Name:
Anonymous
2023-12-20 0:29
Who would want to be a walrus?
Name:
Anonymous
2023-12-23 21:18
You can't make an omelette without breaking a frying pan.
Name:
Anonymous
2024-01-27 10:15
George the Robot / Stephen Stanley
NURSE : "THE PATIENT IS COMING AROUND, DOCTOR."
DOCTOR : "DON'T WORRY - YOU'VE HAD A NASTY ACCIDENT, BUT WE'VE GIVEN YOU A NEW SPLEEN, LIVER, ARMS LEFT LEG AND A RIGHT FOOT."
NURSE : "AND WE THREW IN A NOISE JOB AND A TUMMY TUCK FOR FREE."
Name:
Anonymous
2024-01-28 15:15
>>7Unrealistic, they don't give away anything for free. Blow your nose once and they charge you for a whole box of tissue.