I hate spring

Fucking plant jizz everywhere, turning my car yellowish green, making people pull over on the highway so their filing kids can sit in the flowers while try take a picture of them sorround by all those plant genitals. Makes me so fucking sick I sneeze until my nose bleeds and I have to make a 2AM trip to walgreens.

God damn springtime.

JEWS

I agree. I also fucking hate how the fauna of the world decides to plaster itself all over the place.

OH SHIT, IT DOESN'T SNOW ANYMORE, TIME TO BE A COMPLETELY USELESS FURRY PIECE OF SHIT AND RUN IN FRONT OF CARS WHILE YELLING MY ATONAL MATING SONG AT THE TOP OF MY PARASITE-INFESTED LUNGS

-- Things I wish I could run over, but then my tires would get all messed up.

>>3
I'm confused by your post. Animals don't do that on purpose.

If animals could shitpost on /prog/, they could complain about your
OH SHIT, DA HOES ARE OUT IN THE BEACH. TIME TO BE A COMPLETELY USELESS BALD PIECE OF SHIT AND TURN ON THE GAS POWERED WHEELBARROW WHILE BLASTING NIGGER MUSIC AND SINGING ALONG AT THE TOP OF MY TOBACCO-FILLED LUNGS.
-- Things I wish I could maul, but then my fangs would get all dirty.

By the way, who were you quoting?

Sounds like you are just a whiny NIGGER

>>4
He was quoting the fictional speech of the ``things he wishes he could run over'', retard. He used the quote function properly. Pay more attention. It was attributed.

Programming with squirrels and entropy...

>>6
That's not a proper use of the quote function, NIGGER. By that logic, you could use memearrows to ``quote'' your own thoughts.

/polecat keGabs/

>>8

memearrows

Fuck off to some other place more suited for whatever level of irony you were using.

>>1-9,11-
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