Virgin Programmer: Has the latest macbook loaded with latest compilers Codes in modern functional style Code is visually pleasing, fully indented All variables and functions are descriptively named Comments are filled with explanations and relevant information Produces portable, safe code that is debugged, linted, statically analyzed and theorem proved ad nauseum Code almost never crashes Every bug report is answered with patches and profuse apologizing
The Chad Coder: Codes in direct, brutal imperative style Thinks recursion is a meme Doesn't indent anything All variables are one letter, functions are random verbs with numbers Code crashes several times per hour Never changed his computer Produces code that "works on my machine" Debugging consists of console messages peppered randomly through code Comments consist of curses and threats to other programmers and software When someone posts a bug report, laughs at it, marks it wontfix or claims you're using his software wrong
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Anonymous2017-08-08 9:18
Ad nauseam, anglophone languagenigger.
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Anonymous2017-08-08 9:56
are you saying FrozenVoid is a chad coder?
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Anonymous2017-08-08 11:04
>>1 The /prog/ virgin: steals stale meme template, can't draw anything. Memes get a dozen replies max. The 4chan Chad: Beautiful meme graphics drawn handmade in MSpaint. Memes spread to hundreds of sites, newspapers and tv start talking about them.
Others have offered a more scathing assessment of Prince's proposals, likening them to "literal colonialism" and arguing that the plan is primarily driven by his desire to profit from the 16-year conflict.
As Common Dreams reported last week, Trump recently fumed in a meeting with generals and high-ranking national security officials that the U.S. is not "winning" the war. He also complained that businesses are not working quickly enough to secure a share of Afghanistan's vast mineral wealth, which has been valued at around $1 trillion.
Prince's plan also reportedly includes the use of "an iPhone application called Safe Strike," which is presented as a "tool for air tactical controllers to safely and accurately call in precision airstrikes or indirect fire."
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Anonymous2017-08-09 1:02
a person or thing that is a perfect example of believing oneself to be inherently deserving of privileges or special treatment.
epitome of entitled
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Anonymous2017-08-09 1:36
It is solely the actions of North Korea that threatens the peace of the region
-M.T (live?) ~ 3 min ago
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Anonymous2017-08-09 1:43
Don't you think pointing fingers at people in our region threatens the peace of our region?
"Guam is an island, that at its widest level is 12 miles from shore to shore at its smallest level, smallest location 7 miles between one shore and the other. Very small island, about 24 miles if i recall long. So 24 miles long, about 7 miles wide at the least widest place of the island, about 12 miles long at the widest part of the island. My, my fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it would tip over, and capsize"
>>29 At least I don't write illegible waffle and call it ``code.''
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Anonymous2017-08-10 16:42
All waifus fall for Chad. Take the Red Pill and move on >>28 Its inevitable that she will be deflowered in form of fleshlight-enchanced pillow. And you can't do nothing about...its waifu's nature.
>>33 Positive Characteristics: The 33 is a humanitarian. It is understanding and knowledgeable, a mover and a shaker.
Negative Characteristics: As a Master number, when the positive potential of this number is not used properly, one tends to become preachy and care less about others, putting too much focus on one's personal agenda. https://www.numerology.com/number-33
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★ BlAcK N1gg3R SeX MaGiC ★2017-08-11 18:28
Virgin programmer: fap to anime tentacles
the Chad coder: banged Leah Culver at pycon slammed Cudder's pussy at Intel Developper forum
