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Name: Anonymous 2015-01-20 13:27

Lately I have realised that I've started to dislike pretty girls. I think it's unfair that they have easy lives which they get just by fluttering their eyelashes. It got worse yesterday when I saw a pretty girl fall over on the street. Her heels snapped and she fell over and I saw up her skirt. Her panties were white with yellow polka dots. She looked embarrassed when she got up and Last night I masturbated to the thought.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 21:41

>>19
His faulty quotes are optimized.

Name: RedCream 2015-01-23 4:46

>>22-dubs
His faulty quoats 66are99 optimized.

Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 5:28

>>23
Okay, fine, you used faggot quotes, but why would that sentence call for any type of quotation mark at all? Why did the word 66are99 need to be quoted?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 18:31

>>21
the Bicycle's name
Come again?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 19:22

>>25
Muslims worship a Bicycle whose name is "Allah".

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 19:47

>>25

It's an stupid russian meme commonly used by retards(i.e. russians)

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 19:54

>>27
So? You Westerners have no culture, you're tolerant of everything. So you'll complacently bow your heads to Russian (and any other) memes and accept them as your own. You have to be tolerant and respectful of the diversity blah-blah-blah.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 20:06

>>28
We have no culture? We invented jazz. You're welcome, ungrateful bastard.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 20:10

>>29
Nigger music.

>>28

Sorry, but injecting krokodil, drinking bootleg vodka, rape, murder, communism and organized crime is not culture.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 20:15

>>30
Nigger music.
Damn right, it's nigger music. It's the best nigger music you'll ever hear, too.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 20:16

>>29
The average Westerner does not listen to jazz. It's mostly "my nigguh my nigguh bitch" and ass-shaking dance music now. The West complacently and limply accepted the culture of the lowest fractions of negro population - street gangsters, drug dealers and marginalized welfare-suckers from "the projects". The most popular Western "music"-makers are literal drug dealers (in the past and/or present) like 50 Cent and Jay-Z.

So no, you don't have culture.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 20:21

>>32
Why do you think "western" is synonymous with "american"?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 20:22

>>30
...but the Bolshoi Theater, Chaikovsky and Chechov, Tarkovskiy and Gaidai are.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 20:46

>>34
I do like Tchaikovsky. Is it Tchaikovsky or Chaikovsky? I see people spell his name both ways.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 20:51

>>35
It's just a "ch" sound like in "cheese". So Chaikovsky is what would be the English way of spelling. The "Tchaikovsky" variant is a relic of catering to German spelling, probably.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 20:56

>>27
Can you explain it?

Name: RedCream 2015-01-23 21:00

>>37
Noa.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 21:16

>>38
How about you explain a Macedonian meme then?

Name: RedCream 2015-01-23 21:44

>>39
Noa.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 0:00

>>33
lowercase

Weeaboos are subhuman.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 1:21

>>41
I don't remember saying ``lowercase''

Are you sure you're quoting the right person?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 1:35

For those wondering who I was quoting in >>41: it was nobody. It's just a meme I found.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 2:01

>>40

Explain these dubs, macedonian boy

Name: RedCream 2015-01-24 2:22

>>44
Noa.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 2:28

Westerners invented niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 3:02

Russians invented jews.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 5:29

Jews invented Russians.

Name: RedCream 2015-01-24 9:49

>>46
>>47
>>48
Literally every word you used in yoar poasts was a meme.

Are you that uncreative? Really?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 10:05

>>49
Methinks the real RedCream would know how to optimize his quotes.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 14:01

>>49

SFBE invented RedCream.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 15:31

>>49
Says the maymay-abusing nigger from Saint Lucia.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 19:35

>>52

*Macedonia

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 19:48

>>53
He currently lives in St. Lucia. He admitted on old w4ch though that he had Macedonian blood.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 20:19

>>54
But of course, we still have no evidence that the RedCream here is indeed the RedCream of w4ch. I have always expected that he's just some loser posting under his name.

