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Why can't PHP just die?

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 17:06

PHP is maybe the worst language currently in use. Why can't people just migrate to other languages? PHP is horrible.
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Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 18:33

>>1
Because there are thousands of developers using it for every project they do

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 18:33

It wouldn't die even if you kill it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 19:20

Would you prefer I used Rails?

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 19:41

>>4
Even Rails is 100 times better than PHP. There are some things in Rails. There is no nice things in PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 0:40

Ruby is great, I've never used PHP though.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 3:17

Because I wrote some enterprise PHP code just today.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 10:03

Php is alright.

Posted from my Android phone.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 12:39

How do you pronounce PHP?

1. Fup
2. Pea Aych Pea (faggot)
3. Personal Home Page
4. Other.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 13:02

>>9
PHP Hypertext Preprocessor

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 18:54

>>9
*fuph*

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 22:00

>>9
Luckily, I don't have to, because I've never had to work with it or talk about it.

I did, however, pronounce C++ as ``Sepples'' to one of my colleagues by mistake the other day. I think he assumed I was talking about a library.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 22:39

How do you pronounce Sepples?

1. セップレス
2. Seh-pless
3. Seh-puhls (faggot)
4. Other

>>9
The third option is always the faggot option, nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-22 0:04

Who is the greatest faggot in this thread?

1. >>1
2. >>9
3. >>13
4. Other

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-22 9:03

>>13

I apologise sir. Please don't disclose my nigger status to others.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-25 18:23

>>15
Wish denied. Everyone already knows of your niggerdom.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-10 21:46

>>9
Parents Helping Parents

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-11 15:03

>>9
It's not "personal home page", you retard, it's "pre-hypertext-processor".

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-11 18:59

>>18

It used to be personal home page

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-11 20:32

>>19
Back to Geocities, please.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-11 21:24

>>20
I don't get it

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-12 4:54

>>21

Back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-12 12:22

>>21
That's ok, you're probably too young to understand.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-12 14:02

>>23
That was a joke? It was dumb.

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