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``X contributions in the last year''

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-29 18:36

I feel like some people increase the number of unnecessary commits and pull requests they make so that they can artificially inflate their GitHub contributions to make it look more appealing to employers. It's kind of like people who think number of lines of code is a good indication of how much coding you do.

You ever encountered someone who wanted you to change typos or ``gendered pronouns'' or ``offensive language'' on your open source project? I bet they can barely do a fizzbuzz, but they try to overcompensate for that by turning your ``its'' to ``it's'' or ``his'' to ``their'' because they got a gender studies degree that won't get them a software development job.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-29 18:44

Should I rename Symta to "The Hitler programming language"? The gc() function would be called "holocaust()"

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-29 18:45

>>2

gc generations would be "concentration camps"

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-29 18:47

>>2-3
Back to /pol/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-29 18:47

Being anti-SJW does not mean I am pro-/pol/

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-29 18:48

Reich Operating System written in The Hitler Programming Language.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-29 18:52

Wehrmacht filesystem
Wagner Windowing System
Blitzkrieg RPC protocol

Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2018-04-29 20:53

I bet theyshe can barely do a fizzbuzz, but they tryshe tries to overcompensate for that by turning your ``its'' to ``it's'' or ``his'' to ``their'' because theyshe got a gender studies degree that won't get themher a software development job.
FTFY

A lot of these SJW "coder chicks" can barely count to 10 in binary... in binary! When they get called out on their incompetence, they attribute it to racism/sexism/"ableism"/etc. Certainly doesn't help the reputation of the real female programmers who just work.

Idiots.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-29 22:42

>>8
at least they are "chicks" unlike you

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-29 22:55

>>9
Fuck you misogynist pig.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-30 2:08

>>10
bluepilled normie cuck: yes Cudder is totally a woman
bluepilled normie cuck: oh it's mean to be mean with womyn, you misogynist pig
bluepilled normie cuck: oh I haven't noticed your repeating digits and didn't check your dubs

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-14 3:05

>>1
At least we've got the clueless counting commits now instead of lines of code. I regularly play games to get a net negative diffstat, so if you run blame on stuff I've worked on it usually looks like I've not done much of anything.

Give it another few years and they'll be counting issues closed instead of commits. At least then all of this inflationary bullshit will move out of the source history and to the issue tracker, which is already a great sink of bullshit today.

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