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Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 9:54

C > D > js > rust > lua > haskell > python > ruby > php > java > C++

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 11:37

* > php

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 12:18

js > *
IHNBT

Name: exhaustive ranking 2014-05-23 14:27

shit < lisp

Name: FROT 2014-05-23 14:34

D
D a shit
js
JS a shit
rust
Rust a shit
haskal
better than the ones listed
python
Python a shit
ruby
Ruby a shit
php
PHP a shit
java
Java a shit
C++
C++ a shit

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 15:08

I don't understand why everyone here hates Haskell or why a taste for Lisp and Haskell seems to be mutually exclusive.

Both are better than Javashit and the turds we have to put up every day. Sure, they might not CLOUD ENABLE YOUR BUSINESS but I fail to see why prague would want that.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 15:08

Go > C > *

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 15:30

>>6
I don't understand why everyone here hates Haskell or why a taste for Lisp and Haskell seems to be mutually exclusive.
Programmers commonly use statically typed languages at workplace, so static typing became associated with boring work, imitation work and enterprise code (IFactoryFactory, Visitor Pattern, etc...).

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 15:47

>>7
Go a anal shit

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 15:58

>>6
I don't hate Haskell, I just dislike the community. Especially the “types fix everything, including lack of docs” and “Haskell is a Lisp killer” mindsets piss me off.

Having to model everything with types can be annoying for prototyping, too.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 15:59

>>9
http://bbs.progrider.org/prog/read/1399040031

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 16:03

>>6
most people know enough about haskell to see how stupid it is now that the new-and-interesting hype wave is over

>>10
haskell types can't model much. nerds spend hours trying to make a type for nonempty lists but the code you write will always have some more complicated invariants that types can't capture.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 20:26

>>6
Clojure will cloud enable your business, sir.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 14:06

>>8
If you actually understand computer science, you'll find that types are nothing but hints to the compiler about how to optimize your code. Haskell abuses them by trying to use them for something they're simply incapable of doing, which is even worse than, egg., Java's obsession with redundant documentation on every single fucking line even though it's a dynamically typed language in practice, that is, it uses type tagging on every object and checks types at runtime like Python.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 14:12

If you actually understand computer science, you'll find that types are nothing but hints to the compiler about how to optimize your code

heh

no

ftp://ftp.cs.cmu.edu/usr/rwh/www/home/courses/logic/www/handouts/curry-howard.pdf

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 14:49

>>10
Types really make most docs unneeded.
And Haskell can't be a Lisp killer because Lisp is already dead.
>>12
Yes they can.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 14:58

>>16
Types really make most docs unneeded.
Haskell's regex API disagrees.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 15:02

>>17
...in most cases, yeah.
The unityped chimps don't even have that option.
Oooh, I want to write a function without specifying what types its arguments must have, as if it worked for all types, but it doesn't so you'll have to read 5 page of manuals to understand what that function does, herp derp.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 15:34

>>18
you're so good at pretending I thought you were an actual idiot

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 15:43

C > Rust > C++ > the rest is forced GC shit without any difference

>>5
Your post lacks verbs. Are you sure you know English?

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 16:28

js > java > lua > C++ > php > ruby > python > C and the rest I've never heard about

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 16:32

this thread attracts morons, voting to delete

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 16:37

>>22
That's not how it works here.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 16:52

>>22
*clicks downboat
*clicks unfriend button
not cool

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 16:55

>>22,24
Reported.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 21:41

>>20
C > Rust
Enjoy your pointer arithmetic errors, thirstdwarf.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 21:55

>>26
you should be really retarded to have pointer arithmetic errors in C, also the only thing a shitty language like rust can do is to throw a runtime error in that case

[spoilers]rust support raw pointers and in C you can use some kind of library to handle the pointer so idk what is the problem[/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 23:11

>>27
condemning people for stupid mistakes while neglecting the preview button, that's a double word score.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 23:34

>>1

I just don't care for any of those languages except Sepples.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-01 8:15

I'm usually most comfortable with Java, but it's just because I've got a butt nugget to deposit

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-01 11:45

>>28
I think I pressed the ``s'' after the using the preview functionality

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-01 13:17

>>31
functionality

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-01 13:54

>>32
Who aren't you quoting?
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