOR SHIT
I CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN LISP

HOW? WHY? BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I FIRST THOUGHT ABOUT LISP
WHILE YOU TEACH YOUR NIGGER CHILD LISP I'LL BECOMING UP WITH A NEW SUPERIOR PARADIGM AND LANGUAGE BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:59

>>141
You don't understand Lisp. The only thing that could possibly be better than Lisp itself is Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:59

I INVENT, NOT REINVENT
BUT REINVENTION IS NECESSARY SINCE NONE OF YOU CAN GET ANYTHING RIGHT THE FIRST OR THE 666TH TIME
IT'S NOT HARD TO MAKE COMPUTING PERFECT BUT I GUESS IT TAKES A NON-RETARD (ME) TO DO IT

NO NIGGERS (SLAVS, NUTTY REDDIT VIRGINS, AND OTHERWISE) ALLOWED IN THIS NEW PARADIGM

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:00

5 star thread.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:00

>>141
Furthermore, you got posters mixed up e.g. >>140 is not >>138.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:01

This is what happens when people post about progrider on 4-chan.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:01

>>142
HURR I'M A PSEEDO-ITENCITUAL RETARD NUTTY REDDIT ATHEIST FATCOW FUCKER OR VIRGIN WHO THINK'S HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND(S) BEFORE BUT IS ACTUALLY JUST HALLUNCEATING
GUESS WHAT
I DON'T EVEN US ETOOTHPASTE
I BET THAT REALLY FREAKS YO UOUT YOU NTUTY FUCK
FUCK IT NOW YOU REALLY GOT ME GOIGN IM NOT EVNE GOING TO EVEN TRY TO SPELL THIS TIME YOU SEE US GENIUS ENGINEERS RAEN'T SEPLLRES BUT I AM BECAUSE IM SPECIAL AND DIFFERENT FROM TH EREST OF GENIUS ENGIENERS BUT IM TOO PISSED AND MY NUTS ARE FURIOUS AND SO I CANT EVEN SPEL LRGIHT NOW
FUCK IT

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:02

Highly amusing thread.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:02

>>146
It's not like this thread was anything substantial, anyway. It's amusing, it's like reading posts from LAC's retarded brother.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:06

WHO SAID I WAS A THEIST
NEITHER AN ATHIEST TOO
YOU SEE I SUMMON DEMONS (NOT EXCALTY CHRISTIAN DEMONS BUT I CALL 'EM DEMONS ANYWAYS) AND OTHERWORDLY SPIRITS
THEY AREN'T WORTH A SHIT TO TALK TO, YOU'RE BETTE ROFF COMMUNCATING WITH A NIGGER TEENAGER ABOUT HOOD LIFE THA N WITH SPIRITS OR DEMONS
THEY ARE JUST A BUNCH OF NUTTY CHILDISH PRANKSTERS
I BANISH THOSE FUCKERS WITH THE ARCHANGELS WHEN THEY TRY FUCKIN WITH ME
I'VE YET TO COMMUNICATE WITH A DEAD PRESIDENT BUT I'M TRYING

WHO SAID I WAS A MALE ANWAYS YOU SEE I'[M NOT SAYING I'M A FEMALE BUT I'M NOT SAYIMG IM A MALE EITHER YOU'LL NEVRE KNOW NAD I WONT SAY A THING
YOU CAN CALL ME "GENIUS"
WHAT I AM THOUGH IS A GENIUS
A FUCKING GENIUS
THAT'S WHAT MATTERS
BEING A GENIUS
ALSO AN ATHELETE

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:07

ALSO AS YOU CAN SEE I'M ALSO AN ARYAN
ARYAN MASTER RACE
I MEAN REALLY ARYAN
EITHER FUCKIN NUTTY IRANAIAN FAGGOTS OR FUCKING ANCIENT OVERSIZED GERMANS BBEING FUCKED BY HARDCORE ROMANS
ROMANS ARE THE REAL WHITE "LATINOS" NOT FUCKING BEANERS
KILL SPICS I FUCKIN HATE SPICS THEY RUIN TEXAS

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:07

>>149
*African American mentally challenged brother

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:09

>>150
>>151
You're really bothering and upsetting a lot of people here.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:10

