rankings

C > D > js > rust > lua > haskell > python > ruby > php > java > C++

I don't understand why everyone here hates Haskell or why a taste for Lisp and Haskell seems to be mutually exclusive.

Both are better than Javashit and the turds we have to put up every day. Sure, they might not CLOUD ENABLE YOUR BUSINESS but I fail to see why prague would want that.