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Coronavirus Bugcashers Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-26 11:35

Day 24: I licked a doorknob today. It tasted like brass and I got an erection thinking about how sick I will get. Mmmm yes, infect me you naughty Chinese slut. Infect me, mommy.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-26 12:10

Bug-chasers.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-26 12:25

Brass actually has antibacterial properties.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-27 8:06

modern h1n1 has similarities to the spanish flu[also a h1n1 strain] of 1918

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-28 8:06

People coughing at the airport bar
Bat Soup Fever spreading around
Borders closing, press in fear
The Bat Soup Fever is getting near

People staring at TV clowns
Telling you "just wash your hands"
No world leaders wearing masks
Are they reptiles in disguise?

Storming stores and clearing aisles
The normies panic, sense disaster
"Its just the flu", denial grows
Horizons fill with flocks of crows

Vaccines are coming, they ensure
The rich elite have them for sure
Open the borders, screw the rest
In quarantine we don't invest.

Hospitals filling, the press in shock
Bat Soup Fever clears clowns in stock
Sirens droning, the stage is set
System ripe for the Great Reset.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-28 10:15

Theres 200k doomsday cult in Korea spreading Corona.
Italian leftists spent weeks hugging Asian tourists to prove they're not racist.
Iran covered up infections for weeks.
Cat in mask to cheer everyone up:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERzpYjCXkAAht9J?format=jpg&name=small

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-28 13:48

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-29 15:21

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-01 14:45

WATCH: Iranian pilgrims taunt coronavirus with ‘communal licking’ of religious shrines despite outbreak
https://www.alaraby.co.uk/english/news/2020/3/1/watch-iran-pilgrims-taunt-coronavirus-by-licking-religious-shrines

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-01 17:32

@NBCNews: Hundreds of people gathered in San Francisco's Chinatown on Saturday to march against xenophobia caused by fears of the coronavirus outbreak.
https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1233894345763254272

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-02 5:08

RIGHT NOW, Spain is currently holding its huge festival "Las Fallas", located in the epicenter of its outbreak. The Ministry of Health has refused to cancel it. 2 million international tourists expected in a 12-day period. What the actual fuck? (self.China_Flu)

submitted 9 hours ago * by IntlMan902102020
https://www.reddit.com/r/China_Flu/comments/fbzinr/right_now_spain_is_currently_holding_its_huge/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-02 8:26

(CHARLESTON, S.C.) — Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg has canceled four events in south Florida set for Wednesday because of illness.

Buttigieg campaign spokesman Chris Meagher says the former mayor is sick with a cold.
https://time.com/5791169/pete-buttigieg-cancels-events-illness/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-02 13:41

>>12
Nah, he prolly has cock fever.

Name: Clown World Jews 2020-03-02 14:07

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-02 15:48

Iranian authorities have arrested a man who was seen licking a Shia Muslim shrine in defiance of measures to contain the deadly coronavirus outbreak.

In a viral video, Jafar Ghafouri appeared to lick the metal gating surrounding the tomb of Imam Reza in Mashhad, saying, "I am eating the virus to reassure you and keep you coming to the mausoleum".
https://www.alaraby.co.uk/english/news/2020/3/2/iran-arrests-shrine-licker-who-defied-coronavirus-measures

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-02 19:19

>>15
Can he be retrained to lick the space between my balls and the anus instead?

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-19 1:50

>>16
Yes

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 8:08

(translated) Indonesian Man Takes Wife Who Died Of COVID back to his home, opens bodybag and villagers hug & kiss dead body.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fqf7r7/translated_indonesian_man_takes_wife_who_died_of/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 5:43

Plague Inc. difficulty level: "United States"
[x]People ignore quarantine unless forced inside by National Guard
[x]PPE supplies sold for profit
[x]Doctors and nurses salaries slashed
[x]People are left to starve under lockdown
[x]Government calls and compares the epidemic to a flu most of time
[x]All businesses deemed essential require zero PPE
[x]Core objective of all containment measures is to prop up the markets
[x]People can't wash their hands due water being cut off for nonpayment

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 9:45

>>19
Im gay

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-30 2:52

Coronavirus: Eating bats doesn’t kill people, lying corrupt governments do | Hong Kong Free Press HKFP
https://www.hongkongfp.com/2020/03/30/coronavirus-eating-bats-doesnt-kill-people-lying-corrupt-governments/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-31 13:54

>>19 Boomer-planet level:
[x] Coronavirus is just a bad flu
[x] Inflation of money won't happen because of flu
[x] we already got supplies for 2 weeks
[x] I will wear a mask after people start dying nearby
[x] Washing hands wastes too much water, do it quicker
[x] We'll just buy the food later
[x] it will be fixed in 2 weeks
[x] ..or 4 weeks, but its just a temporary setback, the economy is fine
[x] Lockdowns are overreaction
[x] Government won't lie to us
[x] I'll die anyway
[x] The media says there is a cure, stop panicking

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-31 16:33

>>22
Inflation of money has been rampant since Bretton Woods collapsed in 1971, boomers know this well.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-01 7:51

>>22
Plague Inc. Turkmenistan Edition:
[x] Using the word "Coronavirus" or "covid-19" leads to arrest
[x] Wearing masks leads to arrest, citizens encouraged to report mask-wearers
[x] plainclothes policemen monitor bus stops and public places for mask-wearers or rumors about the virus
[x] Everything is censored to remove "coronavirus" terms

https://rsf.org/en/news/turkmenistan-bans-word-coronavirus

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-01 9:33

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Name: Anonymous 2020-04-20 22:59

Do you guys think top tier Chinese pussy is on sale right now? Asking for a friend.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-21 13:03


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