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Bill Gates murdered my grandma in 1986

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-03 7:40

http://manpages.ubuntu.com/manpages/xenial/man1/bwbasic.1.html

THE STORY OF BYWATER BASIC

This program was originally begun in 1982 by my grandmother, Mrs.
Verda Spell of Beaumont, TX. She was writing the program using
an ANSI C compiler on an Osborne I CP/M computer and although my
grandfather (Lockwood Spell) had bought an IBM PC with 256k of
RAM my grandmother would not use it, paraphrasing George Herbert
to the effect that "He who cannot in 64k program, cannot in 512k."
She had used Microsoft BASIC and although she had nothing against
it she said repeatedly that she didn't understand why Digital
Research didn't "sue the socks off of Microsoft" for version 1.0
of MSDOS and so I reckon that she hoped to undercut Microsoft's
entire market and eventually build a new software empire on
the North End of Beaumont. Her programming efforts were cut
tragically short when she was thrown from a Beaumont to Port
Arthur commuter train in the summer of 1986. I found the source
code to bwBASIC on a single-density Osborne diskette in her knitting
bag and eventually managed to have it all copied over to a PC
diskette. I have revised it slightly prior to this release. You
should know, though, that I myself am an historian, not a programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-03 7:47

My condolences.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-03 13:26

Eternal Summer of Spotless Mind

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-03 14:59

>>1
"He who cannot in 64k program, cannot in 512k."
C/Java mental midgets should do well to remember that phrase.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-03 15:31

"If you're born poor, it's not your mistake. But if you die poor, it is your mistake" -- Bill Gates

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