can you prove youre not gay?

you know damn well what prove means

I sure can, I even have photos.

No because there's always the possibility that the photos are photoshopped or my relationships are a sham or I'm in denial.

Also
*your

>>3
Photoshop is a software program so why are you using it as a verb?

>>4
Autism

>>4
People can verb many things in the English language. It's one of its coolest aspects.

>>5
This practice came from 4chan.

>>7
That practice predates the internet.

>>7
I had no idea that 4chan coined the term "hoover".
It's especially surprising because it did this 30 years before it existed.

>>8,9
It is hard for me to tell, because the primary goal of your posts are to antagonize, rather than to convey information in a clear and unambiguous manner, but I believe you are referring to autism itself. I was referring to the practice of calling people that are perhaps a little pedantic, autistic. I don't want to see this here. Keep it contained at 4chan please. And I don't want to see exchanges like this one either. I wouldn't have responded, but apparently it was necessary for me to disambiguate >>7, when only an idiot or someone wanting to pick a e-fight would take the other meaning.

>>1
PROV ME RONG G PROV ME RONG

>>1
The method of proof is as following example:
I'll insert a large dildo up my ass on webcam and feel absolutely no positive emotions. This will prove the world i'm definitely not gay.

>>1
The method of proof is as following example:
I'll insert a large dildo up my ass on webcam and feel absolutely no positive emotions. This will prove the world i'm definitely not gay.

>>12,13
Please do, Mr. I Like To Post The Same Thing Twice.

I await this eagerly.

*grabs dick*

>>14
But such webcam proofs shouldn't be free. Maybe if you exchange something of value in return i could be motivated enough to host a private proof session.

>>15
Also, some premium content such as custom object insertions can be negotiated.

other premium content:
A. I will dress in genuine japanese sailor fuku
B. A SICP-snake handwoven penis sheath
C. I will recite 10 pages from physical SICP or TAOCP volume of your choice.
D. same as C. only from my macbook.(cheaper)
E. I will sing the Free Software Song(satisfaction not guaranteed)

>>15-17
Woah there, Mr. I Like To Post Three Related Posts In A Row!!

I don't am particularly interested in your webcam voyeurism! I just humor you! Please don't any of those letters!

>>17
I'll give you $10 to dress up like Konata and sing Cirno's Perfect Computer Science Class, but there has to be at least three pantyshots, and they have to be tasteful.

>>17
Satisfaction guaranteed not to happen.
A bullshit propaganda song claiming you'll have freedom is you submit to the restrictive laws of RIMMUS