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Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 8:54

SICP, 1986:
- recursive tree walks
- AI
- lisp
- prolog
- magic

2013:
- overengineered nonsense like visual studio and java
- hipstr.js, a new "framework" that uses 120% of your CPU to do nothing useful
- "cloud" computing, a return to 1960's remote-access services in lieu of personal computing, for the greater profit of software giants
- fisherprice "apps" the design of which assumes computer users are 3 years old

Today Apple with their "user-friendly" unprogrammable devices are king, enslaving people into believing that a "computer" is a gadget for wasting time on websites and not a means of computing things

If you don't buy new "devices" every year and contribute your share to world pollution, you're not cool. Even though we now have many gigahertz of CPU and many gigabytes of RAM, upgrades are considered proper etiquette.

When software lets you connect with customers when and where they want, that's business with .NET.

When objects fall back to the ground after they are thrown, that's business with gravity.

As they said in the olden days before this website was run over by spammers and racists, DISCUSS.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 9:11

>>1
I agree with you so hard I am overwhelmed with feelings.

The ordinary people should never have been granted computing power. It should have remained reserved only for those who would seek it out.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 9:16

>>1
>>2

This is ridiculous. Technology should be available for everyone. It's just that you neckbeards are doing everything wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 9:30

>>3
Technology is available for everyone, and it is an unmitigated, horrifying disaster. And now you see the results: an internet that reflects the taste of the morons and spammers that it is filled with, and ubiquitous computing devices used not to create and explore, but to spy on and control a population that is too stupid to understand what they have given up. Technology is wasted on the bulk of humanity.

And "neckbeards"? What are you even doing on this board?

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 9:40

Is there a feeling better than [b]the pleasure of being cummed inside[b]?

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 9:41

>>4
These things are all self evident. >>3 used the classic tactic of saying something generally understood to be wrong to waste your energy and keep us off balance, to keep us stuck in an old argument, to keep us from making real progress with creative constructive discussions and work.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 9:50

>>5

The pleasure of cumming inside.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 9:53

Fast Food is available for everyone, and it is an unmitigated, horrifying disaster. And now you see the results: a bunch of restaurants that reflects the palette of the morons and fatties that it is filled with, and ubiquitous cooking devices used not to create and explore, but to imprison and control a population that is too stupid to understand what they have given up. Chef is wasted on the bulk of humanity.

=)

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 9:58

People can eat shit if they want too though xD

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 10:16

>>2
IMHO, you're an elitist cunt.

>>3
Jihaad your al-quotes.

>>1,4
Computers aren't even becoming easy-to-use, they're becoming dumbed-down. There's a difference between the two -- easy-to-use means the learning curve permits a novice to accomplish what they set out to do (perhaps taking a bit more time than an expert), while dumbed-down means you can't do anything that the unimaginative App coder didn't foresee. Think of your least computer-savvy relative, and imagine them wanting to send a secure email, or to set up encryption, or to make a secure videocall (there's exactly one program for that right now and it's a buggy piece of shit).

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 11:28

>>10
Computers are dumbed down for the same reason mathematics and actual programming isn't popular - people have made it abundantly clear that they aren't interested in the concepts and subtle ideas that are an absolute prerequisite for doing more than the unimaginative App coder provided, for using the computer with skill and grace.

Computers and software where people could achieve what you describe were invented then summarily ignored by the general public. Lisp machines and systems, and the Smalltalk machines of Engelbart/Kay for example. You can't make a general purpose computing instrument gentler on people who don't want to learn anything without apping apps and Fisher-Price toys that won't scare them away.

For your health.
SPAGHETT

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 11:32

"We have allowed what could have once become the most unbridled creative endeavor known to man short of pure mathematics to become a largely janitorial trade; what could have been the greatest amplification of human intellect in all of history – comparable only to the advent of written language – is now confined to imitating and trivially improving on the major technological breakthroughs of the 19th century – the telegraph, telephone, phonograph, and typewriter."