WHO SAID I WAS A THEIST
NEITHER AN ATHIEST TOO
YOU SEE I SUMMON DEMONS (NOT EXCALTY CHRISTIAN DEMONS BUT I CALL 'EM DEMONS ANYWAYS) AND OTHERWORDLY SPIRITS
THEY AREN'T WORTH A SHIT TO TALK TO, YOU'RE BETTE ROFF COMMUNCATING WITH A NIGGER TEENAGER ABOUT HOOD LIFE THA N WITH SPIRITS OR DEMONS
THEY ARE JUST A BUNCH OF NUTTY CHILDISH PRANKSTERS
I BANISH THOSE FUCKERS WITH THE ARCHANGELS WHEN THEY TRY FUCKIN WITH ME
I'VE YET TO COMMUNICATE WITH A DEAD PRESIDENT BUT I'M TRYING

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:12

HOLY SHIT I KNEW MY COMPUTER WAS HAUNTED
TIMKE TO BANISH

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:22

Did he leave just like that?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 3:49

>>153
Optimize your quotes, please.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 4:24

sorry i got lost, is nikita planning on having 'little ones', or is it someone else?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 5:04

>>120

Girlfriend is not a subclass of a friend, because a true friend wont ask you to constantly pay for him.

The term "girlfriend" cannot be anything more than an euphemism for expensive whore. A marriage may cost you a lot more than a random slut everyday, especially in a shithole, like Russia, where government doesn't recognize marriage contracts and defaults giving everything to your ex-wife.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 5:13

Also, I love the CAPS-LOCK-AUTIST-TROLL-kun

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 5:53

>>159
YOU'RE A NUTTY FAGGOT AND I'LL RAPE YOUR TIGHT VIRGIN MALE ASS WHILE I HAVE MY WIFE/GF/PARTNER/LOVER/ WATCH

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 6:42

>>160
I despise his ignorant white theist male guts.

>>161
Kill yourself.

>>159
You too.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 6:53

>>161
Your wife/gf/partner/lover will DROP you like a @table, when she finds that (SELECT Money FROM Autist WHERE Money > 0) IS NULL

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 6:56

>>163
Girls only want guys with money (and no brains) for "marriages" and "relationships". But yo don't need to money to bang plenty of hot chicks. That's a FACT.

A "relationship" (or marriage) is just a situation where a woman expects you to NOT bang other chicks and PAY for everything. Stop looking for female approval and get a JOB. Then get a job that PAYS. And when you focus on YOURSELF instead of looking for women..... you're next biggest problem will be -->> GETTING RID OF THEM ALL.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 7:05

>>159
shithole, like Russia, where government doesn't recognize marriage contracts
Canada isn't much better either. In general, all countries with excessive cold or warm climate are undemocratic shitholes without freedom.

http://www.ottawadivorce.com/spousal-support-article-2.htm
However, what if Holly Homemaker had signed a marriage contract that stated she was not entitled to any spousal support? Would the courts enforce this contract, and deny her spousal support? No. A court would find such a marriage contract unconscionable, and would award compensatory spousal support to Holly. T

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 7:40

>>165
Aww poor white male, you're trying to abuse someone and the law's getting in your way.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 7:55

>>166
Exactly the opposite, pal. Abusing a woman would be paying her expenses and disrespecting woman's abilities to earn herself a wage - i.e. showing only that you're sexist. That is why I love America - yankees fight sexism and support equal rights, while backward countries, like Syria, Russia and Nigeria, batching in discrimination.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 8:15

>>167

woman earns wage leasing her vagina

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 8:16

>>167
Some women simply don't want a job and want a strong man to provide for them. Some men don't want women with jobs. This works out well.

There are other women who want to have jobs, and want a man to provide for. Some women don't went men with jobs. This works out well.

Then you have the last case where both the man and the woman have jobs, and share other roles too.

My situation fits into the first category, and I don't live in a backwards country, and I'm not sexist.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 8:34

>>169
I don't live in a backwards country[br]being a Slav and supporting a housewife soccer mom
/0

sorry, but in civilized countries civilized people monetarily support nobody, but themselves. Marriage should be limited to kisses and sex, unless explicitly state in contract.