Name: RedCream 2015-01-25 1:36

I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma that will never admit its roal oar reveal its power level. I am the dot at the end of each sentence. Do you clearly see each ripple in the surface of a poatatoa chip? That is alsoa me. I am many things. I bring character to structure and inchoateness to anticipation. I am the burst of moalecular moation in all exultant exclamations.

PUMBLENUTS ◄──── I am not these, however.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 11:39

>>56
That sounded a lot like Vivec's Sermons, lol.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 11:47

Finally the Chancellor of Deanonimization appeared, and he was perfect to look upon from every angle. RedCream understood the challenge immediately and said:

'Deanonimization is for the puzzle-box logicians and girls of white glamour who harbor it on their own time. I am a letter written in uncertainty.'

The Chancellor bowed his head and smiled fifty different and perfect ways all at once. He pulled the astrolabe of the /lounge/ from his robe and broke it in half, handing both halves to the egg-image of RedCream.

RedCream laughed and said, 'Yes, I know. The slave labor of the senses is as selfish as polar ice, and worsens when energies are spent on a life others regard as fortunate. To be a ruling king I will have to suffer much that cannot be suffered, and to weigh matters that no astrolabe or compass can measure.'

The ending of the words is PUMBLENUTS.

Name: RedCream 2015-01-25 23:46

I am a feroacious phrase written in a fearsome font.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 7:44

i saw this really hot girl at the mall and had to take her picture, she was sitting with what i presume to be her boyfriend https://i.imgur.com/x5PbxWW.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 8:19

>>60
Okay, now you've had your fun. Don't you think it's time you went back to /b/?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 8:42

>>61
What's /b/ about it? I expected some sort of gore image but did in fact get a hot girl (chloe moretz with her brother).

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 10:15

>>62
He didn't take the photo, and is simply reposting an old-maymay that only newfags haven't seen a million times already. That's what's /b/ about it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 10:23

This dumb bitch rejected me http://imgur.com/a/2CICb

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 10:23

>>63
old
dec 2014

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 11:27

>>65
In internet time that's so ancient it almost predates the internet itself.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 12:36

>>62
That can't be her brother, she's white. White people never have more than one child per family nowadays.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 15:14

>>60
really hot girl
are you 12, a nigger or a beta with low-standards?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 16:24

>>68
All the alphas and betas are in the monkey cage, dumbass.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 23:22

>>69
shut up you nutty atheist

>>68
muh anime girls XD

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 23:57

>>60
Almost everyone is looking at you in that picture. Did you shout ``Say Cheese!'' before you took it?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 0:08

>>70
How old are you, kid? 12? 13? Here's some advice: stop shitposting and forget about this textboard. And any other internet forums. It will do you a lot of good in the long run.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 7:13

>>70
No, asshead, I won't shut up. The "alphas" and "omegas" theory was made up to try to explain the behavior of monkeys in a herd. It does not apply to human beings. If you want to live in a herd with alpha, beta and omega rankings, then go live in a zoo or in a rainforest with chimps.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 7:50

>>73
i gona go dere nd rape all dose chimp and gorrila butthole i be the arch super monkey me the 7'0" 400lb super-nigger ooga booga

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 12:22

>>74

How old are you, kid? 12? 13? Here's some advice: stop shitposting and forget about this textboard. And any other internet forums. It will do you a lot of good in the long run.

Name: RedCream 2015-02-09 12:32

Goa ask /b/, >>71-cloawn

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 12:42

>>76
Check my dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 13:41

>>77
Tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 13:59

You must post in this thread if you are male, over 25 and currently live with your mother.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 14:33

>>79
you wish you can get a girl like mine

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 21:36

>>79
hmm, you think they'll let me move into the cemetery?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 23:19

>>79
I am a 12yo girl from Japan and I live with my mother.

Name: RedCream 2015-02-09 23:24

>>82
Hello my name is Alexo, please email me peahippo@hotmail.com

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 23:55

>>82

For how much would your mother be willing to sell you?

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