- Stanislav Datskovskiy, Shards of a lost technology.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 11:48

>>1
before this website was run over by spammers and racists
Fuck off faggot, kike, niggerskin who pretend to be a girl but you still have a dick and will have it forever because you love being a ugly abomination

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 13:01

>>10
Computers and software where people could achieve what you describe were invented then summarily ignored by the general public.
Not really. When has it ever been easy to send a secure email? When has it ever been easy to manage a web-of-trust? Why is there no program that can keep encrypted full-text search indexes of encrypted emails?

Computers and software where people could achieve what you describe were invented then summarily ignored by the general public. Lisp machines and systems, and the Smalltalk machines of Engelbart/Kay for example.
They were way before their time, and you can't blame users for not being able to judge systems correctly when programmers themselves sometimes can't.

You can't make a general purpose computing instrument gentler on people who don't want to learn anything without apping apps and Fisher-Price toys that won't scare them away.
Those people would churn shit code anyway regardless of the programming environment. Give them Lisp and they'll abuse macros, the metaobject system, and the typesystem to kingdom come.

>>13
Oh ho ho, I guess we hit a nerve there, white trash.

Name: >>13 2014-07-09 13:03

s/>>10/>>11/

Name: >>15 2014-07-09 13:14

God fucking damn it, s/>>13/>>14/.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 13:22

I have to object to the comment on Apple being unprogrammable. OS X comes with bash, perl, python, and ruby as part of the standard install, plus the optional xcode. Compare that to what Microsoft gives you.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 13:38

>>17
It doesn't matter what it comes with if the hardware prevents you from running any unsigned executables.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 14:15

>>18
And also if your OS has backdoors that can prevent you from running unsigned code in the future ("for your safety"), or spy on you ("for the children"), or god knows what.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 15:07

>>18
My Haskell poems don't have any problems with that.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-09 15:31

>>20
BUT HOW CAN YOU TELL?

Name: TPOBCI 2014-07-09 16:27

The Pleasure Of Being Cummed Inside.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-10 11:01

The Pleasure Of Being Cummed Inside

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-10 11:23

The Pressure Of Being Cummed Inside

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-10 22:15

>>22-24
Cumming inside is a side effect!

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-10 22:17

>>25
Haskell kikes will never feel The Pleasure Of Being Cummed Inside because of their monad protection.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-10 23:15

>>26
kikes

Okay, I realize everyone else here has gotten used to it, but for me, the constant ethnic slurs and race-based conspiracy theories have been sucking the fun out of /prog/ for a long time. It's not even the fact that these are mean things to say. Rather, it's the lack of imagination. You guys are button mashing the same tiny vocabulary of boring memes over and over again. Hell, even that wouldn't be a big deal if I couldn't hear exactly the same generic brand white power logorrhea at a sleazy bar two blocks from here every Friday night.

I'm starting to think my time would be better spent on [s4s].

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-10 23:44

>>27
I hate to say this but...
/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-10 23:45

>>27
Your biggest problem is that people in a bar near you use the same mean word as /prog/ does when it comes to Haskell and infinity?

Way to be a whiny faggot over nothing. Don't let the door hit you on your way out.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-10 23:49

>>27
Complaining about lack of imagination while thinking about going to /s4s/, that's rich.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 0:04

>>29
I actually hate kikes

Name: >>26,27,28,29,30,31 2014-07-11 0:16

i'm a virgin and want to suck huge nigger dick

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 0:24

>>27
hahaha nigger kike faggot wop haha back to tumblr hahahahaha you little bitch

Name: >>32 2014-07-11 0:25

im a fucking looser who hates facts and enjoys eating shit kikes give to me

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 0:28

>>32
Optimize your name, cretin.

Name: >>34,35 2014-07-11 0:29

what i deem as ``facts'' are facts such as the fact that i am a huge gayboy with a tiny lil dick and got made fun of by girls in highschool lmao

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 0:30

>>35
It is optimized you faggot. What, you want spaces?

Name: >>37 2014-07-11 0:32

i dont kno what optimisation is lelelele

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 0:33

>>37
It is not optimized, read SOTQ.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 1:20

Le plasir d'être enculée

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