>>5This reminds me.
I follow a lot of girls that seem to be really good
functional programmers on twitter - that is, I followed them until one day one of them randomly uploaded a video of `herself' singing, and you could see `her' Adam's apple protruding. I immediately unfollowed that tranny, but it also made me investigate a bit further, and what I found was that each and every single functional programmer `girl' I've been following on twitter is actually a tranny.
Needless to say the event made me rethink a few things that night.