Have you read your SICP today?

Well have you?

I have and it has brought great joy and light to my heart and soul, as it always does.

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If SICP is kindergarten, then anything on Haskell is supplementary reading material. Implementing Haskell, a lazy evaluating, pure functional language with built in pattern matching is one of the excercises from SICP.

Have you even read SICP? Your homomorphic endotensors have blinded you from the truth. Let the waves of SICP and the ministrations of Abelson and Sussman wash away your eigenfunctors and bring you peace.