I hate spring

Fucking plant jizz everywhere, turning my car yellowish green, making people pull over on the highway so their filing kids can sit in the flowers while try take a picture of them sorround by all those plant genitals. Makes me so fucking sick I sneeze until my nose bleeds and I have to make a 2AM trip to walgreens.

God damn springtime.

>>4
He was quoting the fictional speech of the ``things he wishes he could run over'', retard. He used the quote function properly. Pay more attention. It was attributed.