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I don't use baby wipes, but you need to wet the toilet paper somehow or it's gonna make your anus bleed and not get all of the shit anyway. I wet mine with the sink or with spit but I can see the appeal of baby wipes if you aren't a basement dwelling NEET and have to take shits in public toilets often.

If only we lived in Japan or some other country where bidets are the standard anus haxxing cleansing solution.