I had a dream

HTML everything. Desktop apps as mere browser controls that extends a js object to communicate with the actual program. Even the command line was replaced like this. There was nothing but a browser, and it was the os. HTML generation functionality was added to the standard library.

I often have prophetic dreams. Have no doubt that this is the future of computing.

I had a dream where I was in a locker, naked and with a hard-on. There was a button I could press. It would give me a randomly-generated boyfriend and we would jack each other off while kissing. I could keep on pressing it to get different results. It was really weird.
I woke up with a raging boner.
I hate myself and I want to die.
Why couldn't I have been born straight?