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Name: Anonymous 2019-05-09 12:06

is a stdio

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-09 12:19

but can it hax my anus?

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-09 12:58

Jeepers, mine is output only.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-09 18:19

>>2
that probably depends on the type signature of hax my anus
but i'd wager it's compatible

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-10 6:30

>>4
Contravariant functors cause gender dysphoria.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-10 16:21

>>5
I never watched that anime, is it any good?

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-11 3:59

>>6
In ep 5, the LGBT aliens turn the protagonist into a kawaii catgirl using monad tranformers and HRT sattellite beams.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-11 4:04

Also HRT stand for Haskell Regendering Transform
https://hackage.haskell.org/package/transformers-0.5.6.2/docs/Control-Monad-Trans-Class.html

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-11 6:47

Also LGBT stands for Monad transformers for combining local and global state
https://hackage.haskell.org/package/monad-lgbt

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-11 22:28

>>5
This reminds me.

I follow a lot of girls that seem to be really good functional programmers on twitter - that is, I followed them until one day one of them randomly uploaded a video of `herself' singing, and you could see `her' Adam's apple protruding. I immediately unfollowed that tranny, but it also made me investigate a bit further, and what I found was that each and every single functional programmer `girl' I've been following on twitter is actually a tranny.

Needless to say the event made me rethink a few things that night.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-12 1:18

>>10
.... Someone hasn't done neuroscience:
           Mental Illness
                     /\
                    /  \
                   /    \
Self-esteem issues/______\High IQ
                    LGBT
There's a reason geeks are 1) ostracized 2) turn homosexual 3) prefer to change themselves for someone accepting even if it means getting boobs and an effeminate|infertile penis.
I just hate the UN for funding HTR and making people sick instead of just accepting their bodies and being gay like Alan Turing. Fucking cUᶜK.

Name: Cuteboy studying HRT 2019-05-12 1:32

Dup discussion:
https://dis.tinychan.org/read/prog/1548960355

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-12 3:26

>>10,12
Is there something in Haskell that compels people to doubt their gender identity and sex category?

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-12 3:46

>>1

really? my dick's a stdout . u must have one of those russian sadkov dicks that function as a stdin and stdout.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-12 4:02

>>10
Working hypothesis:
+ Endocrine disruptors: Soy,plastics,etc
+ Desire to be cute from watching moeshit and feminist TV: Girl role models
+ Social isolation and niche hobbies
+ Vulnerability to propoganda: Gender is just a social construct, changing gender is just an endofunctor application

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-12 4:06

>>11
Faggots are smarter than average. This is proven.

Trannies are mentally ill and low IQ just like pedos. Real faggots hate trannies.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-12 16:12

>>13
Negative, it's more like functional programmers that are gay seem to be attracted to high level typed ones like Haskell. Personally know a healthy effeminate guy who's into slime girls, because of the statelessness.
>>15
I'm not sure, seen perfectly healthy guys turn tranny all the sudden, plenty in the military.
>>16
Not the case. Mental illness doesn't mean low IQ. Many dysphorics are highly capable adults that really feel out place. Not saying all dysphorics turn tranny, but many have. Seen cases from depression to BDP to just low self-esteem.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-13 3:32

>>17
Not the case. Mental illness doesn't mean low IQ. Many dysphorics are highly capable adults that really feel out place. Not saying all dysphorics turn tranny, but many have. Seen cases from depression to BDP to just low self-esteem.
If you have a brain that prefers to occupy a female body, that means you have a feminine brain which by definition is inferior.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-13 3:38

>>18
The original cause is endocrine disruptors and subsequent hormone shifts that cause a "female brain" that makes one susceptible to feminizing cultural influence - turning the frogs gay isn't a single-step process.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-13 4:03

>>18
Wanting to be a cute girl and do yuri stuff with her fellow touhous is something that only someone with a really high iq would want. You would not understand it.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-13 4:15

>>20
High IQ is fast pattern recognition. An autistic NN trained to recognize stuff will have stellar IQ but will not understand a thing. Humans are natural pattern recognizers, and sometimes their pattern recognition runs amok like recognizing abstract as real - its like a mental patient who lives inside his own imaginary, constructed world who insist he lives in reality.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-13 4:16

test

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-13 7:48

Test failed. Admit your role!

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-13 17:43

thats all fine and all
but what do we plan to do about my dick

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-14 6:57

>>24
penis punishment
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