Girl Programmers

Good $(date), /prog/! I'm the Symta guy (Nikita). If you still remember me, you will recall that I've found a programming job, so I've less time for text boards. Yet I promise to finish the Symta and join or start some Lisp OS project.

I also met a beautiful girl. She is a rare girl programmer, graduated from polytechnical university. She is cute, smart and wears glasses (http://minus.com/lwlti63gm5hO4). You wont find another girl like her in Russia, especially Serpukhov.

They only thing I fear is that she Jewish, because she is too smart for a Russian girl and cites Faina Ranevsky. I will kill myself if she is. Help me prog!

Hi, /prog/! It is me gain. Despite leaving Serpukhov, I've finally found my girl, which accepts me as I am. She is smart, cute and makes a good company. Here is her photo http://minus.com/i/TK3eFcBCj7px I don't know her stance on Jews, but she is somewhat patriotic.

Regarding the job, I now work as C#/.NET programmer, but they give me retarded SQL assignments, writing queries like http://pastebin.com/kGGaY5L7

One boss says that everything should be done with stored procedures and C# usage minimized, while other boss says we should use ORM. And I'm totally confused what to do and my queries are slow, no matter what approach I use: TSQL recursion or while - everything in SQL is so sloooooow!