There are other women who want to have jobs, and want a man to provide for. Some women don't went men with jobs. This works out well.[br]Then you have the last case where both the man and the woman have jobs, and share other roles too.
Never seen a woman who would refuse when you pay for her, while most, like my ex-GFs, explicitly demand paying their bills, dropping you in case you refuse. Less impudent girls would still implicitly expect you paying their bills, taking latent displeasure when you offer them to pay for themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 9:06

>>170
I'm a slav who does not live in Eastern Europe, or Europe at all. My significant other is not slavic, but an American of mixed (mostly European) descent (English, Scottish, German, Irish, Italian even Native American) (I do not live in the United States, but I do live an in English speaking country).

When we were first dating she paid all the bills. She bought me quite extravagant gifts too like this expensive watch which I broke a few days later by accident. In contrast, I bought her tea and flowers.

Money isn't everything. Especially when it comes to these things.

I feel sorry that you were used, and I hope you find a better girl in the future. Stop being irrational in the mean time.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 9:23

>>170
Never seen a woman who would refuse when you pay for her, while most, like my ex-GFs, explicitly demand paying their bills, dropping you in case you refuse. Less impudent girls would still implicitly expect you paying their bills, taking latent displeasure when you offer them to pay for themselves.
Holy shit where do you live? And why did you even agree to date their sorry asses in the first place?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 9:24

SLAVS ARE NIGGERS OF EUROPE EASTERN EUROPE IS THE NIGGER AFRICA OF UEROPE GENETIC INFERIOIRS OR OTHER PSEUDO ITNEICUTAL TERM IS WHTA THEY ARE

>>169
YOU WORK SOME FAGGOT JBO ADN THINK YOU'R ESTRONG AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
SUPPORT THE TROOPS YOU WEAKLING THEY ARE THE STORNG ONES NOT YO UFAGGOT DEAOGN IWT HGETGN SHOT BY SANDNIGGERS INTHE DESTR WHILE YOU WORK SOME CASHIER NIGGER SHIT OR SIT ON YOUR ASS ALL DAY PROGRAMMING IN A SHITTY LANUAGE OR OVERRATED ONE LIKE LISP AND ISNTEAD OFOCMING UP WITH AB ETTER LANGAUGE

>>171
U GUYS FUCK AND LVOE ORSMETHING POST PICS AND VIDS NAH YOU'R BOTH UGLY IDONT WANT TO SEE YOUD OTHA TSHIT I GOT MY HOT DICK WRIGHT HERE WITH MYHOT FACE AND MY HOT MOUTH RIGHT OPEN OH YEAHH ACURTALLY DOTN EVNE HAVE ONE YET BUT ONE DAY IWILL IF I ACRE TO RO NOT BBECAUS TU NKOW IM A HIGHLY NON-SOCIAL PERSON BUT NOT IN AN AUTISTIC WAy

holy shit IM FELEING GOOD
ILL TAKE ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS ON

>>172
IGNORE HIM HE'S JUST SOME NUTTY FUCK WHO SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME O NTHE ITNENRER NAD PROBALTYI ADME THAT UP
I NEVER COME ACRROS THAT SHIT'
BUT I NEVER COME ACROSS OTHER PEOPLE IN THE FIRST PLACE

ONLY SHIT I COME ACROSS IS BOOKS AND COUGARS THAT WANT TO FUCK MY DICK OFF WITH YOUR TEETH (I M EAN REAL COUGARS, THOSE NIGGERS BITE BUT I GOT GUNS CUZ IM NOTA NUTTY LIBERAL AND IM ALSO TOGUH AS FUCK SO I'LL TAKE EM WITH MY FISTS)

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 9:26

>>173
Did you just become a parody of yourself?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 12:42

>>171

I hope you find a better girl in the future.
Not in Eastern Europe, definitely. I don't want expensive watches, just don't way to pay, unless she is quality and trained whore, who can do a massage and sucks well, which most common girls cant do. There is nothing to pay for.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 12:51

>>172

Holy shit where do you live? And why did you even agree to date their sorry asses in the first place?
I live in Russia. First in Serpukhov, then in Moscow.

