Lately I have realised that I've started to dislike pretty girls. I think it's unfair that they have easy lives which they get just by fluttering their eyelashes. It got worse yesterday when I saw a pretty girl fall over on the street. Her heels snapped and she fell over and I saw up her skirt. Her panties were white with yellow polka dots. She looked embarrassed when she got up and Last night I masturbated to the thought.
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Anonymous2015-01-20 15:06
Back to /secert lounge/
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Anonymous2015-01-20 15:25
Pretty girls are pretty because they put a LOT of effort into themselves. Such as working out and eating properly. :P
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Anonymous2015-01-20 15:52
Pretty little girls!
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Anonymous2015-01-20 19:25
daddy's little girl is in the obituary
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Anonymous2015-01-20 19:39
>>5 By the way... do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking.
>>23 Okay, fine, you used faggot quotes, but why would that sentence call for any type of quotation mark at all? Why did the word 66are99 need to be quoted?
It's an stupid russian meme commonly used by retards(i.e. russians)
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Anonymous2015-01-23 19:54
>>27 So? You Westerners have no culture, you're tolerant of everything. So you'll complacently bow your heads to Russian (and any other) memes and accept them as your own. You have to be tolerant and respectful of the diversity blah-blah-blah.
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Anonymous2015-01-23 20:06
>>28 We have no culture? We invented jazz. You're welcome, ungrateful bastard.
Damn right, it's nigger music. It's the best nigger music you'll ever hear, too.
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Anonymous2015-01-23 20:16
>>29 The average Westerner does not listen to jazz. It's mostly "my nigguh my nigguh bitch" and ass-shaking dance music now. The West complacently and limply accepted the culture of the lowest fractions of negro population - street gangsters, drug dealers and marginalized welfare-suckers from "the projects". The most popular Western "music"-makers are literal drug dealers (in the past and/or present) like 50 Cent and Jay-Z.
So no, you don't have culture.
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Anonymous2015-01-23 20:21
>>32 Why do you think "western" is synonymous with "american"?
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Anonymous2015-01-23 20:22
>>30 ...but the Bolshoi Theater, Chaikovsky and Chechov, Tarkovskiy and Gaidai are.
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Anonymous2015-01-23 20:46
>>34 I do like Tchaikovsky. Is it Tchaikovsky or Chaikovsky? I see people spell his name both ways.
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Anonymous2015-01-23 20:51
>>35 It's just a "ch" sound like in "cheese". So Chaikovsky is what would be the English way of spelling. The "Tchaikovsky" variant is a relic of catering to German spelling, probably.
>>53 He currently lives in St. Lucia. He admitted on old w4ch though that he had Macedonian blood.
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Anonymous2015-01-24 20:19
>>54 But of course, we still have no evidence that the RedCream here is indeed the RedCream of w4ch. I have always expected that he's just some loser posting under his name.
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RedCream2015-01-25 1:36
I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma that will never admit its roal oar reveal its power level. I am the dot at the end of each sentence. Do you clearly see each ripple in the surface of a poatatoa chip? That is alsoa me. I am many things. I bring character to structure and inchoateness to anticipation. I am the burst of moalecular moation in all exultant exclamations.
PUMBLENUTS ◄──── I am not these, however.
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Anonymous2015-01-25 11:39
>>56 That sounded a lot like Vivec's Sermons, lol.
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Anonymous2015-01-25 11:47
Finally the Chancellor of Deanonimization appeared, and he was perfect to look upon from every angle. RedCream understood the challenge immediately and said:
'Deanonimization is for the puzzle-box logicians and girls of white glamour who harbor it on their own time. I am a letter written in uncertainty.'
The Chancellor bowed his head and smiled fifty different and perfect ways all at once. He pulled the astrolabe of the /lounge/ from his robe and broke it in half, handing both halves to the egg-image of RedCream.
RedCream laughed and said, 'Yes, I know. The slave labor of the senses is as selfish as polar ice, and worsens when energies are spent on a life others regard as fortunate. To be a ruling king I will have to suffer much that cannot be suffered, and to weigh matters that no astrolabe or compass can measure.'
The ending of the words is PUMBLENUTS.
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RedCream2015-01-25 23:46
I am a feroacious phrase written in a fearsome font.
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Anonymous2015-02-08 7:44
i saw this really hot girl at the mall and had to take her picture, she was sitting with what i presume to be her boyfriend https://i.imgur.com/x5PbxWW.jpg
>>62 He didn't take the photo, and is simply reposting an old-maymay that only newfags haven't seen a million times already. That's what's /b/ about it.
>>60 Almost everyone is looking at you in that picture. Did you shout ``Say Cheese!'' before you took it?
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Anonymous2015-02-09 0:08
>>70 How old are you, kid? 12? 13? Here's some advice: stop shitposting and forget about this textboard. And any other internet forums. It will do you a lot of good in the long run.
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Anonymous2015-02-09 7:13
>>70 No, asshead, I won't shut up. The "alphas" and "omegas" theory was made up to try to explain the behavior of monkeys in a herd. It does not apply to human beings. If you want to live in a herd with alpha, beta and omega rankings, then go live in a zoo or in a rainforest with chimps.
How old are you, kid? 12? 13? Here's some advice: stop shitposting and forget about this textboard. And any other internet forums. It will do you a lot of good in the long run.
