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Happy universe creating to you all

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-16 23:12

Warm greetings to all of you. I wish you all happy coding.

Please describe the joy you feel when creating universes.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-16 23:16

I once created an universe where I was married to Yukari. It must be somewhere on fanfiction.net.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-16 23:17

Shit, even /prog/ calls programming ``coding'' now. Oh, and programs are now ``apps''.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-16 23:24

>>3
Not all of us are as retarded as >>1-kun.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-16 23:54

>>3

My sincerest apologies for referring to programming as "coding". I didn't mean to cause offense.

Anyone else prefer to create their own live cod-sorry, "programming" environment to work in?

Examples of what I'm talking about include Squeak Smalltalk and fluxus.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-17 0:16

>>3
You're totally right. No one should call it simply ``coding'', we're not 'coders', we're SOFTWARE ENGINEERS. We create SCALABLE SOFTWARE SOLUTIONS for an EVER EXPANDING MARKET.

Seriously, though. These hipsters making turds, soundboards and 1$ games for iToilets and Lagdroids can fuck right off. The difference between an 'app coder' and a 'programmmer' is the difference between a garden variety plumber and an aerospace engineer.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-17 0:21

>>6
Even astronauts want apps on their space iphones now. The most common complaint is using a touchscreen while wearing a space suit.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-17 0:26

>>7
oh I know that one - the russians used buttons.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-17 0:36

>>5
NEWFAG DETECTED YOU AREN'T EVEN DOING THE QUOTES RIGHT

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-17 1:29

>>9
What? Explain yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-17 4:36

>>6
This my new favorite post on the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-17 4:56

>>11
Oh look, another newfag.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-17 6:40

>>9,12
You're not funny. Go back to the imageboards.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-17 7:51

>>13
It's funny because only newfriends say ``back to imageboards/g/something'' to make themselfs seem like they were here long time ago but in reality they are from the imageboards

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-17 10:03

>>14
[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-17 11:05

>>15-kun, the citization seems to be: >>14
citization was dutifully given.

You are therefoar satisfied and need not ever inquire thusly again.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-17 11:06

>>1

when I was child and learning C and Pascal I really though that creating programs was in some way creating universes. I remember that I used to philosophy if every system with a set of rules was a universe, and that would include maths and other formal languages, but in those cases we would be simulating universes in our brain (not sure how I reached that conclusion).
I also was intrigued about how was possible that a small part of the universe was conscious of itself, and if the structure of our brains had an important role on that or if I could create a conscious program ("would that be simulated or real?").

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-17 13:29

>>16

Does he needs to admits his roal too?

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-17 14:54

>>18
Only if xhe wants to avoiding self-referential in it's sources

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-19 6:15

>>17
Actually you were right, math and formal languages are simulated universes in human brains. Mathematics has no existence outside of man, not even in computers, not even in the farthest reaches of space. There is no way to manifest e.g. a delta function, it is only an invention of the human mind.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-19 7:03

>>17,20
That is exactly how I saw programming, and continue to see it. You carve out a new sort of space with every game or simulation you write, a space that is essentially its own universe that awaits exploration. Its up to the programmer to cast new spells to explore this new space. Its a magnificent sort of freedom that can never be taken away, similar to the freedom mathematicians have historically felt.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-19 7:09

>>20
Laughably incorrect.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-19 8:21

>>22
Well then, show me a delta function. Can I touch it? Can it be measured by any instrument?

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-19 9:16

>>23
Electric field of an electron at rest.

Name: >>24 2014-04-19 9:27

fuck me, I meant charge density.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-19 11:08

>>25
You don't know any quantum physics, that's what's laughable.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-19 11:18

i've always wanted to have my own universe that i programmed, but i'm always too distracted to finish something. i program things here and there, but not a dwarf-fortress-style universe simulation like i've always wanted to.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-19 11:22

>>26
Oh fuck you faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-19 11:53

>>28
Sorry for you. You do realize that an infinite mass density would cause problems with gravity, right?

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-20 7:16

>>25
There have been no experiments which prove that the electron has zero radius. They haven't even reached Planck's length yet.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-20 20:35

>>30
Experiments are illusions. You cant touch, taste, see, and hear electrons. You have to trust instruments that run on non-existent things such as mathematics. No such thing as a Planck's length.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-20 20:38

>>31
back to anti-intellectual shithole Russia.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-07 1:34

The warm summer breeze
Wild flowers gently swaying
Dreams of checking them

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-07 1:39

Dubs checker revived a good thread about creating universes. Thank you dubs checker.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-07 2:00

Inter-universal Teichmüller Theory

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