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Is this really the life you wanted?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-06 19:11

Did you, as a kid, say to yourself "I want to be a total fucking loser when I grow up!"? Probably not, but yet here you are, cranking out strings of symbols to tell a computer what to do. How sad.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 0:47

shit i meant >>15 you fuckin nigger

guess what i'm >>15 now and i love to suck giant dawkins mutated chimp dick
because i'm a fuckin zoo animal in a fucking zoo AND HERE COMES A GIANT SHIT FLINGED RIGHT AT YOU


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Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 0:54

Check em

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 1:16

>>28
I don't know if it's because I drank an entire bottle of children's cough syrup earlier, but that article blew me away. It also links to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open-crotch_pants
Wong, in her memoir, describes another negative side effect. In the early 1990s, she reported on China's leading penis-enlargement surgeon. Many of his patients were men who, as children on farms, suffered serious injury to their organs when they squatted in their open-crotch pants in areas where dogs or pigs ate their own feces and the animals bit the boys' penises in the confusion. Some had never married because of the injury. "China desperately needed a Pampers factory, or at least a dog-food industry," she wrote.[16]
What the fuck>? I can't follow this at all.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 1:49

>>34
What the fuck?
And yet people kept using them?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 1:50

>>28
>>28
>>28
>>28
amazing read

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 2:04

>>32
exhibit a: the saddest biological entity on /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 2:10

>>37
you're new to satire?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 2:14

>>38

are you?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 2:45

i wish >>37 was satire, but as we can see on reddit: it is not.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 2:46

>>40

whatever you say, pseudointellectual.
cry more about the monkey dicks you are so obsessed with.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 3:19

>>37
Do you say biological entity because you don't want to offend other kin or something?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 3:55

>>42

>>32-suke is sexually confused and I don't to offend his sensibilities.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 4:35

>>42
Not all otherkin are biological.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 4:59

>>43
Fuck off redcrap you fucking undergrad

>>44
thanks for confirming atheism as a religion(belief system) yet again

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 5:27

>>45
Blessed by the Name of the Holy Prophet, Dawkins, forces of evolution strike this infidel!

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 5:31

>>45
Blessed by the Name of the Holy Prophet, Dawkins, forces of evolution strike this infidel!

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 6:14

Blessed by the Name of the Aryan Prophet, Zombie Hitler, forces of the undead SS gas this kike!

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 9:51

>>35
Chinese are not people. They're Zerg and their Overmind controls them.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 9:54

>>32-46
All you retards who are supposedly not biological entities: try to go one month without food, water, and sleep. Then we'll see who's not biological.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 10:04

>>50
Stop biooppressing me shitlord!

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 10:04

>>50
Stop biooppressing me shitlord!

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 10:04

>>50
Stop biooppressing me shitlord!

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 10:07

Also your libido is a consequence of you being biological. All your masturbations and watching pedophile and/or perverted Japanese cartoons are due to the fact that you're biological entities.

Computers and robots are not slaves of reproductive urges like you are.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 10:09

>>53
Shit is a sign of biological beings, too. Computers do not produce daily stinky waste.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 10:18

>>54,55
Entity, being, which is it you dumb motherfucker? You don't even know the definition of biology. You're just being absurd and arbitrary.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 10:25

>>56
Those are synonyms in the current context.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 11:03

>>57
The context is arbitrary.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 11:40

>>56
Lol, look at this retard. Look and laugh.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 13:23

>>58
Then they're synonyms in an arbitrary context.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 19:00

>>29
What is a good life then? Please share thanks

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 19:14

>>61
Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong
Gimmie some Bushmills I'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine
We're over 30 we're doing just fine

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 19:28

>>62

I appreciate your input.

But what to make of it ?

Toxicomania? Well I get sometimes drunk too but it seems not a sustainable, or particularly deep thing. At best it seems to provide a blissful fleeting sense of emptiness or calm. Will not do drugs. My new plan is to try sports, it is like a drug (endorphins) but it is socially acceptable / legal and it can make you seem more charismatic if you do it a lot. people are more likely to like people who have good appearance

although, getting drunk + chatting some colleagues is probably an interesting mix

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 21:23

I like to smoke ganja.

I'm high at the moment xD

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 21:26

I am not an ontological being.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 21:27

I am not a nondubsological being.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 21:51

>>65
You are a semiotically-epistemological one, though.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 22:51

>>63
Your stupidity, shallowness, and confusion is great.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 22:57

>>68

Can you please elaborate? What did I do wrong this time? I want to become better person. It is not obvious how.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 23:00

>>69
Someone ban this kid already, it will be good for both him and this board.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 23:08

>>70

How old are you, kid? 12? 13?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-09 0:36

>>70
I don't think /prog/ has bans.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-09 0:48

I don't think /prog/ has beans.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-13 8:49

I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

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