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Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 6:11

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Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 16:32

>>33
What the hell are sink and spit? Google translator says it's the water from inside the fucking toilet, that's disgusting. I wet my toilet paper with clean water and since I am not a subhuman I don't poop in public.

Bidets are disgusting

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 18:27

>>41

Clean your ass you dirty nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 18:31

>>42
Unilke you I actually clean my ass, I don't share my poop with my pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 18:36

>>43
If you don't use bidets you are a dirty fat american and your ass is full of shit berries.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 20:03

>>41
I wet mine with the sink or with spit
Where does it say "sink and spit"? Sure, the spit method is disgusting, but you should learn to read, stupid nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 20:05

>>41
A sink is where you wash your hands, you stupid india nigger. I said to either wet your toilet paper with tap water from the sink, or to spit on it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 20:08

>>45
sure, the spit method is disgusting
Why? It lubricates a lot better than water. I usually start with spit for the anus and use water for the rest of the ass and the final cleanup.

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