The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside

SICP, 1986:
- recursive tree walks
- AI
- lisp
- prolog
- magic

2013:
- overengineered nonsense like visual studio and java
- hipstr.js, a new "framework" that uses 120% of your CPU to do nothing useful
- "cloud" computing, a return to 1960's remote-access services in lieu of personal computing, for the greater profit of software giants
- fisherprice "apps" the design of which assumes computer users are 3 years old

Today Apple with their "user-friendly" unprogrammable devices are king, enslaving people into believing that a "computer" is a gadget for wasting time on websites and not a means of computing things

If you don't buy new "devices" every year and contribute your share to world pollution, you're not cool. Even though we now have many gigahertz of CPU and many gigabytes of RAM, upgrades are considered proper etiquette.

When software lets you connect with customers when and where they want, that's business with .NET.

When objects fall back to the ground after they are thrown, that's business with gravity.

As they said in the olden days before this website was run over by spammers and racists, DISCUSS.

>>26

kikes

Okay, I realize everyone else here has gotten used to it, but for me, the constant ethnic slurs and race-based conspiracy theories have been sucking the fun out of /prog/ for a long time. It's not even the fact that these are mean things to say. Rather, it's the lack of imagination. You guys are button mashing the same tiny vocabulary of boring memes over and over again. Hell, even that wouldn't be a big deal if I couldn't hear exactly the same generic brand white power logorrhea at a sleazy bar two blocks from here every Friday night.

I'm starting to think my time would be better spent on [s4s].