I hate spring

Fucking plant jizz everywhere, turning my car yellowish green, making people pull over on the highway so their filing kids can sit in the flowers while try take a picture of them sorround by all those plant genitals. Makes me so fucking sick I sneeze until my nose bleeds and I have to make a 2AM trip to walgreens.

God damn springtime.

>>3
I'm confused by your post. Animals don't do that on purpose.

If animals could shitpost on /prog/, they could complain about your
OH SHIT, DA HOES ARE OUT IN THE BEACH. TIME TO BE A COMPLETELY USELESS BALD PIECE OF SHIT AND TURN ON THE GAS POWERED WHEELBARROW WHILE BLASTING NIGGER MUSIC AND SINGING ALONG AT THE TOP OF MY TOBACCO-FILLED LUNGS.
-- Things I wish I could maul, but then my fangs would get all dirty.

By the way, who were you quoting?