But Russian girls are well known soul-less whores:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Russian%20Whore

Russian sites for women (like woman.ru and galya.ru) are filled with recipes how to cheat a man out of his money, while all girls think only about where to get money and how to find a rich old moneybag husband.

for example:
http://galya.ru/clubs/show.php?dlimit=275&p=1&id=680879#allcomments
http://www.woman.ru/relations/marriage/thread/4153488/

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 13:00

>>172

why did you even agree to date their sorry asses in the first place?
They agree themselves, hoping to get money from me or at least a free lunch.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 17:59

>>176
Not all girls are like that Nikita. I'm not sure what you can do to meet the other type, which put other things in life ahead of their gender role, like being an engineer, but you can repel the type you described by just being cheap and or poor.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 18:25

>>178

I'm not an engineer and have no education to be of interest to these girls. Neither I'm that cool guy, who tells jokes and makes fun company. I'm not even a "nerd" by your standards. I'm boring, weird, scary and care only about sex. So if I won't promise money, nobody would give me sex.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 18:39

>>179

Also, girls who have relations with me at one point say that I'm "cold". Dunno what that means, because I'm trying to simulate a good caring lover who cares about their feelings.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 19:26

>>180
You should find a qt jewish gf.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 20:51

>>179
Neither I'm that cool guy, who tells jokes and makes fun company.
You're funny sometimes.

I'm not even a "nerd" by your standards. I'm boring, weird, scary and care only about sex.
"Nerds" can be horny too.

I'm boring, weird, scary and care only about sex.
Then find someone else who is exactly the same. Join a dating site that correlates user characteristics (e.g. by asking questions). I'm sure there's a female Nikita out there for you; can't guarantee that she isn't 1000 km away and jewish, though.

So if I won't promise money, nobody would give me sex.
Nah.

Also, are you the one in this thread who said he wants children?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 21:08

well this is strange. couple of months ago nikita was neet, and virgin, living with his mom. then he found a job, moved out, found a "qt" gf, and said he loved her and would never leave her. now he says he has had sex with multiple girls and only cares about sex. wtf?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 21:14

>>183
It's an eastern european meme. Whenever I went back to eastern europe to visit my parent's homeland all my male cousins would say these exact same things. Most of them are over 30 now and unmarried.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 21:16

>>182
No that is me.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 21:18

>>179
You're using stupid words to describe yourself which are resulting perception words not behavioral words. If you properly described your behavior you'd probably see more clearly.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 21:42

didn't nikita have a mental illness, like tdavis?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 21:43

>>187
Yes its called being eastern european. Symptoms include sitting around pubs all day feeling sorry for yourself and talking to others about how shitty your life is.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 21:48

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 4:30

>>189

How did you found it?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 4:33

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 4:50

>>181
You should find a qt jewish gf.
A spoiled jewish GF would only require more money.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_princess

I.e. where Russian GF wants free lunch, Jewish GF would want a diamond ring.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 5:14

Once I wanted to buy some matzo, but it had outdated expiration date. So hard to be a Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 5:21

>>193
oy vey

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 5:25

>>192
There's also the poor immigrant jewish gf in brooklyn that talks funny stereotype.

The feminine jewish israeli GI gf holding a M16 with a bumper sticker that cluelessly unapologetically says "Kill Sand Niggers," on it, and acts as though it's the most normal thing in the world.

Then there's the academic jewish professor gf with a phd in some critical theory that says controversial things but the academic circle doesn't reach the news so it's ok.

Then there's the qt jewish gf that has trouble meeting people because she stays inside all day coding in lisp and doesn't meet many people in person.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 5:26

He ``educates'' himself by using wikipedia of all things. Don't take this retard seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 5:44

>>195

never seen girls coding Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 5:47

>>197
You call programming ``coding''.
kill yourself, cretin

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 5:52

>>197
Oh, but I have!

>>198
Would you tolerate it better if I called it encoding, as in encoding ideas into parenthesis?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 6:18

>>199
I like it!

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 8:22

>>198

I'm so sorry, sir! If I suck your cock, will you forgive me being a bad boy?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 8:24

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 10:23

>>199

Oh, but I have!
MIT doesn't count, because OP lives in Russia and has little getting there, despite dreaming about leaving Russia. More over OP is near 30 yo, so his GF must be around 30 too. Older women have even less interest in programming.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 21:05

>>203
Nobody cares you autist.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-22 23:34

>>22
I forgot all about that Oprah thing. That's a little funny.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-23 21:21

Then complain about MUH PERFORMAMCE and GEEEECEEE, while using infinite lists all the way down.

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>>1

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