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Heat Machine

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 12:22

Make your computer turn into a heat machine, to warm you on cold days.

I attempted this:

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
int main(void)
{
long long a, i;
for (i = 9999999; i > 1; i >> 1)
while (malloc(i))
a = a+i;
return 0;
}


It just freezes my laptop (which is under my blanket).
To heat, I think we must stress the CPU and GPU too. This only stresses the RAM, I think.

Show us your HEAT MACHINE

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 21:25

>>20
I only sell in bulk.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 22:05

All I need to do is run H265 video or 10 bit H264 video and my computer runs nice and toasty.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 20:30

wher can i buy electrons i hab lot of money rdy thanks

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 20:52

>>23
Can't you read? >>21-san sells electrons.
Only bulk orders though.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 21:41

what's the minimum order size

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 22:26

>>25
My power company sells 1.87245E23 of them for, like, λyλ, I don't even fucking know how much. But that's for 120V grade for an hour or some shit, λyλ, I cheated my way through physics and I've made a bad post and made myself look stupid, haven't I?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 22:35

>>26
Don't worry, your joke was ruined either because some illiterate fuck is too dumb/drunk to interpret non-serious comments as such, or some unVIP soul is trying to be cruel with us.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-04 1:52

what's the minimum order size

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-04 15:46

>>28
One anusload.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-04 16:45

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-04 17:11

>>30
That's a big butt.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-05 0:48

>>31
The British are closet niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-05 6:17

dubs

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