Programming Job at Apple

I've been enjoying myself with hacking Apple's open source software. I learned a lot of stuff from their source code. Better quality than GNU shitware. I enjoyed writing a R7RS interpreter in Obj-C. Apple really did a great choice choosing LLVM compilers and Objective-C can be fun if you already know a lot of Smalltalk.

Now I want a programming job at Apple. I don't mind being a CORPORATE DRONE. I want to fascinate in Aqua's or iOS' source codes. I want to help make great leaps in making Safari as good as Firefox. I just want a job that I could enjoy while surrounded by Touhou portraits in my cubicle.

I could never get a programming job at Apple and Apple would only hire bad programmers (like that one Mexican kid who claims to dream in code) and ignore the good ones like me.;_;

Objective-C isn't like C at all, and it's full of [NSAppleObject] crap.

>>2

I never said Obj-C is like C(rap)

tell us more about that mexican kid who dream in code

>>4
Eh coads APPS for iPads and doesn't afraid of anything.

He also has a faggot CS professors and works with hot engineers at Apple.
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I want to help make great leaps in making Safari as good as Firefox

I don't think Firefox can be used as any sort of standard. Furthermore, I really don't think you want to work on a browser in your lifetime if you can help it.

Working at Apple would probably be similar to working at MS. Mostly shit, unless you get to work on LLVM or something, but most likely you'd be dishing out XCode GUI version 75.2.

I've personally used Obj-C and don't find it all that great. It's a bastardization of both C and Smalltalk. I like both those languages, but don't like Obj-c.

More interesting jobs would be working at Intel or writing software for embedded systems, or something like working on the massively parallel computational cluster systems, distributed FS, etc, at Google.

Apple in itself doesn't really come out with much. They mostly take open source software and repackage it.

>>6

You should work at Intel or Google!

Shalom, Goyim desu!

I just want a job that I could enjoy while surrounded by Touhou portraits in my cubicle.

Reminds me of that guy who was fired from Google for being a pedo.
Here it is: http://gawker.com/5637234/gcreep-google-engineer-stalked-teens-spied-on-chats

>>5
shit man, i saw the video... im kinda fucked.. 21 y/o learning PHP with prof. Melgareg... fuck

>>7
I'm not saying the companies themselves are any good, I'm just saying it would probably be more interesting to work for them than for Apple. Apple's just as bad, either way.

>>10
I don't think ``coding rocking webapps in Javascript'' is mentally stimulating, which is why I would rule out Jewgle.

On the other hand, oppressing the goyim while at the Intel HQs sounds like fun.

>>9
That teacher must do a lot of cocaine. His eyes. God damn.

>>11
Of course working at Google would also be awful if you get a web monkey position.

Google do a lot of data processing and analytics, though, which is what I would find interesting. Having basically an entire copy of the internet locally to mess with on a gigantic computational cluster that combined probably exceeds the computational throughput of the top 10 supercomputers in the world combined would be neat. Working on the distributed OS and MPI like MapReduce would also be fun.

No I have more fun hacking with LLVM than anything else. I have read Art of Unix Programming and SICP. I'm an expert so I would have no problem making it to Senior Software Engineer for OS X if I could just get in Apple

>>14
If you would have no problem making it to Senior Software Engineer, you should also have no problem actually getting a job at Apple.

>>5,9,12
It's the same video as this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPd44Zz6etI
a marketing campaign. Why they are repeating the campaign shows that they are desperate for developers since Jobs died, and most of there real work force left.

>>14
Why not work at IBM, solving real world problems⸮

>>16
Like BIG DATA and LEGACY DATABASE SOLUTIONS?

Not him, but IBM isn't what it used to be.

>>17
What, you work there?:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM#Selected_current_projects

>>18
It would be fun to work on Watson or SyNAPSE.

>>19

It would be fun to work on my ANUS

>>20
It would be fun to work on Rational.

Oh, wait, you already said that.

Rationalize these 3 year old dubs

>>22
66/3

If anyone ever gets in, please make sure to try getting code into products that let your users jailbreak them to freedom. The only way to tear down the corporate slavery is from the inside.

>>24
I hope you did something about Intel ME while you were working there, Cudder-chama.

>>24
You could just not buy iPhones. They don't force them on you.

>>25
I never worked at Intel.

>>26
You could just not use proprietary software, like RMS. How practical is that? I don't like Apple products at all and don't own an iPhone, but when almost alternative (Google, Microsoft, etc.) takes or will take the same path, it's not a choice. It's like having "choice" between browsers, almost all of which are WebKit clones with a slightly different skin.

>>27
Nobody forces you to buy iphones. If that practice means every company does exactly the same thing to lock their phones, then you only have yourself to blame for participate in this state. Stop buying that shit.

>>27

I never worked at Intel.

Got that already. You're a "neet for life" german welfare negro, playing chinese porn cartoons (dubbed "visual novels"). Your biggest job was the blowjob you have given to your daddy at the anime cross-dressing event.

Programming Job at Apple

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>>27
What about the "Clownlake leak" thread?

>>30

never forget

>>31
Check 'em

Working at Apple, Facebook, Google, is like joining a cult. Any actually sane person would run far from them.

Programming in general is like joining a cult. Any actually sane person would run far away form it.