can /jay-pee/ still be our sister board?

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It never was.

It always was and all ways will be.

My favorite Touhou is Nitori, by the way. What's yours?

inb4
When will the next fighting 2hu game will come out again? Maybe we should make 2hu repository as well, lol.

I want to read with Patchouli!

ONCE UPON A TIME MARISA WAS TRAIPSING THOUGH THE WOODS WHEN SHE BEHELD TEWI AND REISEN DOING IT IN A HOLE IN THE GROUND (REISEN WAS ON THE BOTTOM) SO SHE CALLED OUT TO THEM, "HEY YOU WEIRD MOON RABBITS WHY ARE YOU FUCKING LIKE EARTH RABBITS DOWN THERE ZE" SO THEY REPLIED "WE'RE GOING TO WONDERLAND" AND MARISA SAID "WELL I HEAR THERE ARE GREAT MUSHROOMS IN WONDERLAND SO I WANT TO GO TOO" BUT THE RABBITS TURNED HER AWAY SO SHE WENT TO GO FIND SOMEONE WHO COULD HELP HER AND AS SHE LEFT THE FOREST SHE THOUGHT ALOUD "REIMU KNOWS A LOT ABOUT BORDERS AND I DON'T TRUST A WOMAN WHO CLAIMS TO BE SEVENTEEN DESPITE BEING OLDER THAN MOST OF THE REST OF US SO I'LL JUST STICK WITH REIMU" ALTHOUGH IN TRUTH REIMU HAD ANTICIPATED HER ARRIVAL AND ALREADY PREPARED A BATH AND TEA AND ALCOHOL SO WHEN MARISA ARRIVED REIMU ENCOURAGED HER TO DRINK AND PLAY AND RELAX AND WHEN MARISA WAS THOROUGHLY TIRED AND TOO DRUNK TO FLY HOME REIMU INSISTED SHE STAY THE NIGHT BUT MARISA REMEMBERED WHAT SHE HAD ORIGINALLY COME FOR SO SHE ASKED "REIMU HOW DO I GET TO WONDERLAND CAUSE I SAW THE MOON RABBITS FUCKING AND THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO WONDERLAND AND I HEAR THERE ARE NICE MUSHROOMS THERE ZE" AND REIMU REPLIED "GO TO SLEEP AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO WONDERLAND IN THE MORNING" BUT MARISA INSISTED "I WANT TO GO NOW" SO REIMU SAID FINE CLOSE YOUR EYES AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO WONDERLAND SO SHE DID AND REIMU POUNCED ON HER AND THEY HAD NOISY LESBIAN SEX AND AFTER A WHILE MARISA THOUGHT TO HERSELF "AH SO THIS IS WONDERLAND ZE"

>>2
It always was.

>>3
The noodle soup moon rabbit.

>>7
No? It was just a few shitposters like the panic attack guy and a few NEETs who spammed their unwanted loli ASCII art and discussion.

>>9
Don't you have some anime pictures in your daily programing thread to complain about, back on /g/? Better get back there, it ain't gonna ruin itself.

>>10
E/jp/in, but I don't give a fuck about weeaboo shit, nor /g/. Enjoy your wangsting over your feelings of isolation.

My favorite Touhou is Remi. She's so cute! I wonder if she's really as soft and delicious as she looks. And she's smart, even Sakuya respects her as a leader, and she has lots of people working under her and can support an entire mansion with no visible means of income or production capabilities, so she's rich and doesn't have to work.

>>1-11
Come the fuck on, take your "I HATE WEEABOOS LE DOWNBOAT SAGE" and "WHY DO YOU HATE ME NORMALS DESU" back to the imagereddits.

>>12
Have you even played Touhou 06?

>>13
Yes, I wouldn't mind at all if the hikkikomori wankery and the /g/tard witch hunts stayed (mostly) in /prog/.

>>14
Yes, but ZUN says I can ignore stuff I don't like and that everyone can have their own personal Gensokyo _{^{(may or may not be a way to relieve the burden of having to maintain internal consistency)}}. Besides that, I'm never one to let canon stop me from projecting my wishes on something _{^{(I learned that trick from a certain VN series, not Touhou!)}}.

>>16
No, I'm not getting into a discussion about what's canon and what's not. You probably know about people who jack off to Touhous even though they haven't touched the games, and I'm glad to know you're not one of those.

>>17
Those people truly are the worst. If you really love you're Touhou, you'll play her game and read her official stories. Fapping to them without truly knowing them is sexual abuse.

>>19
Yes. Fortunately, my favorite Touhou is featured in many official works and she's not even the main character. Hell, she's a dirty youkaike.

tohoho

My faverite is Suwacko, she's so sexual