Don't make me learn

nooooooooooo grug no want learn wheel
grug know how to push box on ground
box not go fast but EVERYONE can do it

https://erikbern.com/2018/08/30/i-dont-want-to-learn-your-garbage-query-language.html

He should learn about job security: the more quirky is the system, the harder it is to fire the programmers on the team or replace them with cheaper alternatives. So each new DSL guarantees that they will get hell, if you get fired.

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Take Warcraft 3 for example. Blizzard has fired the entire original team and replaced it with chinks to maintain the very involved code base. The result is the biggest failure in software development history: chinamen introduced so many bugs, the once rock solid game became literally unplayable.