I hate spring

Fucking plant jizz everywhere, turning my car yellowish green, making people pull over on the highway so their filing kids can sit in the flowers while try take a picture of them sorround by all those plant genitals. Makes me so fucking sick I sneeze until my nose bleeds and I have to make a 2AM trip to walgreens.

God damn springtime.

I agree. I also fucking hate how the fauna of the world decides to plaster itself all over the place.

OH SHIT, IT DOESN'T SNOW ANYMORE, TIME TO BE A COMPLETELY USELESS FURRY PIECE OF SHIT AND RUN IN FRONT OF CARS WHILE YELLING MY ATONAL MATING SONG AT THE TOP OF MY PARASITE-INFESTED LUNGS

-- Things I wish I could run over, but then my tires would get all messed up.