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The Virgin Programmer vs The Chad Coder

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-08 9:06

Latest chan meme applied to /prog/

Virgin Programmer:
Has the latest macbook loaded with latest compilers
Codes in modern functional style
Code is visually pleasing, fully indented
All variables and functions are descriptively named
Comments are filled with explanations and relevant information
Produces portable, safe code that is debugged, linted, statically analyzed and theorem proved ad nauseum
Code almost never crashes
Every bug report is answered with patches and profuse apologizing

The Chad Coder:
Codes in direct, brutal imperative style
Thinks recursion is a meme
Doesn't indent anything
All variables are one letter, functions are random verbs with numbers
Code crashes several times per hour
Never changed his computer
Produces code that "works on my machine"
Debugging consists of console messages peppered randomly through code
Comments consist of curses and threats to other programmers and software
When someone posts a bug report, laughs at it, marks it wontfix or claims you're using his software wrong

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 0:52

Others have offered a more scathing assessment of Prince's proposals, likening them to "literal colonialism" and arguing that the plan is primarily driven by his desire to profit from the 16-year conflict.

As Common Dreams reported last week, Trump recently fumed in a meeting with generals and high-ranking national security officials that the U.S. is not "winning" the war. He also complained that businesses are not working quickly enough to secure a share of Afghanistan's vast mineral wealth, which has been valued at around $1 trillion.

Prince's plan also reportedly includes the use of "an iPhone application called Safe Strike," which is presented as a "tool for air tactical controllers to safely and accurately call in precision airstrikes or indirect fire."

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 1:02

a person or thing that is a perfect example of believing oneself to be inherently deserving of privileges or special treatment.

epitome of entitled

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 1:36

It is solely the actions of North Korea that threatens the peace of the region
-M.T (live?) ~ 3 min ago

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 1:43

Don't you think pointing fingers at people in our region threatens the peace of our region?

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